Revived
by Moley
Disclaimer: I don't own dbz, and if you really want to take the time to sue all you will end up with is a screwed up family, a website that hates you, a couple of strange friends, and a pet rat, the size of a beaver.
The dragonballs had long since vanished along with the dragon. Raditz stared at his brother in awe. He had never seen anyone stuff their mouths like Kakarot was now doing. All Saiyans had large appetites, but this was ridiculous, not to mention disgusting. He wasn't even sure if the rice Kakarot was shoveling in his mouth was cooked.
*****
Gokou had eaten about half of the gigantic pile of rice that littered the desert surroundings, and to his surprise he was actually beginning to feel full. However, he saw no need to waste a perfectly large pile of rice, so he continued to eat. He noticed that Raditz had not touched the rice and was about to inquire why when something moved within the rice. Wondering what exactly had made it's way into his meal, Gokou reached and pulled whatever it was out. Whatever it was closely resembled Yamcha.
"Wow!! I didn't know my rice came with a toy!!" Gokou exclaimed."But-I wanted a Piccolo," he added sounding rather dissapointed.
"Gokou you idiot!" Yamcha said in reply.
"Wow!!" Gokou exclaimed, once more excited,"It talks!!"
"You moron!! I'm not a toy!!! I am Yamcha!!!"
"Really?"
"Of course I am you dimwit!!"
"Yamcha? What were you doing in the rice? Are you trying to kill yourself again?"
"That stupid rice fell on me!!!"
"Do you actually expect me to believe that you were flying and a big pile of rice fell out of the middle of nowhere and landed on you?"
At this point Raditz broke in,"Uhh...you wished for that rice, you idiot." Yamcha just now realized he and Gokou were not alone. He stared at the scarcely clad man who had interrupted their conversation.
"Oh, I guess I did. Didn't I?" Gokou replied dully.
"Who is this guy!?" Yamcha screamed/asked.
"Oh yeah! You two never met. Well Yamcha... this is my brother Raditz."
"What!!! Are you crazy!!? Why would you do something so stupid?"
"You do realize you are speaking to Kakarot, don't you?" Raditz asked.
"That is a really good point," Yamcha stated.
"AAAHHH!!!" Gokou shouted, "I was supposed to be home an hour ago!! Chi Chi is going to kill me."
Gokou began to fly off, but he felt as if he were forgetting something.
He looked back to see Raditz and Yamacha staring at him. "OH! You can come too!" he shouted back.
"Really?" asked Yamcha hopefully.
"Not you reject, him," Gokou said pointing at Raditz.
"Ohh...ok...I see how it is...nobody loves me..." said Yamcha in a state of depression.
"You got that right," Gokou shouted as he and Raditz flew off, leaving poor Yamcha all by his lonesome.
To be continued...maybe...perhaps...
by Moley
Disclaimer: I don't own dbz, and if you really want to take the time to sue all you will end up with is a screwed up family, a website that hates you, a couple of strange friends, and a pet rat, the size of a beaver.
The dragonballs had long since vanished along with the dragon. Raditz stared at his brother in awe. He had never seen anyone stuff their mouths like Kakarot was now doing. All Saiyans had large appetites, but this was ridiculous, not to mention disgusting. He wasn't even sure if the rice Kakarot was shoveling in his mouth was cooked.
*****
Gokou had eaten about half of the gigantic pile of rice that littered the desert surroundings, and to his surprise he was actually beginning to feel full. However, he saw no need to waste a perfectly large pile of rice, so he continued to eat. He noticed that Raditz had not touched the rice and was about to inquire why when something moved within the rice. Wondering what exactly had made it's way into his meal, Gokou reached and pulled whatever it was out. Whatever it was closely resembled Yamcha.
"Wow!! I didn't know my rice came with a toy!!" Gokou exclaimed."But-I wanted a Piccolo," he added sounding rather dissapointed.
"Gokou you idiot!" Yamcha said in reply.
"Wow!!" Gokou exclaimed, once more excited,"It talks!!"
"You moron!! I'm not a toy!!! I am Yamcha!!!"
"Really?"
"Of course I am you dimwit!!"
"Yamcha? What were you doing in the rice? Are you trying to kill yourself again?"
"That stupid rice fell on me!!!"
"Do you actually expect me to believe that you were flying and a big pile of rice fell out of the middle of nowhere and landed on you?"
At this point Raditz broke in,"Uhh...you wished for that rice, you idiot." Yamcha just now realized he and Gokou were not alone. He stared at the scarcely clad man who had interrupted their conversation.
"Oh, I guess I did. Didn't I?" Gokou replied dully.
"Who is this guy!?" Yamcha screamed/asked.
"Oh yeah! You two never met. Well Yamcha... this is my brother Raditz."
"What!!! Are you crazy!!? Why would you do something so stupid?"
"You do realize you are speaking to Kakarot, don't you?" Raditz asked.
"That is a really good point," Yamcha stated.
"AAAHHH!!!" Gokou shouted, "I was supposed to be home an hour ago!! Chi Chi is going to kill me."
Gokou began to fly off, but he felt as if he were forgetting something.
He looked back to see Raditz and Yamacha staring at him. "OH! You can come too!" he shouted back.
"Really?" asked Yamcha hopefully.
"Not you reject, him," Gokou said pointing at Raditz.
"Ohh...ok...I see how it is...nobody loves me..." said Yamcha in a state of depression.
"You got that right," Gokou shouted as he and Raditz flew off, leaving poor Yamcha all by his lonesome.
To be continued...maybe...perhaps...