The Fall That Turned The Floor Yellow
Once upon a time, heck no! Nobody does that anymore! OK. It was a dark and stormy night. Wait! That's already been used! OK.
Hermione, Ron, and Harry were sitting in the Great Hall. They were inspecting Harry's new hairdo, and Hermione was mooning over Draco's buttocks.
"Harry, I love your new 'fro! It's so sexy!" Exclaimed Hermione.
"Uh-huh." Replied Harry, in a complete daze, gazing at Karry. She was a new exchanged student from the Galapagos Islands. Everyone loved her, especially her beautiful, long, mesmerizing hair. Yes, I said hair.
"Thanks, Hair-mione. I mean. uh! Ummmm, Errrrr.."
". Hermione??" Said Ron.
"Very good, Ron! Here, get the snack!" Said Harry.
Hermione rolled her eyes and returned her gaze to Harry's new 'fro. until she got hit in the face by Karry's hair 'cause Draco pushed her while he was trying to sit on the rocking chair in the corner. He was holding a children's book titled "Goldilocks and the Three Hairs".
Karry was flung across the room, and into Harry's arms. Hermione had become friends with the green monster of jealousy by seeing this fiasco. She purposely tripped herself and landed on Harry. Now Harry had 2 girls in his arms. One ugly one and one beautiful one.
" Wow, you're CUTE" said Karry to Harry as she gazed into his eyes and he gazed into hers.
"Hands OFF" said an angry Hermione "he's mine". Suddenly Draco walked by and almost peed his pants because he hadn't gone to the bathroom in almost 3 hours and his bladder was getting pretty full. You see, Draco had a bladder infection, which made him go every 3-3 and a quarter hours. There was no spell to stop this.
Meanwhile, Harry and the girls continued giggling, until Karry's hair got messed up a second later and she freaked out. She did not like her hair messed up. Battering her eyelashes at Harry, she danced off to the restroom.
Two days later
Because it was a secret, naturally Hermione and Karry found out about Draco's "problem". They thought it would be hilarious to keep him from the bathroom.
First, they dressed up in skanky robes and went up to Draco a few minutes until he was supposed to go.
"Hey, Draco, baby, watcha doin?" Breathed Karry as she and Hermione steered Draco into the opposite direction of the bathroom, to the middle of the Great Hall, so all could see his lovely stained robes.
Draco was very distracted, thus didn't notice his overflowing bladder.
Meanwhile, Harry saw all of this, and paid a visit to the lovely green monster of jealousy. Anger clouded into his sexy green eyes as he watched his friends flirt with a very uncomfortable- looking Draco.
Harry marched right on up to Draco and did the only thing that he knew to do without breaking any rules. He grabbed his stomach and tickled him.
"Goochi- goochi- gooo!" Harry shrieked.
"Ahhh! The pain!" screamed Draco, as several rivers flowed onto the floor from his robes.
"Hahahaha!" Giggled the dysfunctional children dancing on the tables.
Karry went up to Draco and complimented, "I like the color of your robes. What a lovely shade of yellow! By the way, thanks so much for pushing me the other day!"
Harry, Karry, and Hermione frolicked to the dance room to practice their salsa routine.
(We're not sure what happened to Ron.)
by: moose and my friend, Coconut.
Once upon a time, heck no! Nobody does that anymore! OK. It was a dark and stormy night. Wait! That's already been used! OK.
Hermione, Ron, and Harry were sitting in the Great Hall. They were inspecting Harry's new hairdo, and Hermione was mooning over Draco's buttocks.
"Harry, I love your new 'fro! It's so sexy!" Exclaimed Hermione.
"Uh-huh." Replied Harry, in a complete daze, gazing at Karry. She was a new exchanged student from the Galapagos Islands. Everyone loved her, especially her beautiful, long, mesmerizing hair. Yes, I said hair.
"Thanks, Hair-mione. I mean. uh! Ummmm, Errrrr.."
". Hermione??" Said Ron.
"Very good, Ron! Here, get the snack!" Said Harry.
Hermione rolled her eyes and returned her gaze to Harry's new 'fro. until she got hit in the face by Karry's hair 'cause Draco pushed her while he was trying to sit on the rocking chair in the corner. He was holding a children's book titled "Goldilocks and the Three Hairs".
Karry was flung across the room, and into Harry's arms. Hermione had become friends with the green monster of jealousy by seeing this fiasco. She purposely tripped herself and landed on Harry. Now Harry had 2 girls in his arms. One ugly one and one beautiful one.
" Wow, you're CUTE" said Karry to Harry as she gazed into his eyes and he gazed into hers.
"Hands OFF" said an angry Hermione "he's mine". Suddenly Draco walked by and almost peed his pants because he hadn't gone to the bathroom in almost 3 hours and his bladder was getting pretty full. You see, Draco had a bladder infection, which made him go every 3-3 and a quarter hours. There was no spell to stop this.
Meanwhile, Harry and the girls continued giggling, until Karry's hair got messed up a second later and she freaked out. She did not like her hair messed up. Battering her eyelashes at Harry, she danced off to the restroom.
Two days later
Because it was a secret, naturally Hermione and Karry found out about Draco's "problem". They thought it would be hilarious to keep him from the bathroom.
First, they dressed up in skanky robes and went up to Draco a few minutes until he was supposed to go.
"Hey, Draco, baby, watcha doin?" Breathed Karry as she and Hermione steered Draco into the opposite direction of the bathroom, to the middle of the Great Hall, so all could see his lovely stained robes.
Draco was very distracted, thus didn't notice his overflowing bladder.
Meanwhile, Harry saw all of this, and paid a visit to the lovely green monster of jealousy. Anger clouded into his sexy green eyes as he watched his friends flirt with a very uncomfortable- looking Draco.
Harry marched right on up to Draco and did the only thing that he knew to do without breaking any rules. He grabbed his stomach and tickled him.
"Goochi- goochi- gooo!" Harry shrieked.
"Ahhh! The pain!" screamed Draco, as several rivers flowed onto the floor from his robes.
"Hahahaha!" Giggled the dysfunctional children dancing on the tables.
Karry went up to Draco and complimented, "I like the color of your robes. What a lovely shade of yellow! By the way, thanks so much for pushing me the other day!"
Harry, Karry, and Hermione frolicked to the dance room to practice their salsa routine.
(We're not sure what happened to Ron.)
by: moose and my friend, Coconut.