What Happened Here?: Chapter 6
Of Socks and Shoulder Devils
Author's Note: Thanks so much to all of the readers for their reviews! I'm really glad that you all liked my story. I would like to apologize for taking sooooo long to get this chapter up. Trust me, I have some good ideas! Thanks to J.C., Dark Dude, Melly, Butterfly Ice,KingdomHeartsHarryPotter, Meka Palenikeki, Kyomi Evana, AJ, Millennium Spirit, DClick, Arashi, Dark Platypus, Dark Mongoose, and Storm the Keyblade Mistress. Enjoy!
Always,
^_^ Luna ^_^
As we come back to our story, we find Cloud immersed in a game of Who wants to be a Millionaire. The question,"Do you like Aerieth?", has him stuck between a rock (Regis Philman's head), and a hard place (the door of the Secret Place).
Cloud: Hmmm.... (thinks)
Melly: (jumps into Secret Place with sock) IT'S B! THE ANSWER IS B! DIE REGIS! (hits Regis Philman with sock)
Regis Philman: Ow! ;_; (cries, then dies from sock)
Scottish boy: (in strong Scottish accent) Ha ha! In your face Regis! How do you like them apples?(laughs hysterically then runs away)
Cloud: O-o What is going on...
In the mean time, Selphie has hired Aeirith to work at the SuGaR FaCtOrY.
Selphie: SuGaR!
Tidus: Where did the Oompa Loompas go?
Wakka: Dunno.
Harry Potter: Hi! Whazzup Homie g?
Wakka: (is wearing baggy jeans and baggy sweater) Just chilln' in the hood.
Tidus: sup dawg?
Harry Potter: Just chilln' dawg.
J.C.: Yo, 'sup my home dawg. Do you wanna go hang at my crib a lil' later on and eat some pizza pockets?
Lance Bass: I'm going to have a concert here 'cause I'm the voice of Sephiroth!
Justin Timberlake: Cry me a river!
Dark Dude: You have 2 seconds to cry me a river Justin! Die! (grabs Justin Timberlake)
J.C.: Pain! ( grabs Lance Bass)
Lance Bass & Justin Timberlake: Oh no! We must call on our crazed fan girls to save us!
Lance Bass & Justin Timberlake Fan Girls: Oh no! (gasp) :O
Luna: Bwahahahaha! I have an excellent idea!
Dark Dude: Me too!
J.C.: TORTURE THEM!
Luna: Yah!
Ansem: What the bloody $%@#&* is going on?!?!
Luna: Hey! (grabs Ansem) I'll torture him! I'm glad that there aren't any Ansem fan girls!
J.C. : (sobs)
Luna: O_o Sorry...
Dark Dude: Ansem's a Brit!
In a Torture Chamber far away, J.C., Dark Dude, and Luna are plotting to shrink their captives.
J.C. : I'm gonna shrink Grzegosz* too! *(explained at bottom)
Dark Dude: I'll shrink the cry baby first! (puts Justin Timberlake in shrinking machine)
Justin Timberlake: Nooooooo! (shrinks to about 4 inches tall, gets bug-eyed, and his voice gets even higher, like helium)
J.C.: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA (carelessly throws Lance into the shrinking machine, laughing diabolically)
Lance Bass: (shakes fist) Why I oughta! (gets high, squeky heilium voice) Oh no! (grows translucent wings that buzz, and gets bug-eyed) NO! (cries) My perfect features!
Luna: In you go Ansem! (places Ansem carefully in shrinking machine)
Ansem: The darknessssssssssssssssssssss! (shrinks and gets heilium vioce)
Luna: Now all of you can be our Shoulder Devils! So, I get Ansem on my shoulder, J.C. gets Lance Bass, and Dark dude gets Justin Timberlake.
Ansem: O_O()
J.C.: Now I'll shrink Grzegosz too...
Harry Potter: (tries to grab Grzegosz) Give him here!
J.C.: O.o No! He's MY foot...person....thingie! All mine! (draws Grzegosz on foot) ^_^Harry Potter: (goes to corner)
Luna: I wanna shrink someone else too...
Gollum: Give me the precoius.......
Luna: A ha! (throws Gollum in shrinking machine)
Gollum: Ahhh! (shrinks and gets high voice)
Sephiroth: (comes in) Why is my voice all high and squeeky? ( in voice with heilium)
Luna: We...um...
J.C.: I SHRUNK LANCE BASS!!! ^__^ (sniffles) I'm so proud....Lance Bass: (is on J.C.'s shoulder) O_O (shock)
In the meantime, Melly and Cloud haven been having a ....um......reunion. Yah. We left them alone for a while...
Melly: So, I think that we should go to Hawaii. There's lots of evil there.
Cloud: Like?
Melly: Hula dancers that don't wear coconuts...
Cloud: (shudders)
To be continiued...
J.C.'s note on Grzegosz: Hello hello people. Okay, you might not understand even after I'm finished, but it's worth a shot. Okay. Grzegosz is a little evil stick person I drew on my foot...except he's not evil. I was bored one day, so I drew him. He's my new best friend!! Luna: Ahem. J.C.: Yeah??? Oh....uhm...right....Luna too! And Melly and Lance Bass because Lance Bass is nice and...okay, we don't need to get into detail. YES Grzegosz is copyrighted, and officially mine. And if I move my foot a certain way, he waves! (Grzegosh is Polish for George, for those of you too slow to notice) Haha okay. Until next time my fellow Garfunklians!
