A/N: Hey everyone! I just wanted to say thank you SO much for all of the wonderful reviews!!

Mekitsu: heh heh, you're right! That was the Nick Jr. Song in the last Chp! I was hoping someone would get that!

Career Day!

By: Trenay

Chapter 3: Ah Ha, Ha, Ha, Kazuya's Stay'n Alive

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~Right after Bryan had been dropped off at the elementary school…

Lei reopened the door to get his hair out of it and sighed as Julia and Kazuya both laughed at him. "Ha ha VERY funny," Lei mocked sarcastically, "Now you just watch, Bryan is going to SUCK at being a teacher, and I wouldn't be surprised if he KILLED a few kids, if not ALL of them in there!"

Kazuya and Julia both blinked and remained silent for a moment, as Lei sat with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face, waiting for a reply.

"Yea, I think you're probably right…" Julia cringed.

"For once," Kazuya added, as Julia giggled at this remark.

"Why is everyone always picking on 'me'?!" Lei asked in a flustered tone of voice.

"Duh," Kazuya replied, "It's because you're a COP, and considering the whole Tekken tournament is full of bad-boys, assassins, murderers, and ranting teens & punks, OF COURSE everyone's automatically going to hate you for it!"

"…………Really…?"

"Sorry Lei, but it's the sad truth," Kazuya nodded, followed by a hesitant nod from Julia.

Maybe I DO need a new career if everyone's going to hate me for just doing my job......

"Oh look!" Julia spoke up as she noticed the limo was coming to a halt once more, "Kazuya, I think this is you're stop." She smirked.

"Yea Kazuya," Lei also smirked, though more rudely, "It's time to see Mr. 'bad-boy' Kazuya Mishima go 'Disco Inferno'! Hahaha!"

Kazuya growled and raised his fist, as Lei did the same. "Oh guys, this is stupid," Julia sighed, "And we're in a limo!"

"Quite right, Julia," Kazuya nodded with a grin.

The driver stepped out of the limo as he parked. He then looked up at the building he had stopped at. ...Weird. Just, just weird... He shook his head before going to open passengers' door in the back. The driver straightened his tie as he opened the door, and the second he did, Lei did a series of back flips, straight out of the limo like a cannonball, as Kazuya jumped out as well.

Lei had landed a few yards away from the limo, as a bunch of bypassing citizens gave them…odd looks.

"Comeon!!" Lei yelled.

Kazuya crossed his arms. "Zamaka!"

Julia then got out of the limo as well, as she loudly sighed while rolling her eyes. "Guys, this is ridiculous!! And we've got to get to work!"

"We're Tekken fighters, Julia!" Kazuya declared, "This is what we do!"

"But guys?!!"

Of course they acted like they hadn't heard her, and started to fight as a crowed of people gathered around. At about this time, several gentlemen walked out of the large building in front.

"Yo!" One of them spoke up as he walked down to where the crowed was, "What's happen'n all down in here?!"

The man then walked a few yards closer, to see Kazuya and Lei both doing a unanimous charge straight for each other. "Woa, what the???"

"Yaahhh!!!"

"Twahhh!!!"

**BAM!!!**

O.o;;

…However, both Lei and Kazuya had attempted a simultaneous head-but attack, as they both had a head-on collision, before flying backwards through the air, as each of their backs hit a light pole, before they slid down and landed hard on the cement…

"…Ouch." The man who had walked out of the building now went and stood between them. "…Which one of you dudes is Kazuya?!"

Julia, who was STILL sweatdropping at the moment, pointed to the light pole on her right, as the man now walked over to it. He put his hands on his hips and looked down at Kazuya who was still on the ground, rubbing his head as little yellow stars flew around it. "Yo Mr. Kazuya! What does you think you is pull'n in deese parts bro?!"

Kazuya continued rubbing his head as he looked up to see a REALLY tall black man in a yellow suit with an orange vest underneath and a gold medallion hanging around his neck. He was also wearing gold-glittered sunglasses, and had a BIG fro.

