Hey, I'm back! Round two, go! It's I Don't Own Any of These Characters Vs. But Capcom Does.
X is standing next to the catered breakfast waiting for Alia.
MM Trigger: Hey, croissants!
X: Who are you?
MM Trigger: I'm Megaman. I'm working over at the Legend set. You look familiar, who're you?
X: Megaman.
Megaman: Did someone call my name?
MM Trigger: Wow, you're called Megaman too? Weird.
X: Yeah what are the chances that there would be three people called Megaman.
MM .exe: I think you mean four.
Megaman: How many people are named Megaman around here?
X: All in favor of just shooting the next new person who says their name is Megaman, say 'aye.'
All: Aye.
X: Just to simplify things, just call me X.
MM Trigger: Trigger will do fine here.
MM .exe: I think .exe will work for me.
Megaman: And I'll stick with Megaman.
MM Trigger: Isn't X and .exe pronounced the same way?
Megaman: Yeah, but anyone who sees this will be reading it, not listening.
MM Trigger: Point conceded.
X: Hi Alia! Good morning.
Others: Morning.
Alia stopped and looked at the four Megamans standing in front of her. Then at her hot chocolate. Then back at the four Megamans.
Alia: Director! Sigma spiked the hot water again!
Sigma: I did not!
Alia: Did too!
Sigma: Did not!
Alia: Too!
Sigma: Not!
Director: A daycare center, that's what this is. A daycare center.
Intern: Sir?
Director: What? I'm trying get rid of this headache.
Intern: Well sir, there is a problem on the set.
Director: I just @&$$%*& left. What the hell went wrong?
Intern: Its Zero sir.
Director: Of course its Zero. If its not Zero, its X. Not X, than Sigma. Come to think of it, just about everyone but me, the interns, and the postproduction crew give me grief. And the postproduction is only a matter of time. So what's his problem now.
Intern: I think it's the fight scene with Iris.
Director: Oh carp. I'm going.
Five minutes and a ride on one of those cool little golf carts later.
Director: Zero! What the hell is going on?
Zero: I can't do it.
Director: Do what?
Zero: I can't fight Iris.
Director: I told you, we would use a stunt double.
Stunt Coordinator: Uh-oh. I think that may be the problem.
Director: Why does that sound bad?
Stunt Coordinator: You see, I thought you had said a "body double," so that's what I got.
Director: What are trying to tell me?
Stunt Coordinator: The erstwhile stunt double looks like Iris and Zero won't go anywhere near her with an active weapon.
Director: Does Lucas deal with this, I think not. Peter Jackson, hell no. Well, what can we do to fix this?
Intern: I think I have an idea sir.
Director: Why not? All right, let's hear it.
Intern: I think that maybe we could, um, call Iris, the real Iris, on set.
Director: What good would that do? She would see the situation, get pissed, probably start attacking Zero...
Intern: And Zero might defend himself. Or we just splice in some previous footage.
Director: Therefore we get our scene either way. Your right! Call Iris!
Iris: You called?
Director: Zero's flirting with that girl over there.
Iris: What? Oh Zero? I want to have a word with you.
Zero: Mommy!
Director: And you're just an intern. How did you get this job?
Intern: The agency wanted someone who knew in depth about robotics, advanced computer programming, and theoretical applications of micro-fusion. I just got lucky. There was one guy who was a lot better at it than me.
Director: And I just got by with my liberal arts degree. I feel like a drink.
Intern: You don't drink.
Director: I feel like starting then. C'mon, I'll buy you one.
Intern: Shouldn't you stay and handle the crew?
Director looks over to where Zero is getting his face smashed into a wall by Iris in the Dark Knight ride armor.
Director: They're fine.
X: That's it Sigma! I'll... Hey? What's that?
Sigma: What?
X: See? Over there. You can see whatever it is you say.
Sigma: Oh weird.
X: Hey Zero! You gotta see this!
Zero: What? I was trying to talk with Iris.
X: Yeah, "talk." Look, it's like a running script.
Zero: Your right. It's a teleprompter. I'll never have to memorize my lines ever again. (Insert evil laugh)
Sigma: He scares me.
X: The pinball machine scares you.
Sigma: But all the blinking lights and noises.
Director: Cut! I told you it was a bad idea to add text during the scenes.
Janitor: Don't blame me. You listened.
Anyone remember the old Megaman cartoon show from a few years back? If I get enough reviews I'll have that Megaman get blasted into oblivion by all the others. How about it? Read & review.
