What Happened Here? :Chapter 7 Tragedy and Travels

Disclaimer: I forgot to do a disclaimer for all chapters but the first one, so here goes. I do own a copy of the game Kingdom Hearts. I also own a MemoryCard. I also own the Evil Garden Gnomes and the shoulder devils. I own no other rights whatsoever.

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~And now for the story! When we last left our friends, they had just shrunk a few characters, and were trying to decide what to do next.~

Kairi: (appears on the beach of Destiny Islands) Whazzup?

Sora: Just watchn' the game, havn' a Bud. (T.V. appears and hockey game come on.He and Riku also get bottles of Bud Light.

Kairi: True, true.

Riku: This stuff tastes nasty. Never drink beer kiddies.

Sora: -_- True. Never drink beer.

~Over at the SuGaR FaCtOrY...~

J.C.: Good work slaves! My SuGaR FaCtOrY is finally finished!

Wakka and Tidus: (still wearing baggy jeans and sweaters) Whazzup Mastah?

Selphie: Fianlly! Unlimited SuGaR for me! !_! (is still shaking)

Angry Lance Bass Fan Girls: (point at J.C.) You shrunk Lance Bass! Now you must pay! (get toches and set fire to the SuGaR FaCtOrY)

Sephiroth: (who is still at the SuGaR FaCtOrY) DIE! (swings weapon, knocking out a few Lance Bass fan girls)

Aeirith: I'll help to save the SuGaR! (swings her weapon, knocking out a few more fan girls)

Yuffie: Wha-?! Hi-yaah! (throws ninja stars, pinning a few fan girls to the wall)

Leon: (lazily swings gunblade, then sees that one of the fan girls is wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt) Ooooooooo! Pretty pink!

Yuffie: O_o What the...?

Leon: I looooooooooove Hello Kitty!

Angry Lance Bass Fan Girl Wearing Hello Kitty t-shirt: Like, really? So do I! (bonks Leon on head with Tidus' Red Pipe Sword thinge)

Leon: (little Hello Kitty heads swirl around him) Ooooooh...I have a brilliant idea! (runs off, totally forgetting about the SuGaR FaCtOrY)

Aeirith: We're too late! The SuGaR FaCtOrY has burnt down! (falls on ground and starts sobbing wildly)

Yuffie &Sephiroth: There there. (pat Aeirith on back, but they too are crying)

Selphie: ;_;

Wakka: ;_;

Tidus: ;_;

Martha Stewart: And so, if you put these flowers here, it will add lots of fun to this place.

Kairi: Hmmmmmmm, I see!

Luna: (appears) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S MARTHA STEWART!

Riku: (appears) EVEYONE, RUN!

J.C.: (gets weapon) I'll help you guys fight her off!

Sora: (appears with Keyblade) Attack!

Luna,Selphie,J.C.,Riku,Sephiroth,Aeirith,Dark Dude,Sora,and Kairi: (attack Martha Stewart)

Martha Stewart: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! My stock options.............(dies)

Eveyone: Yay! ^_^

Donald and Goofy: (appear) Hi!

Luna: I don't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike you Donald.

Donald: -_-()

Luna: I think that Donald should not be here.(claps twice)

Donald: (dissipears)

Luna: ^_^ that's better. Now, Goofy, what were you going to say?

Goofy: Duh hyuk! I came here to give J.C. a birthday present. It is really late though...

Everyone except J.C.: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday J.CCCCCCCCC.! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!

J.C.: O_O

Luna: So, Goofy, what's your present for J.C.?

Goofy: Hyuk-a-luck! I have tickets for everyone for the next Disney Cruise!

All: Remember the magic! ^______________________^

Luna: That's so cool!

Shoulder devil Lance Bass: Honestly, why would anyone want to give her a present?

Shoulder Devil Justin Timberlake: Yeah.

Dark Dude: (slaps Justin) That was meaaan!

Selphie: What are we going to do about the SuGaR FaCtOrY?

Oompa Loompas: (sing very sadly and slowly) Oompa loompa do-pe-de-do...

Moogles: We're out of work!

Goofy: Hyuk-a-chuck-a-luck-a-duck-a-puck! You can come on the Cruise with us!

J.C.: And, you can rebuild the SuGaR FaCtOrY for me as a birthday present. plus, you have more people to help you now!

Luna: Yessssss!

Shoulder Devil Gollum: Precioussssssssss!

Shoulder devil Ansem: Come to the Dark side J.C.!

J.C.: I already am on the dark side! Just not YOUR dark side! ^o^

All: O_o (slowly back away from J.C.)

Dark Dude: Let's go find Melly, Cloud and Leon!

Luna: Where did Leon go anyway?

~Where Cloud and Melly are~

Melly: (in hot air balloon) Okay Cloud, we're getting to the beach where the hula dancers that don't wear coconuts live. To kill them, drop these coconut bombs on them.

Cloud: (is in same hot air balloon as Melly) Okay!

Melly: Oh yeah! Just so that you won't be scarred for life, I'll put this blindfold on you!(put blindfold over Cloud's eyes)

Cloud: It'll be really hard to aim with this on...

Melly: Just try your best!


~Melly and Cloud finally reach the beach where the hula dancers that don't wear coconuts live and dance~

Melly: DIE! (dropscoconut bombs on hula dancers that don't wear coconuts)

Hula dancers that don't wear coconuts: (die)

Cloud: (drops coconut bomb and misess hula dancers, and hits some innocent tourists instead)

Innocent Tourists: (die)

Luna: (appears) Hi guys! (throws a blankst over bodies of hula dancers) Guess what?

Melly: Lance Bass died?

Dark Dude: No. But we did get tickets for the next Disney Cruise!

Cloud: Cool!


~ In Traverse Town, everyone is looking for Leon~

Selphie: I can't find Leon anywhere...

Leon: (pops up) Hiiiiiii!

All: O_O

Melly: Leon, what are you wearing?

Luna: Why are you wearing Hello Kitty?

Leon: It's Hello Kitty GOTH! (girlish gigle) My new line of clothing!

Moogles: We got tickets for the Disney Cruise! Are you coming?

Leon: Sure! I can promote my new line of clothing!

All others: O_O()

J.C.: Until next time my fellow Garfunkliens!

Dark Dude: Until next time fellow Finkliens!

Harry Potter: Bye! Hopefully I'll be in the next chapter...

Luna: Lates! This chapter is dedicated to my friend J.C., one of my very best friends. Until next time!