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Career Day!
By: Trenay
Chapter 2: An Apple for Mr. Furry!
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==The Following Day…==
At this time, the fighters were now on their way to their new careers, depending on what time work started for their job. Several of the earlier risers on this dreaded Monday morning were Kazuya Mishima, Bryan Fury, Julia Chang, and Lei Wulong… They were all currently in the back of one of Heihachi's many limos to take them to work…
"This is sheer crap!" Bryan exclaimed, "A teacher? ME?!!"
"Haha, that is pretty funny!" Lei laughed.
"Oh shut up Wulong, like YOU can handle your new job! I don't think there's any way!"
He' probably right, actually... "Ha! We'll see about that, and mine's way harder than just being a 'teacher'."
"Oh yea?" Julia spoke up, "You all know what I have to do!!!"
"You're right Julia," Kazuya nodded, "That really is a…weird… job you got, I wonder who's that was…?"
"Well you remember what job Jun got," Lei sighed.
"Oh yea," replied Kazuya, "But it's not exactly too hard to figure out who's job THAT was!"
"And we all know who's got your job now, Lei…" said Julia.
"…I know…"
"I must say I'm kinda worried about that…" Julia replied, "Oh, and we mustn't forget Jin's new career of the week…"
"Now THAT'S messed-up," Kazuya shook his head, "But I still can't wait to see the look on his face when I pay him a visit at it!! I actually think it suits him perfectly! Heh heh."
*Suddenly, the four fighters all felt the limo come to a halt, as the phone now rang in the back, and Kazuya answered it. "Hello? *Looks out the window* Uh, yea, I can see that. Bye."
"Where are we?" Julia asked as she looked out the window to her left.
Kazuya sighed and put his hand on top of her head, as he turned it the other direction. "Ooohh."
"Well, good luck, 'Mr. Fury'," Lei snickered evilly as Bryan got up from his seat on the opposite side of the limo and exited the door which the driver held open.
Bryan then jumped out of the limo as he waved a farewell to everyone else. "Oh, and Lei, good luck with the Play Dough!!" he then slammed the door shut as Lei's hair got caught in it.
"Ow!! Damnit!"
The driver just shrugged. These are very...odd people...
Bryan now turned, as he walked up the stairs of the elementary school, and into doom… There was a middle-aged Japanese woman who greeted him as he walked in. "Good morning!" *Takes a better look at Bryan* I hope the little ones don't get TOO scared... "Mr. Fury?"
"Yea, I guess."
"You guess? Excuse me sir, I don't know where you went to school, but in this district, we appreciate when our teachers at least are well aware of their own names, as well as having an advanced degree in—."
"I dropped out of school in tenth grade, woman!"
"…O…K…this way, I'll take you to the classroom… Oh but first, you will need to change your clothes, and put on 'the' suit. That vest is a little…too revealing for the students' 'virgin' eyes, I'm afraid."
"Grr…*Trying to resist from strangling her* fine!"
--30 Minutes later--
Bryan looked in the mirror…he was now wearing black slacks, and a long-sleeved navy-blue shirt with a striped-tie…
"Uuuhh…and people actually like to wear this stuff?!" *Makes note to burn the suit later on*
He then walked out to meet Ms. Michiko, the woman whom he had resisted killing earlier on. "Well don't we feel much better now in our new suit?"
"No, actually."
"That's good! Now follow me to the kindergarten class you'll be teaching this week."
"Uuh," he sighed, "Ah damn…" he muttered.
"WHAT did you say?!!"
"Uh, I said 'yes mam'."
"Hmm, ok then, follow me."
They then approached a door which was decorated with fluffy lambs and pink glitter.
Yep, this is Jun's work alright. Bryan thought.
Ms. Michiko then opened the door, as her and Bryan now stepped in…only to see the room flooded with crazy little tykes.
Ms. Michiko clapped her hands. "Ok class, settle down everyone. This week, you'll be having a 'substitute teacher'! Isn't that fun?"