"…………"

"You is LATE fella! Geese man, *Turns around and looks at Lei, who is also still seated on the cement against a light pole, with little planets of the solar system flying around his head* you two is nuts!"

Kazuya then stood up and looked waaay up at the man. This guy had to be at least 6'10"! Kazuya then looked down at his feet to see the huge, red platforms. Oh god...what if I have to wear this...?

"Now, lets get in der so we'z can get to work with you. *Takes a better look at Kazuya's slacks and white button down shirt* And we've got to do a LOT of work…"

Kazuya was scared…and he now followed the man to what appeared to be a 70's club. Julia in the mean time had gone over to help Lei up as he now dizzily made his way back into the limo, as they both got back in and the driver shut the door once more.

These are VERY odd people...very......yea...

Kazuya now followed the man through the double doors, which were all spray-painted with various 70's simples he didn't understand. There were two other tall black men who were waiting just inside of the entrance to the club.

The man who had lead Kazuya in now spoke up once more. "Ok, now listen man, my name is 'Cheetah'," he said in a snazzy voice, as another guy with an even BIGGER fro who was wearing a loose, half unbuttoned red shirt with orange pants stepped up. "My name is 'Lion'," he then clapped his hands and spun around as Kazuya became even more freaked, but just when he thought he was freaked to the max, the third man now walked up. This guy had a HUGE fro as well, only it was full of silver & gold glitter. He was also wearing a hot-pink suit with the top part unbuttoned, to reveal a lot of chests hear. He was also covered in gold chains. "YO!!! MY name is 'The' Cat, just 'THE' Cat, ya wit me?!"

"…………"

'The' Cat then stepped up to where he was face-to-face with Kazuya. "I SAID, you wit me?!!" he mocked, tilting his head back and fourth as he said this.

"Oh, now you's is done it man, you made 'the' Cat mad foo!"

Kazuya looked around rapidly, back and fourth between the three guys. "……What the hell is wrong with you people??!!"

The Cat then reached forward and snatched the sunglasses right off of Kazuya's face. He held them up in the air for the Lion and Cheetah to see, who stared in shock… "…Look at deese…Armani Shades…ARMANI…??!!"

"Give me those back right now!!" Kazuya demanded.

The Cat then smirked, "I know you is supposed to be the big n' bad 'C-E-O', but for da rest of dis week, you is working for me, white boy!"

Kazuya was about to change into Devil and zap the froes right off their heads, before killing them and throwing their rotting corpses into the dumpsters, when he remembered the whole 'Tekken Career Day' bet. Any of the fighters who were unable to handle their new careers, were to be placed on Heihachi's 'sorry list of failures', to be laughed at and ridiculed for all eternity…

"Grrrrrrr…O…K…" he said through gritted teeth.

"Now we is got to get work'n dog, we're scheduled to perform at the Tokyo Carnival Festival, er, thinger tonight!" Cheetah exclaimed.

"Ok Kazuya," The Cat began, "Now we've got to get you into some REAL clothes." He then snapped his fingers. "Queue the fro!"

Kazuya sweatdropped as a bubble appeared about his head with a vision of himself, dancing underneath a disco globe with a huge FRO in a PURPLE suit! Kazuya looked up at the bubble, "Well, I guess the suit isn't that bad…"

Suddenly, a woman ran up to Kazuya. She was wearing skin-tight yellow pants, a red shirt that was total fringe, and of course, she had a fro. "Kazuya Mishima! Hey der brotha! My name is da BLACK panther, foo!"

"…Right."

"Well, let's get you ready!"

"…………"

~Five Hours Later

Cheetah, Lion, The Cat, and Black Panther all swayed out of the makeup room, as Kazuya now shamefully followed them to the club's dancing arena, for some dancing lessons… His hair had been de-gelled (Notice how it says 'Five Hours Later Above'), and was now a fro…, and he had also been de-Armanied, as he now wore huge shades lined with red jewels, a huge gold medallion along with a gold-plated belt, and a PURPLE suit, in which the coat was unbuttoned half-way down…

"…The purple suit part is 'ok', I suppose."

