Hi all...This is my first attempt at a songfic, it's to ICP's Boogie
Man...I hope you like it...Review!
I do not own the tune to ICP's Boogie man
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The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss
Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy D the Slyth has a nursery rhyme (AN: wonder who that is?!?!?)
It's about, The Snake called the Basilisk
Keep your pipes off or you'll be at risk
Cuz when they come on, there goes your head
Slitherin Snake waits under your bed
With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Harry, Harry, uh, got em
It's the one and only Basilisk
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're running on stubs motha fucka!!!
When, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I can't get through
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'ma leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning, when Snape walks out
AAAAHHH!!! His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Basilisk
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (here comes the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (haha haha haha haha)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (make way for the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (mom! dad! ah! no!)
"Does the Basilisk really exist?"
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes
You fall asleep and you wake up dead
With a bloody fang stickin out your forehead
I sing lullabies till you dose off
Tie you down and make ya write in my journal (AN: hehehe that dont rhyme)
And then make sure the pages are full
Ahhh! No, write sum more bitch!
"The world's famous Basilissssk will come to you
Slumber parties, loo use, intimate nights
Whatever the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up"
I don't beat woman, fuck that, I'm above it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it (AN:Has nothing to do with the song)
"I bet you didn't know the Basilisk was a snake
But when you seen Hermione it wasn't a mistake"
With a hiss, bite, slither, hiss, bite
You're holding your his journal but cha cant put up a fight
And the Ministry does the best they can
They pull the fang out your face and say
"Was it the Basilisk?"
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (what was he hissing?)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (haha haha haha haha)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (make way for the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (mom! dad! ah! no!)
"Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Basilisk will creep
Through my plumbing it goes bang
Stab me with a poison fang
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Basilisk will creep
Through my plumbing it goes bang
Stahhh... Slither Slither Slither!"
"It's the incredible, undeadable Basilisk
Go ahead, be scared to go to the bathroom
hold it forever, he don't give a fuck
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him when you finally give in!"
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
What? you think I'm a tell you
"Mom, could you open the loo door a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play in like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?
Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall (AN:hehehe wonder how he's gonna do that ((no Hands)) hehehe!)
It's the Basilisk y'all
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (here comes the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (haha haha haha haha)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (make way for the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (mom! dad! ah! no!)
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Sorry for all the AN's hehehe! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
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The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss
Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy D the Slyth has a nursery rhyme (AN: wonder who that is?!?!?)
It's about, The Snake called the Basilisk
Keep your pipes off or you'll be at risk
Cuz when they come on, there goes your head
Slitherin Snake waits under your bed
With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Harry, Harry, uh, got em
It's the one and only Basilisk
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're running on stubs motha fucka!!!
When, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I can't get through
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'ma leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning, when Snape walks out
AAAAHHH!!! His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Basilisk
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (here comes the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (haha haha haha haha)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (make way for the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (mom! dad! ah! no!)
"Does the Basilisk really exist?"
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes
You fall asleep and you wake up dead
With a bloody fang stickin out your forehead
I sing lullabies till you dose off
Tie you down and make ya write in my journal (AN: hehehe that dont rhyme)
And then make sure the pages are full
Ahhh! No, write sum more bitch!
"The world's famous Basilissssk will come to you
Slumber parties, loo use, intimate nights
Whatever the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up"
I don't beat woman, fuck that, I'm above it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it (AN:Has nothing to do with the song)
"I bet you didn't know the Basilisk was a snake
But when you seen Hermione it wasn't a mistake"
With a hiss, bite, slither, hiss, bite
You're holding your his journal but cha cant put up a fight
And the Ministry does the best they can
They pull the fang out your face and say
"Was it the Basilisk?"
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (what was he hissing?)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (haha haha haha haha)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (make way for the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (mom! dad! ah! no!)
"Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Basilisk will creep
Through my plumbing it goes bang
Stab me with a poison fang
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Basilisk will creep
Through my plumbing it goes bang
Stahhh... Slither Slither Slither!"
"It's the incredible, undeadable Basilisk
Go ahead, be scared to go to the bathroom
hold it forever, he don't give a fuck
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him when you finally give in!"
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
What? you think I'm a tell you
"Mom, could you open the loo door a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play in like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?
Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall (AN:hehehe wonder how he's gonna do that ((no Hands)) hehehe!)
It's the Basilisk y'all
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (here comes the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (haha haha haha haha)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (make way for the Basilisk)
Slither Slither Slither Slither hiss (mom! dad! ah! no!)
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Sorry for all the AN's hehehe! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!