What Happened Here?

Chapter Four: DNA Testing and Regis Philman



Luna: Hi everyone! ^_^

Harry Potter: You need a plot. And more sidekicks.

Luna: Why? I have you and Riku as sidekicks.

Moogle: I will be your sidekick!

Luna: Dudes! Wicked! Oh yeah... J.C. is not here, but be SURE to read her and Melly's new fic: What REALLY Happened

Harry Potter: On to the story!


On Destiny Islands, everyone was working at their new jobs.

Selphie: SuGaR! !_!(shaking)

Tidus and Wakka: We will forever serve the Master! (keeps working at building Sugar Factory)

Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa do pe de do! We have another riddle for you!

Tidus: They never run out of riddles, do they?

Wakka: Guess not.

Oompa Loompas: What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Tidus: Fat!

Oompa Loompas: Eating as much as an elephant eats?

Selphie: High on SuGaR!

Oompa Loompas: Yep! (looks at clock) We will mis it! Hurry!

Wakka: Miss what?


Meanwhile, Cloud has just arrived on Destiny Islands.

Cloud: This place is too bright and sunny for my eyes to withstand...maybe I can find my light here...it sure is not dark... What is that? (walks into Secet Place)

Regis Philman(from Who wants to be a Milloinare): It's time to play Who wants to be a Millionare!( inside of Secret Place turns into the set of Who Wants to be a Millionare)

Moogles and Oompa Loompas: Yay! ( sit in seats)

Cloud: What the...O_O

Regis Philman: Have a seat in the Hotseat Cloud!

Cloud: No thanks...

Regis Philman: SIT OR THE AUTHOR GETS IT! (grabs Luna by throat)

Luna: Ack! Get off! (whaks Regis Philman with sword)

Regis Philman: Ow! (lets go of Luna) Have a seat Cloud!

Cloud: Whatever...

Riku: (appears) Should we go back to the real world Luna?

Luna: Yep. (goes back to real world and takes Riku with her)

Regis Philman: Okay Cloud, do you know how the game works?

Cloud: Yeah.

Regis Philman: Okay, for 100 munny... Do you like Aeirith? The choices are: a.Yes, b.No, c.Maybe, or d. None of your buisness, which is like chosing a. So, what will it be?

Cloud: ....

In the real world...

Riku: (appears in Luna's computer room) Sweet! Do you actually use the typewriter to write the story?

Luna: Nope! ( points to Blueberry iMac) I use this!

Riku: Sweetness!

Luna: Riku, is Sephiroth really your father, or are those just rumors?

Riku: I dunno...

Luna: Hmmmm...I have an idea! (little lightbulb with pointy horns and a tail appears above her head)

Riku: What? What is it?

Luna: We can do DNA testing on you Sephiroth, and Aierith! Then we can find out if you really are his son!

Riku: Okay! We need to find them first though...

Luna: No prob! (goes to Destiny Islands and takes Riku with her)

On Destiny Islands...


Sora: I love digging graves for the poor Heartless...somtimes I even cry...(cries)

Kairi: HERE ARE MORE HEARTLESS! Sora, what is up? You have been crying ever since I brought the first load of Heartless?

Sora: I am so lonely...

Kairi: I will stay here for a while...( sits down next to Sora)

Sora: Okay! ^_^ Want to play Go Fish?

Kairi: Okay!

Leon: (appears) How's it going?

Yuffie: (appears) Look what I stole from the Suar Factory! (takes out 3 ton bag of Sugar)

Aeirith: Hi! OH! SuGaR! Yay! (starts eating sugar)

Sephiroth: (appears) What is going on?

Luna: (appears with Riku) Sephiroth, Aeirith, we need to take a DNA sample from you two, okay?

Sephiroth and Aeirith: Okay!

Luna: (takes out needle and gets DNA sample) I just need to send it in to the wizard Merlin now... (puts samples in envelope and mails it)

Sora: Now we have to wait...

The next day...

Luna: The DNA test results are here! We can finally find out the truth!

Moogle: Yay!

Luna: Until next time readers! Please review! Tune in next time to hear the DNA results! Find out the answer to Regis Philmans question!