What Happened Here?

Chapter Two: The New Keyblade Master!
Luna: I own Kingdom Hearts.

Moogle: Your story does not have a point, kupo.

Luna: It will soon...very soon.

Harry Potter: I want to go home...

Luna: Just a note readers...Kyomi will not apper in this chapter, as she is not at my house today. But, expect different friends of mine to be in different chapters. ^_^

Sora woke up the next day to hear lots of screaming down in the kitchen.

Sora(in his firetruck pyjamas): Mom? What is going on?

Pikachu: Piiiikkkaaachu!

Ash: Come back here Pikachu!

Luna: O_o I did not write this....uh-oh!

Luna:(opens hole in space, and sends Ash and Pikachu through it.)

Sora: Are you the author?

Luna: Sure thing.

Sora: Where is the magic typewriter that you use to control the story?

Luna: Uh-oh....I forgot it in the real world!

Austin Powers: Yeah baby!

Luna: Sora, you have to help me get the typewriter back! If Austin Powers keeps writing the story...

Sora: Okay, I will help! Now, where is that Keyblade?(rummages thruogh pockets)

Luna:(sighs) I am going to leave now.(dissapears to real world)

In the real world...

Austin Powers: Yeah baby! (is drinking Ginger Ale, and does not see Luna.)

Luna: Okay...(takes out very long, very sharp silver sword.)

Harry Potter: Flippendo!

Austin Powers:(falls over)

Harry Potter: Now I can finally go home! (picks up typewriter)

Luna: No way Potter! (hits Harry on the back of his head with the flat side of her sword)

Harry Potter: That did not hurt me!

Luna: (grabs typewriter) Okay, that is much better. What shall I do now...

Harry Potter: ;_;

Luna: I have an idea! (little lightbulb appears over her head)

Moogle: Uh-oh, kupo.

Back on Destiny Islands...

Sora: Where is my Keyblade? Huh? (hears noise by the shore)

Tidus: AAAAAHHHHHHHH! (is running away, but is still wearing a shirt; except this one is neon red)

Kairi: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE NEW KEYBLADE MASTER!

Sora: Hey Kairi, give that back!

Kairi: NO WAY! (hits Sora with Keyblade)

Riku: Hi kiddies!

Sora: We are only one year younger than you. T_T

Riku: What is Kairi doing with the Keyblade?

Sora: I do not know.

Kairi: DIE! DIE! (runs after Tidus, and starts using magic on him)

Tidus: OW OW OW!

Selphie: What are you doing Kairi?

Kairi: DIE! DIE! (runs after Selphie)

Selphie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (girly scream)

Wakka: I will save you! (walks up to Kairi)

Selphie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kairi: (whacks Wakka with Keyblade) DIE! DIE!

Wakka: Ow! ;_;

Riku: This is getting boring. (walks up behind Kairi and takes Keyblade from her)

Kairi: (sits down, curls up into a ball , starts rocking back and forth and singing quietly) May had a litle lamb, little lamb, little lamb...

Riku, Sora, Wakka, Tidus, Selphie, Luna, Harry Potter: O_o

Luna: You are still here?!?! T_T

Harry Potter: Yes. I am starting to like it here.

LunaÕs Dad: Then you are sick!

Luna: O_o How did you get here?!?!

LunaÕs Dad: (disappears)

Riku: Do you have the typewriter?

Luna:Yep! ^_^

Sora: What will happen next?

Luna: Stay tuned to find out! Please reveiw!