One of the little girls then walked up, "Bu, bu where is Mrs. Kazima?"
"She's out for the week. This is Mr. Fury."
The little girl then looked up at Bryan, and started to cry. "Bu, bu I wan Mrs. Kazima!!"
Bryan looked down at the little girl. "Look here brat, I don't wanna be here any more than you do!"
"WHAA!!!" She then ran across the room.
"MR. FURY!! We do NOT speak to our students in such a way! Now, I'm leaving the children to you, and I already explained the classroom procedures, so you better NOT mess up!" the angry woman then exited the classroom, slamming the door as she left Bryan with all of the little kids…
Oh how Bryan wanted to kill them all, but he had to prove he could handle his new career. "Ok class, shut up and we'll get started!" the fifteen students then took their seats around several rectangular tables topped with crayons and art supplies of the sorts.
"Ok, now listen here you little maggots, I'm Bry, uh 'Mr. Fury'! Yea, and I'm in charge around this joint, ya get me?!"
"Hello Mr. Furry!" A little girl at the end of the middle table exclaimed as she waved.
"Hi Mr. Furry!!!" All of the children now yelled.
"Um, that's 'Fury', actually."
A little boy then raised his hand. "What do ya want kid?" Bryan asked.
"I have to go potty Mr. Furry, can I go?!"
"NO! Not til' I take the attendance! And that's Fury!!!"
"Bu you not furry, Mr. Furry?" A little girl giggled.
"Uuuh, let me just take the attendance already!!" He loudly sighed as he went over to sit at the teacher's desk, which was all prissy with rainbows all over it. He then sat down and put his feet up on the desk as he looked at the list inside of the folder. "Keiko?" the little girl then raised her hand. "Hikaru?" another girl raised her hand. "Katai? Eien? Tsuya? Risa? Nari? Miyoko? Joruri? Aritomo? Baiko? Jiro? Juro? Zenka?" He then looked at the last name on the list, "and Leya?" A little girl with really long black hair who was wearing a purple skirt and a green top with Barney on it stood up and waved her hand at him.
"Hmm, there's somethin' familiar about you…Oh well. Now let's get started with the activity crap. It says here you're learning colors." Bryan then went over and pressed the 'play' button on a stereo, as the directions said. All the children then ran and made a circle on the floor.
The tape then came on…
//Red Red Red Rose//
//Blue Blue Blue Sky//
//Green green grass that grows//
//White white white snow//
//Black black black crow//
//Pink on kit-tens noise//
"Sing with us Mr. Furry!!" Nari clapped.
Bryan sweatdropped as his eyes turned into those little black anime balls at the sound of the terrible song that all the kids sang loudly along with, while making motions with their hands.
//Yel-low sun-shine//
//Tur-quoise sea//
//Pur-ple moun-tain ma-jes-ty//
"Why aren't you singing Mr. Furry?" Zenka asked, "Ms. Kazima always does!!"
"………………"
//All the col-lors of the rain-bow make the world so bright!!//
"…Is…is it over?"
"Yea," Jiro replied, "But you have to play it again Mr. Furry!!"
"Uh huh," Juro, Jiro's twin brother nodded happily, "Play it again Mr. Furry!!"
"…NO!!! And that's Fury damnit!!"
"What's a 'damnit'?" Leya asked.
"Well, uh, it's what you say when you don't like something."
"Oooohhh!!!" Everyone giggled. "So," Jiro began, "If I hate girls, I say 'damnit girls'!"
"Well, actually it would be 'damn' girls, you see 'damn-it', is just what you say when you're mad about something you don't like."
"Damn girls!!" Jiro exclaimed. "Yea, DAMN girls!!" Juro also exclaimed after his brother had.
"We, well DAMN boyzz!!!" Tsuya screamed in Juro's face.
"Yea!!" all of the girls also screamed.
"Ok you little rats," Bryan began, "Now you're supposed to work on the cards for your parents n' crap, so hop to it!"
