What Happened Here?
Chapter Three: Get A Job!
Luna: Hi! It is the same day and I am baaaaaaaaaaacckk! ^_^ Oh yeah! Let me introduce you to yet another friend of mine!
J.C: Uhm...hi...right...why am I here again?
Luna: Because I said so. ^_^ Plus, you are my friend.
J.C: Yeay ^_^ I have friends!
Harry Potter: Who is he?
Luna: SHE IS NOT A GUY! SHE IS A GIRL! DER! _
Harry Potter: O...
J.C: o_0
Moogle: GET ON WITH IT!
Luna: OKEE DOKEE! ^_^
Back on Destiny Islands...
Sora: What do you think is wrong with Kairi?
Riku: Do not ask me! You are the one who likes her!
Sora: .............
Selphie: WHAT!?!?! SORA IS MINE, ALL MINE!
Tidus: Uh, Selphie...
Selphie: SwEeT sUgAr! !_! (starts shaking)
J.C: Do you guys need jobs?
Sora: Who are you?
J:C: I am a garfunkle from the planet Zarff. Bow down to your master!
Tidus: All hail, um, Master! (bows down)
Wakka: Yeah! (bows down next to Tidus)
J.C.: I was hired by someone else who controls your lives and the story.
Riku: What jobs?
Kairi: This old man...
J.C. : Cool jobs...ones where you do absoloutly nothing and get paid! Now, Sora...you can be a...a...gravedigger! MUAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sora: Okay, I always wanted to be a gravedigger! ^_^
Riku: Destiny Islands has a graveyard?
Luna: It will soon......(evil look)
J.C. : Riku, you will be a...a...(looks at list) you are to keep the author company while she writes.
Riku: Okay....whatever.
J.C :...and Selphie, you can be the new manager of the Sugar Factory. (hehe)
Selphie: SuGaR ^_^
Luna: ^_^
Riku: We have a Sugar Factory?
J.C. : o_0 Yes....once Tidus and Wakka build it! ^_^
Tidus and Wakka: Yes Master!
J.C. : Good work slaves..now, BE GONE!
Tidus and Wakka: Yes Master! (bow backwards to go build Selphie's Sugar Factory)
J.C. : ^_^ You know what, Luna? This is really fun. Thanks for including me. ^_-
Luna: You are most welcome.
J.C. : Kairi was supposed to be an assasin, but...
Kairi: Give....me ...Keyblade....
Sora: No Way!
Luna: Give it to her!
Sora: Okay...( gives Kairi Keyblade)
Kairi: DIE! DIE!
J.C. : Our graveyard will be filled with.....Heartless! Go kill all the Heartless and bring the corpeses back here!
Kairi: Okay! ^_^ (runs away)
Riku: What happens when she runs out of Heartless to kill?
J.C. : Then, she will aid the author in the writing of the story!
Riku: Good.
J.C . : Luna, I need more slaves. V_V
Luna: Okay! But the people will be more like friends who do your bidding. If you do not treat them like this , they will probably rebel. And their feelings will be hurt...
J.C. : ...uhm....._ _ I never thought about treating them without respect...uh...ok, but they are still my slaves right?
Luna: (sigh)
Leon: (appears out of nowhere) Do I have to serve this person Luna?
Yuffie: Me too?
Oompa Loompas: Us too? Oompa loompa do pe de do...
Luna: Yes. But, if she is mistreating you, tell me. I can (ahem) punish her.
J.C. : O_O .....
Luna: But, of course, you will always be my friends, and so will J.C.
J.C. :...I will be good...I promise...(starts shaking) Wait a second...I fear nothing.
Luna: Yes you do. You fear me.
J.C. : No I do not.
Luna: o_0 Yes you do, and you do because I make you.
J.C. : ...ok....
Luna: This is long, so please reveiw!
J.C.: Until next time, my fellow Garfunkleiens.
Moogles: What about us?