Always,
Luna ^_^
Of Socks and Shoulder Devils
Author's Note: Thanks so much to all of the readers for their reviews! I'm really glad that you all liked my story. I would like to apologize for taking sooooo long to get this chapter up. Trust me, I have some good ideas! Thanks to J.C., Dark Dude, Melly, Butterfly Ice,KingdomHeartsHarryPotter, Meka Palenikeki, Kyomi Evana, AJ, Millennium Spirit, DClick, Arashi, Dark Platypus, Dark Mongoose, and Storm the Keyblade Mistress. Enjoy!
Always,
^_^ Luna ^_^
As we come back to our story, we find Cloud immersed in a game of Who wants to be a Millionaire. The question,"Do you like Aerieth?", has him stuck between a rock (Regis Philman's head), and a hard place (the door of the Secret Place).
Cloud: Hmmm.... (thinks)
Melly: (jumps into Secret Place with sock) IT'S B! THE ANSWER IS B! DIE REGIS! (hits Regis Philman with sock)
Regis Philman: Ow! ;_; (cries, then dies from sock)
Scottish boy: (in strong Scottish accent) Ha ha! In your face Regis! How do you like them apples?(laughs hysterically then runs away)
Cloud: O-o What is going on...
In the mean time, Selphie has hired Aeirith to work at the SuGaR FaCtOrY.
Selphie: SuGaR!
Tidus: Where did the Oompa Loompas go?
Wakka: Dunno.
Harry Potter: Hi! Whazzup Homie g?
Wakka: (is wearing baggy jeans and baggy sweater) Just chilln' in the hood.
Tidus: sup dawg?
Harry Potter: Just chilln' dawg.
J.C.: Yo, 'sup my home dawg. Do you wanna go hang at my crib a lil' later on and eat some pizza pockets?
Lance Bass: I'm going to have a concert here 'cause I'm the voice of Sephiroth!
Justin Timberlake: Cry me a river!
Dark Dude: You have 2 seconds to cry me a river Justin! Die! (grabs Justin Timberlake)
J.C.: Pain! ( grabs Lance Bass)
Lance Bass & Justin Timberlake: Oh no! We must call on our crazed fan girls to save us!
Lance Bass & Justin Timberlake Fan Girls: Oh no! (gasp) :O
Luna: Bwahahahaha! I have an excellent idea!
Dark Dude: Me too!
J.C.: TORTURE THEM!
Luna: Yah!
Ansem: What the bloody $%@#&* is going on?!?!
Luna: Hey! (grabs Ansem) I'll torture him! I'm glad that there aren't any Ansem fan girls!
J.C. : (sobs)
Luna: O_o Sorry...
Dark Dude: Ansem's a Brit!
In a Torture Chamber far away, J.C., Dark Dude, and Luna are plotting to shrink their captives.
J.C. : I'm gonna shrink Grzegosz* too! *(explained at bottom)
Dark Dude: I'll shrink the cry baby first! (puts Justin Timberlake in shrinking machine)
Justin Timberlake: Nooooooo! (shrinks to about 4 inches tall, gets bug-eyed, and his voice gets even higher, like helium)
J.C.: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough* HAHAHAHAHAHA (carelessly throws Lance into the shrinking machine, laughing diabolically)
Lance Bass: (shakes fist) Why I oughta! (gets high, squeky heilium voice) Oh no! (grows translucent wings that buzz, and gets bug-eyed) NO! (cries) My perfect features!
Luna: In you go Ansem! (places Ansem carefully in shrinking machine)
Ansem: The darknessssssssssssssssssssss! (shrinks and gets heilium vioce)
Luna: Now all of you can be our Shoulder Devils! So, I get Ansem on my shoulder, J.C. gets Lance Bass, and Dark dude gets Justin Timberlake.
Ansem: O_O()
J.C.: Now I'll shrink Grzegosz too...
Harry Potter: (tries to grab Grzegosz) Give him here!
J.C.: O.o No! He's MY foot...person....thingie! All mine! (draws Grzegosz on foot) ^_^Harry Potter: (goes to corner)
Luna: I wanna shrink someone else too...
Gollum: Give me the precoius.......
Luna: A ha! (throws Gollum in shrinking machine)
Gollum: Ahhh! (shrinks and gets high voice)
Sephiroth: (comes in) Why is my voice all high and squeeky? ( in voice with heilium)
Luna: We...um...
J.C.: I SHRUNK LANCE BASS!!! ^__^ (sniffles) I'm so proud....Lance Bass: (is on J.C.'s shoulder) O_O (shock)
In the meantime, Melly and Cloud haven been having a ....um......reunion. Yah. We left them alone for a while...
Melly: So, I think that we should go to Hawaii. There's lots of evil there.
Cloud: Like?
Melly: Hula dancers that don't wear coconuts...
Cloud: (shudders)
To be continiued...
J.C.'s note on Grzegosz: Hello hello people. Okay, you might not understand even after I'm finished, but it's worth a shot. Okay. Grzegosz is a little evil stick person I drew on my foot...except he's not evil. I was bored one day, so I drew him. He's my new best friend!! Luna: Ahem. J.C.: Yeah??? Oh....uhm...right....Luna too! And Melly and Lance Bass because Lance Bass is nice and...okay, we don't need to get into detail. YES Grzegosz is copyrighted, and officially mine. And if I move my foot a certain way, he waves! (Grzegosh is Polish for George, for those of you too slow to notice) Haha okay. Until next time my fellow Garfunklians!
Always,
Luna ^_^