To Drag or to Drool
Disclaimer :I own ... THE WORLD!!!! HAHAHA I'M THE WORLD'S QUEEN!!! ... but I don't own Harry Potter well.. just the books.
Summary- It might seem I'm druged but I'm not , Really I made this up in the middle of history class , BOOOORING!!! Anyway its why Snape is so grumpy sometimes and why do the marauders hate him so much. God I suck at summaries! Have fun !
Why do the Marauders hate Snape so much?
This might seem as a tricky question but it is not , You see when the so called "marauders" where at Hogwarts ,they had an enemie that was called Selena Snape she was nosy and had greasy hair up to her shoulders she wasn't very fenmenine , she acted like a boy (I have a point you know and this reflection is from a famous psycologist called Victoria.) she never wore make-up she never did her hair she was ... weird.
She was really nosy extremely you don't imagine how much , but the thing that bothered her the most was that she was ugly as a girl , but as a boy she was ... acceptable.
She decided she was going to ... drag.
Yep! she decided she was going to be a boy she called herself 'Severus Snape' it was a perfect plan !
Snape was sitting on his desk grading some essays on the truth potion when he saw the next essay it was from Harry James Potter .
*Flashback*
"Damn you Snape how many times do I have to tell you? I'm .Not .GAY!!" said a very desperate James Potter.
"Well , neither am I !"
"Yes you are if your not then why did you tried to kiss me! Besides I already have a girlfriend! REMEMBER! Pretty redheaded ,Lily Evans !"
"Okay I have to tell you the truth I'm going in drag , I am really a girl remeber Selena Snape!"
"Ewww! You went in drag ,You disgust me!" said Lily Evans from behind .
"You'll pay this Evans! I swear you will !"
*End of Flashback*
"Okay this is one of my theories , she um sorry he... might be grumpy sometimes because of a lit5tle annoying thing called PMS . Any way here is my other theory:"
Snape was madly inlove with a girl (in this theory Snape is a boy and he is straight!) She had red hair and big green eyes .She was beautiful . Snape currently is inlove with Lily Evans ... I mean Lily Potter . Okay on with the show!
But she was his archenemy's girlfriend , She was James Potter's girlfriend.
*Flashback*
"Snape could you kindly stop drooling !"
"I'm not drooling Potty I'm just looking at Lily !"
"Well you better not because she is my girlfriend!"
"Oh yeah! Since when ? And why would Lily go out with you?"
"Yeah and we've been going out for a year !"
"I'll believe it when I hear her say it!"
"It's true."said Lily calmly from behind
"Yeah and we happen to be engaged!"
"Oh Potter , you rotter !You'll pay for this!"
*End Flashback*
Okay know you can choose the theory you like the most , my personal favorite is the first one . Yeah Snape is GAY! HAhahahahaha!!! Okay I'm totally insane.
If you want another reflection or a sequel just review and I'll post it I have it ready anyway.
Thanks!
Please guys I beg you to review!
Aicirtap.
I dedicate this to Cecy that hears everything I say ! Thanks!
Disclaimer :I own ... THE WORLD!!!! HAHAHA I'M THE WORLD'S QUEEN!!! ... but I don't own Harry Potter well.. just the books.
Summary- It might seem I'm druged but I'm not , Really I made this up in the middle of history class , BOOOORING!!! Anyway its why Snape is so grumpy sometimes and why do the marauders hate him so much. God I suck at summaries! Have fun !
Why do the Marauders hate Snape so much?
This might seem as a tricky question but it is not , You see when the so called "marauders" where at Hogwarts ,they had an enemie that was called Selena Snape she was nosy and had greasy hair up to her shoulders she wasn't very fenmenine , she acted like a boy (I have a point you know and this reflection is from a famous psycologist called Victoria.) she never wore make-up she never did her hair she was ... weird.
She was really nosy extremely you don't imagine how much , but the thing that bothered her the most was that she was ugly as a girl , but as a boy she was ... acceptable.
She decided she was going to ... drag.
Yep! she decided she was going to be a boy she called herself 'Severus Snape' it was a perfect plan !
Snape was sitting on his desk grading some essays on the truth potion when he saw the next essay it was from Harry James Potter .
*Flashback*
"Damn you Snape how many times do I have to tell you? I'm .Not .GAY!!" said a very desperate James Potter.
"Well , neither am I !"
"Yes you are if your not then why did you tried to kiss me! Besides I already have a girlfriend! REMEMBER! Pretty redheaded ,Lily Evans !"
"Okay I have to tell you the truth I'm going in drag , I am really a girl remeber Selena Snape!"
"Ewww! You went in drag ,You disgust me!" said Lily Evans from behind .
"You'll pay this Evans! I swear you will !"
*End of Flashback*
"Okay this is one of my theories , she um sorry he... might be grumpy sometimes because of a lit5tle annoying thing called PMS . Any way here is my other theory:"
Snape was madly inlove with a girl (in this theory Snape is a boy and he is straight!) She had red hair and big green eyes .She was beautiful . Snape currently is inlove with Lily Evans ... I mean Lily Potter . Okay on with the show!
But she was his archenemy's girlfriend , She was James Potter's girlfriend.
*Flashback*
"Snape could you kindly stop drooling !"
"I'm not drooling Potty I'm just looking at Lily !"
"Well you better not because she is my girlfriend!"
"Oh yeah! Since when ? And why would Lily go out with you?"
"Yeah and we've been going out for a year !"
"I'll believe it when I hear her say it!"
"It's true."said Lily calmly from behind
"Yeah and we happen to be engaged!"
"Oh Potter , you rotter !You'll pay for this!"
*End Flashback*
Okay know you can choose the theory you like the most , my personal favorite is the first one . Yeah Snape is GAY! HAhahahahaha!!! Okay I'm totally insane.
If you want another reflection or a sequel just review and I'll post it I have it ready anyway.
Thanks!
Please guys I beg you to review!
Aicirtap.
I dedicate this to Cecy that hears everything I say ! Thanks!