X is standing next to the catered breakfast waiting for Alia.
MM Trigger: Hey, croissants!
X: Who are you?
MM Trigger: I'm Megaman. I'm working over at the Legend set. You look familiar, who're you?
X: Megaman.
Megaman: Did someone call my name?
MM Trigger: Wow, you're called Megaman too? Weird.
X: Yeah what are the chances that there would be three people called Megaman.
MM .exe: I think you mean four.
Megaman: How many people are named Megaman around here?
X: All in favor of just shooting the next new person who says their name is Megaman, say 'aye.'
All: Aye.
X: Just to simplify things, just call me X.
MM Trigger: Trigger will do fine here.
MM .exe: I think .exe will work for me.
Megaman: And I'll stick with Megaman.
MM Trigger: Isn't X and .exe pronounced the same way?
Megaman: Yeah, but anyone who sees this will be reading it, not listening.
MM Trigger: Point conceded.
X: Hi Alia! Good morning.
Others: Morning.
Alia stopped and looked at the four Megamans standing in front of her. Then at her hot chocolate. Then back at the four Megamans.
Alia: Director! Sigma spiked the hot water again!
Sigma: I did not!
Alia: Did too!
Sigma: Did not!
Alia: Too!
Sigma: Not!
Director: A daycare center, that's what this is. A daycare center.
Intern: Sir?
Director: What? I'm trying get rid of this headache.
Intern: Well sir, there is a problem on the set.
Director: I just @&$$%*& left. What the hell went wrong?
Intern: Its Zero sir.
Director: Of course its Zero. If its not Zero, its X. Not X, than Sigma. Come to think of it, just about everyone but me, the interns, and the postproduction crew give me grief. And the postproduction is only a matter of time. So what's his problem now.
Intern: I think it's the fight scene with Iris.
Director: Oh carp. I'm going.
Five minutes and a ride on one of those cool little golf carts later.
Director: Zero! What the hell is going on?
Zero: I can't do it.
Director: Do what?
Zero: I can't fight Iris.
Director: I told you, we would use a stunt double.
Stunt Coordinator: Uh-oh. I think that may be the problem.
Director: Why does that sound bad?
Stunt Coordinator: You see, I thought you had said a "body double," so that's what I got.
Director: What are trying to tell me?
Stunt Coordinator: The erstwhile stunt double looks like Iris and Zero won't go anywhere near her with an active weapon.
Director: Does Lucas deal with this, I think not. Peter Jackson, hell no. Well, what can we do to fix this?
Intern: I think I have an idea sir.
Director: Why not? All right, let's hear it.
Intern: I think that maybe we could, um, call Iris, the real Iris, on set.
Director: What good would that do? She would see the situation, get pissed, probably start attacking Zero...
Intern: And Zero might defend himself. Or we just splice in some previous footage.
Director: Therefore we get our scene either way. Your right! Call Iris!
Iris: You called?
Director: Zero's flirting with that girl over there.
Iris: What? Oh Zero? I want to have a word with you.
Zero: Mommy!
Director: And you're just an intern. How did you get this job?
Intern: The agency wanted someone who knew in depth about robotics, advanced computer programming, and theoretical applications of micro-fusion. I just got lucky. There was one guy who was a lot better at it than me.
Director: And I just got by with my liberal arts degree. I feel like a drink.
Intern: You don't drink.
Director: I feel like starting then. C'mon, I'll buy you one.
Intern: Shouldn't you stay and handle the crew?
Director looks over to where Zero is getting his face smashed into a wall by Iris in the Dark Knight ride armor.
Director: They're fine.
X: That's it Sigma! I'll... Hey? What's that?
Sigma: What?
X: See? Over there. You can see whatever it is you say.
Sigma: Oh weird.
X: Hey Zero! You gotta see this!
Zero: What? I was trying to talk with Iris.
X: Yeah, "talk." Look, it's like a running script.
Zero: Your right. It's a teleprompter. I'll never have to memorize my lines ever again. (Insert evil laugh)
Sigma: He scares me.
X: The pinball machine scares you.
Sigma: But all the blinking lights and noises.
Director: Cut! I told you it was a bad idea to add text during the scenes.
Janitor: Don't blame me. You listened.
Anyone remember the old Megaman cartoon show from a few years back? If I get enough reviews I'll have that Megaman get blasted into oblivion by all the others. How about it? Read & review.