Chapter Three: Get A Job!
Luna: Hi! It is the same day and I am baaaaaaaaaaacckk! ^_^ Oh yeah! Let me introduce you to yet another friend of mine!
J.C: Uhm...hi...right...why am I here again?
Luna: Because I said so. ^_^ Plus, you are my friend.
J.C: Yeay ^_^ I have friends!
Harry Potter: Who is he?
Luna: SHE IS NOT A GUY! SHE IS A GIRL! DER! _
Harry Potter: O...
J.C: o_0
Moogle: GET ON WITH IT!
Luna: OKEE DOKEE! ^_^
Back on Destiny Islands...
Sora: What do you think is wrong with Kairi?
Riku: Do not ask me! You are the one who likes her!
Sora: .............
Selphie: WHAT!?!?! SORA IS MINE, ALL MINE!
Tidus: Uh, Selphie...
Selphie: SwEeT sUgAr! !_! (starts shaking)
J.C: Do you guys need jobs?
Sora: Who are you?
J:C: I am a garfunkle from the planet Zarff. Bow down to your master!
Tidus: All hail, um, Master! (bows down)
Wakka: Yeah! (bows down next to Tidus)
J.C.: I was hired by someone else who controls your lives and the story.
Riku: What jobs?
Kairi: This old man...
J.C. : Cool jobs...ones where you do absoloutly nothing and get paid! Now, Sora...you can be a...a...gravedigger! MUAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sora: Okay, I always wanted to be a gravedigger! ^_^
Riku: Destiny Islands has a graveyard?
Luna: It will soon......(evil look)
J.C. : Riku, you will be a...a...(looks at list) you are to keep the author company while she writes.
Riku: Okay....whatever.
J.C :...and Selphie, you can be the new manager of the Sugar Factory. (hehe)
Selphie: SuGaR ^_^
Luna: ^_^
Riku: We have a Sugar Factory?
J.C. : o_0 Yes....once Tidus and Wakka build it! ^_^
Tidus and Wakka: Yes Master!
J.C. : Good work slaves..now, BE GONE!
Tidus and Wakka: Yes Master! (bow backwards to go build Selphie's Sugar Factory)
J.C. : ^_^ You know what, Luna? This is really fun. Thanks for including me. ^_-
Luna: You are most welcome.
J.C. : Kairi was supposed to be an assasin, but...
Kairi: Give....me ...Keyblade....
Sora: No Way!
Luna: Give it to her!
Sora: Okay...( gives Kairi Keyblade)
Kairi: DIE! DIE!
J.C. : Our graveyard will be filled with.....Heartless! Go kill all the Heartless and bring the corpeses back here!
Kairi: Okay! ^_^ (runs away)
Riku: What happens when she runs out of Heartless to kill?
J.C. : Then, she will aid the author in the writing of the story!
Riku: Good.
J.C . : Luna, I need more slaves. V_V
Luna: Okay! But the people will be more like friends who do your bidding. If you do not treat them like this , they will probably rebel. And their feelings will be hurt...
J.C. : ...uhm....._ _ I never thought about treating them without respect...uh...ok, but they are still my slaves right?
Luna: (sigh)
Leon: (appears out of nowhere) Do I have to serve this person Luna?
Yuffie: Me too?
Oompa Loompas: Us too? Oompa loompa do pe de do...
Luna: Yes. But, if she is mistreating you, tell me. I can (ahem) punish her.
J.C. : O_O .....
Luna: But, of course, you will always be my friends, and so will J.C.
J.C. :...I will be good...I promise...(starts shaking) Wait a second...I fear nothing.
Luna: Yes you do. You fear me.
J.C. : No I do not.
Luna: o_0 Yes you do, and you do because I make you.
J.C. : ...ok....
Luna: This is long, so please reveiw!
J.C.: Until next time, my fellow Garfunkleiens.
Moogles: What about us?