chapter5- The "Happy" Morning, & Silvia Arrives.
Duo walked down stairs with his hands rubbing his eyes. When he walked into the kitchen he saw Sally standing while eating her bowl of Co-Co puffs, Heero sitting at the table Drinking coffee, Wufei was sitting down with his arms across his chest, Hildie was sitting on the counter, Catherine was on the floor with her legs crossed playing a card game, Dorothy was sitting at the table having a staring contest with Quatre who was across from her, Trowa was also on the floor playing against Catherine, and Relena was making breakfast.
"Mmmmm...what's for breakfast?" asked Duo
"What ever you want." said Hildie as she took a bite of her grilled cheese sandwich.
"Oh...where am I gunna sit?" asked Duo
"Wherever there's space." said Relena. She then pored the now coked eggs on a plate to serve. she walked out of the kitchen to grab the chair off of one of the tables in the bar. She then came back and placed it next to Dorothy and Heero.
"WHAT? Where's my food Woman?" asked Wufei
"What?" asked Relena. Everyone then stopped what they were doing to watch the two fight.
"I SAID WHERE-IS-MY-FOOD-WOMAN?" he said again as he stood up. Relena then also stood up and put her hands across her chest.
"Go fix it yourself! I'm not your maid~! And Don't call me WOMAN! I have a name! It's RELENA! Can you say RELENA?"
"Grr...:I'll call you whatever I want WOMAN!" said Wufei.
"Well, since your living in the WOMEN'S house You have to be nice or your going on the street! You hairy Ape!" said Relena
"I'd rather be on the street than living here with you, ONNA!" he said
"FINE YOU SEXIST ASSHOLE!!" screamed Relena
"WEAK!"
"JUSTICE FREAK!"
"BITCH!!"
"HORSE FUCKER!"
"YOU! you.....uh.....WHERE'S MY FOOD YOU DISHONORABLE WOMAN??" he screamed
"YOU WANT FOOD? FINE!" said Relena as she walked over to Sally, took her cereal, and dumped it over Wufie's head. "THERE'S YOUR FOOD YOU JERK!" she said as she walked back down to her seat and ate her food.
"Ahhhhhhh!" screamed Wufei as his face got real red and then heero had to get up and try to colm him down.
"you need to cool off before you end up hiting a "week" woman!" said Relena
"IT'S NOT A WOMAN! IT'S A MAN SO I CAN HIT HER/HIM!" screamed Wufei
"Good then. If I'm a man, then I don't have to cook for you and be your made. And that means...." said Relena as she grabbed Wufie's arm and took him outside in the early morning cold with only his boxers on. "It also means that I can throw you out." said Relena as she slammed the door.
"Wow...that's the first time he's lost an argument to a Woman." said Duo. Relena glared at her. "A...a...very nice woman by the name of Relena...." said Duo to prevent getting beat up. Heero just smirked at her.
"Hello? Hello? Is any one home.? God look at this dump." said a voice as they just walked in
"*groans* Silvia's here." said Duo
"Were in here!" said Catherine. Sylvia then walked in.
"Oh...who are you? Your not supposed to be here! GET OUT!" said Sylvia. Relena then walked up to her.
"No listen here miss. Thang. I am not having a good day. This is my home and I'd appreciate it if you would drop that prissy act. Okay?" asked Relena
"Well...This is supposed to be Quatre's cousin's place so I don't know who you think you are but I got nails and I'm not afraid to use them!" she said
"Well. I'm his cousin and I got 2 fists and I'm not afraid to use them!" said Relena as she held up a fist.
"Oh...OKAY!" said Sylvia in a preppy way. "HEERO!" she said as she ran up to Heero and hugged him.
"Now I know that 'that thing' is going to be a problem...and if she does one more thing to insult me...I'm gunna make her wanna get a new nose job." said Relena to Hildie. Though she said it loud enough so everyone could here except Sylvia because she was giggling to loud
"HAHAHAHAHHA!!! I'd like to see that happen!" said Duo in a cheery manner.
Wof! Woof! Woof!
barked Sammy as he ran in to see who the visitor was.
"Ewwwww! what is that thing!" screamed Sylvia as she jumped into Heero's arms.
"Aww...its on now!" said Relena as she rolled up her sleeves. Hildie was holding her back. "Now you insulted me and my house...but once you insult my dog....your goin to the dog house." said Relena as she tried to get out of Hildie's grasp.
"Boo? Why is Wufie outside with milk on his head?" she asked
"He's having a time out." said Duo as he started laughing. Relena was just to get out of Hildie's grasp but Trowa jumped in and they dragged her into the bar.
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Ok...that was chapter 5...I hope I get good reviews on this one because I had a lot of fun making it. hehe. No flames people.- Sorrow.