"Ok man," The Cat spoke up, "Now you is got to forget ALL of dat crap you have learned before the 'new awakening'. Yes, and that includes Britney Spears, Hanson, Justin Timberlake, Nick Carter, Backstreet Boyzz, N*SYNC, Da Macarena, The Charleston, and of course, Ricky Martin."

"…O…K…"

"Yea, 'cause DAT IS WACK!!"

The Cat then went and flicked a switch, as a BIG disco globe came down from the ceiling, and some music started… Black Panther then went over to dance with Kazuya.

"Now let's dance to some REAL music pretty boy!"

Did she just call ME—Kazuya Mishima—a pretty boy??!!

*Music Starts

//At First I was afraid, I was petrified… Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side, but then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong… and I learned how to get along!!//

"………??…"

"Like dis!" *Suddenly starts to break dance*

"Why…why me…?" *Starts trying to imitate the dances, and does a lousy job*

//Oh now go walk out the door, just turn around now cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, you think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die, oh no not I! I will survive! Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive, I got all my life to live I got all my love to give, I'll survive, I will survive! Hey, Hey!//

"Hey…" Kazuya began, "This song is actually pretty good…IN AN 'inspirational' way, of course! Uh, heh heh." *Sweatdrops*

"Listen, dis is REAL music! After a few more hours of this, ya want wanna go back!"

~Three More Hours Later

// She's a brick----house! Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick----house The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holding nothing back!//

"Hey, I think I is get'n da hang of this!" Kazuya declared, "She's a brick----House!!!"

~Later that night, at the Tokyo Carnival Festival Thinger…

"Ok," Cheetah began, "We is performing right out der in front of da Carousel, and there is a LOT of peps out der, so is ya ready?"

"I'm wit you brotha!" Kazuya nodded as he pat his fro. A big crowed had formed indeed, as Kazuya (Who is now 'White Tiger') and Black Panther made their ways through the crowed, as a bunch of flashing rainbow lights started up, as well as the music.

// Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.//

Kazuya was now doing the disco motion with his index finger and held it straight up in the air, before moving his arm down and up in the classic 70's style. "Ah ha, ha, ha, stay'n alive, stay'n alive!" *Starts break dancing*

*Jin is watching this on TV, at his new job…

"…It-it's happening… The world as I know it is finally coming to an end… *Looks back up at the screen* …Hahahahaha!!!!!" *Presses the 'Record' button*

~Back to Kaz-er-White Tiger

"Ah ha, ha, ha, stay'n alive, stay'n! Ah ha, ha, ha, stay'n aliiiiiivvveee!!"

"Yea man!" Black Panther shouted as the song came to an end, and everyone started clapping and cheering.

Kazuya grinned real big, "Yea, dat's right, YO!!"

"Good job White Tiger!"

The Cat then walked out and took a bow, before turning to face Kazuya. "That wuz da' bomb brotha! It's like they say, once you go black…"

"You don't go back!" Kazuya then gave him five.

"Hey, how would you like to stay with us, be 'one' of us White Tiger? Forget dat 'C-E-O' shit, bro." The Cat then handed Kazuya his $750 Armani shades back.

"I AM one of you," Kazuya declared before throwing the sunglasses down on the ground, and stepping on them. Everyone cheered for him shortly afterwards.

"Yea, dat's it man, yo, I AM the disco-devil master, and I'm stay'n alive!!"

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A/N: Well, that certainly was…odd. So far, Bryan has become an acclaimed teacher, while Kazuya is now a disco master. And I'm wondering if you figured out whose job Kazuya got stuck with, but I'm betting you did. Well, now either Lei's or Julia's job will be next, then after theirs are revealed, the clock will rewind once more to a few other victims. Well, like I always say, stay tuned, and plz review! ^__^

*Oh, and I'm hoping no one took any of the slang stuff offensively, because I didn't mean it that way at all, it's just mostly Undercover Brotha stuff!