What Happened Here? Chapter Four: The Truth! Or is it?
Luna: The DNA test results are in!
Sora: Poor Heartless! (cries)
Aerith: Sweet SuGaR!
Selphie: The SuGaR rules all!
Riku: Okay....so, what do they say?
Luna: It says...(Looks at paper)...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Ringwraith swoops down and grabs her)
Kairi: DIE! (runs after Ringwraith)
Riku: LUNA! O_O This is strange...what was that thing?
Aragorn (a.k.a Strider): They are the Nazgul, the nine.
Riku: How did you get here?
Sora: O_O I'm scared!(cries)
Dark Dude AKA CJ: Ummmm, Luna what am I doing here?0_o
Luna's Message Moogle: Luna has been kidnapped by something IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED! Please leave a message and she'll get back to you.
Dark Dude: Ummmmm ok!^_^ Hi Luna. I'm gonna write thet story while your on your leave! ^_^ Have a nice time with the Nazgul! BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Riku: I don't like you.
Selphie: Want some SuGaR?
Leon: Want a cookie?
Harry Potter: Where's Ron?
Dark Dude: Shut up Harry. (starts imitating Harry) "I'm Harry Potter." Oh yay! I'd like some candy! SUGAR ^_^ hehehehehehehe!
Leon: IT'S A COOKIE, NOT REGULAR CANDY!
Selphie: He said SuGaR wrong!
Dark Dude: I don't CARE!!! Okay I'll have some COOKIES and some SuGaR.
Leon: I only offered you one cookie you pig!
Ron Weasly: GET ON WITH THE *BEEP* STORY!
Dark Dude: Okay I'll have one cookie Leon you *Beep*. Ron your not in this! (blasts Ron into another universe)
Ron: Looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaaaiiiiinnn!
Back to where Luna is...
Luna: What do you want?
Ringwraith: Give up the Halfling!
Luna: I don't have any....
Ringwraith: Give me the Ring!
Luna: I don't have it!
Ringwraith: Okay! Sorry! So sorry! (drops Luna back on Destiny Islands)
Luna: O_O...Huh?
Riku: (whispers) Here's your typewriter. This dude wanted to control the story, but he couldn't find this. So, he couldn't control the story.
Luna: Thanks! (takes typewriter)
Dark Dude: *Beep*! I lost my typewriter! (sees Luna) Ohhh Luna your back. Ummmm.......
Luna: You must be punished! J.C., come over here please!
J.C.: Hi!
Luna: You can have some (ahem) fun with him. Have a war! J.C., you get the Moogles and Oompa Loompas, and Dark Dude (glares) can have the Evil Garden Gnomes.
Dark Dude: Garden Gnomes SUCK!!!!! I want something else now!!!!!!
Luna: Too bad! You don't get to choose!
J.C.: ^-^
Dark Dude: Ummmmm why are we having this war again?
Luna: Because you need to be punished for two things! One: you tried to control the story, and Two: you said a bad word!
J.C.:Is the SuGaR Factory built yet?
Tidus and Wakka: Yes Master!
Dark Dude: Hey! Why can't I be "Master"? It's not Fair!! ;_;
J.C.: It's simple. Because I am!
Luna: Yeah. Plus, you tried to control the story and she didn't.
J.C.: (starts eating PS2 memory card) Yum!
Luna: J.C.! Stop eating your Memory Card!
Dark Dude: "Hundred Million people see it my way"! BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNN! ^_^
Luna: OH YEAH! WANT TO KNOW THE DNA TEST RESULTS?
Riku: Yeah!
Selphie: SuGaR! Yeah!
Aeirith: I like Cloud! Yeah!
Sephiroth: Yeah!
Luna: Here they are! Sephiroth is NOT Riku's father. Also, Aeirith is not Riku's mom. BUT, Sephiroth IS Riku's cousin!
J.C.: Even though there's a thousand year age difference...
Sephiroth: I'm not that old!
Lance Bass: But I am!
Luna: O_O
Dark Dude: Ummm Luna the war.......
Luna: Oh yeah! I'm not THAT mad at you anymore, but a war would be fun! ^_^
J.C.: Fun fun fun! ^___________________________^
Dark Dude: Okay.........._ _
Luna: This is WAY too long, so we'll stop here! Tune in next time! Please reveiw! ^_^
J.C.: Until next time fellow Garfunklians!
Dark Dude: Ummmm whatever...... Bye! _ _