The little ones then all got up to get the materials to make their cards with, as they now sat back down at the tables and began to fold the paper and cut things out.
"Hmm, I guess this isn't that bad…" Bryan muttered as he turned to go sit down at the desk, but he then turned around as he heard arguing children.
"Haha!!! You can't make a cool ca-ard cause you ain't got no par-rents!!" Zenka laughed at Leya, who started to cry…
Bryan walked over to where the two were seated. "What's the problem here?"
"Oh Mr. Furry *sniff* Zenka is making fun of me!! Whaaa!!!"
"…O…k…" Bryan then looked down at Zenka, who appeared to be what most would refer to as the 'class clown' of the bunch, and would obviously be a 'jock' in the future. He had spiked black hair, and wore black, baggy jeans with a black T-Shirt which said: I'm a bad boy! And even though he was six, he already had his ears pierced several times.
"Why were you picking on Lei here?"
"Huh?" Zenka's little brows furrowed, "You mean 'Leya'?"
"…Uh, yea."
"Because we're making cards for our parents, and she doesn't have any!!"
Leya then started to cry again, "Yes I do! I, I have a mommy who takes good care of me!!"
"So, she's not you're real mommy, and you don't even have a daddy!"
"Shut the f**k up Zenka! That's mean!!" Bryan exclaimed.
"What does f**k mean?" Nari asked.
"Well, uh," Bryan thought about how to explain it for a moment, "It's what you say to someone when you're REALLY mad. Either that or when you want—." Aren't they too young for this?
Leya then looked at Zenka. "F**k you!"
"Well damn you!!"
"Kids…" Bryan sighed. He remembered he was supposed to check his 'teacher' folder, but he decided he didn't care to, so he once again went to go sit down, when…
"Aahhh!!!!" Jiro exclaimed from by the door as he had been blowing his nose.
Bryan turned around and ran to the door, to see that a fire had apparent started outside…
"Great…" Bryan sighed, "That's what happens to these damn rich schools that have 'carpeted' hallways…"
The fire alarm went off a few seconds later…
"Mr. Furry Mr. Furry!!!" Juro exclaimed, "What are we going to do?!!" All of the kids were screaming and running around by this time.
"Ok guys, now don't panic, Mr. Furry, uh, Fury, is going to get you all out of here!" Bryan then thought for a moment, before snapping his fingers. "I've got it!" He then ran over to the wall, as he now basically kicked a hole through it, as bricks flew everywhere outside. "Come on guys!"
The children then all ran for the hole in the wall, as Bryan helped them through. "Comeon, comeon Mr. Furry!" Leya exclaimed from outside.
"Hmm…" There's somethin' VERY familiar bout' that kid...
--Ten Minutes Later--
*The fire department had arrived, as Bryan and his class now stood outside in front of the school building.
Ms. Michiko now greeted Bryan up front. "Good job Mr. Fury! That was quick thinking."
"And how did that fire get started?" Bryan asked.
She sighed, "One of the students found a lighter in the hallway…I'm afraid…"
Bryan sweatdropped, "Uh, don't know how that could have gotten there…"
"Thankx for saving us Mr. Furry!" Zenka exclaimed.
Leya then ran over and started bouncing up and down. "Yea thank you Mr. Furry! You're so brave and strong," the little five year old girl put her hands together and sighed in a romantic way. "And when that happened, I was like damn!"
Ms. Michiko jumped straight up. "WHAT??!"
"Yea," Zenka agreed, "I wa, was like f**k, and, and damn!!"
"Uh oh…" Bryan muttered.
Ms. Michiko was still frozen at this time.
Leya looked up at Bryan, "We're good little maggots, aren't we Mr. Furry?!" she smiled.
Bryan reached down and pat her on the head. "Yes you are." he smiled. Maybe this won't be so bad after all...
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A/N: Well that was dumb, neh? Well I try… I hope you're anxious to find out what jobs the others got stuck with! Plz Review!! ^_^
*And also, I do know how to spell Kazama, Kazima was just how the kids pernounced it.