A.N.~ Okay! Someone (who didn't have a name or email) has asked me to do
one on beans and one on barbies!! Hee hee! I can see it now! Also Sailor
Tawna-mi has asked me to make Pegasus a doll and give it to her at the end
of the chappie!
Pegasus: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! runs behind Jounouchi
Jounouchi: Get away from me ya sick pig! Hope ya enjoy bein a doll! Ha hahahah!!!
KAL: But since this tortures Pegasus ever soooo much, I've decided to give it to her now!
Pegasus: NO!! MY DOLL FREE LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!! starts running like crazy
KAL: Tsk tsk. Now Pegasus, running only makes it worse! snaps fingers and Pegasus is turned into a doll
Pegasus Doll: in chibi voice Ack! Help meeeee!
KAL: picks up Pegasus and runs to a door opens door and Sailor Tawna-mi is there Here ya go! And I've also got little clothes you can put on him too! whispers so only Sailor Tawna-mi and Pegasus can hear There's also a couple of dresses hee hee! Okay buh bye!
Sailor Tawna-mi: Wow thanks! ^_____^
KAL: Bye! closes door I've decided to add some of my readers who review to be in my story! All you gottta do is say with who and what you wanna do!
Yami: Nooooo!!!!! Sarah aka Celebi and Halfing Elf will turn me into YAM MAN!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAL: Too bad for you!!! Okay now beans and barbies!!!!!! For the commercial for beans: Kaiba and Yugi!!!
Yugi: Yay!
Seto: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Honda: Hey you can sing the beans song!!!!! Beans, beans the magical fruit! The more you eat the more you toot! The more you toot the better you feel, so remember to eat beans in every meal!
Jounouchi: AWWWW MAN!!!!! I love that song!!!
Anzu: talking to Mai Boys are such pigs!
Mai: I hear ya sister!
KAL: As for barbies! Hee hee.Jounouchi, Mai, Anzu, Honda and Bakura!! That's what no name wanted but I'm gunna add a few more to the collection! Yami and Seto and Yami Bakura!
All: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAL: Say Jounouchi-kun is it okay if I just call you Joey or sumtin?
Jounouchi: Ya sure go ahead KAL! But please PLEASE don put me in dis commercial! PLEASE!!!!!!
KAL: Sorry Joey! That's what no name wanted!
Joey: Darn!
Seto: You're putting me in a bean commercial AND and barbies commercial? What have I done to you!?!?!?!
KAL: Well..
Seto: Okay shut up! I know I've done a lot but please!!!!!!
KAL: But you're so kawaii when you're mad Kaiba!
Seto: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
KAL: Okay okay places people places!
Mokuba: Can I tape this one?
KAL: Of course you can Mokuba!
Mokuba: YAY!! ^_______^
KAL: Okay action!
~*~Beans commercial take one~*~
You see Kaiba cooking something on the stove as Yugi walks in
Yugi: Daddy, are you done the beans yet? I'm soooo hungry!
All of a sudden Yami barges in yelling like a mad man about a daddy
KAL: Yami! YAMI! It's for the skit! Geese! Don't freak out on me here!
Yami: in the middle of strangling Kaiba WHAT? Oh ok! let's go of Kaiba and walks calmly of stage
All: -_-
~*~Beans commercial take 10~*~
Yugi walks in
Yugi: Daddy, are you done the beans yet? I'm sooooo hungry!
camera turns to Yami who is being restrained by Bakura, Honda and Joey goes back to commercial
Kaiba: through gritted teeth Almost son! Why don't you sing me the b-b-b- beans s-s-s-sooooonnnnnnngggggg.
Yugi: Okay! ^_______^
Kaiba: -_- muttering Why me?
Yugi: turns to face the camera and starts doing a little dance Beans, beans the magical fruit! The more you eat the more you toot! The more you toot the better you feel, so remember to eat beans in every meal! ^_____^
Kaiba: That's it son! thinking Oh brother -_-*
Yugi: ^____________________^
Joey: I love that song!!!!! hear joey getting hit with AUTHOR MALLET weird echo
Kaiba walks up to camera
Kaiba: Try our new bean tasting beans! Get them at your nearest grocery store today! -_-
KAL: YAY!!!!! OKAY!! BARBIES ARE NEXT!!!!!
All in Barbie commercial: groan
Yami Bakura: This is INHUMAN!!!
KAL: Shush Yami Bakura! Okay is the stage set for the barbies commercial? OKAY and ACTION!
~*~Barbie commercial take 1~*~
camera moves around a fake house till it gets to a room all with Barbie posters and Barbie . well . everything All the boys are in pink dresses and have fake wigs on . except Yami his hair had to drown again Yami's hair: Help! WATER WATER NNNOOOOOOO KAL: -_-
Yami: in fake girly voice My Barbie's prettier than yours!
Yami Bakura: girly voice Is not! My Barbie's dress is frillier!
Seto: girly voice No no! Don't be silly! Mine is better than both of yours put together!
Honda: girly voice No! My Barbie's hair is soooo silky and smooth!
Joey: girly voice Sush you four! Mine is obviously the best!
Mai and Anzu look at each other Bakura walks out with microphone holding a Barbie
Bakura: Want a Barbie that will outclass all others? Want a Barbie that will kick all other Barbie's @$$es? Well look no further! The new Perfect Barbie is the best in the world!
Anzu: Mai and me have the best Barbie's around the world! Ours are the new Perfect Barbie!
Mai: Hai! No other Barbie can beat the Perfect Barbie!
Guys: Oooohhhhhh!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Pretty!
Yami: still in girly voice It's so pretty!
Yami Bakura: girly voice Ya it's the best!
Bakura: Get yours today! points to camera with a stupid looking fake smile
KAL: Okay! That's enough!
Honda: Whew! I didn't think I could take much more of that!
Joey: Me either!
Yami: It was torture!
............
All: look over to see Yami Bakura and Seto playing with the Barbies.
Yami: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Kaiba and Yami Bakura like barbies!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yami B: Shut up!
Seto: Ya we don't like them!
KAL: Then can I have them back so I can give them to charity?
Yami B and Seto: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT OUR BEAUTIES!!!!! run away screaming
All: O_o
Pegasus: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! runs behind Jounouchi
Jounouchi: Get away from me ya sick pig! Hope ya enjoy bein a doll! Ha hahahah!!!
KAL: But since this tortures Pegasus ever soooo much, I've decided to give it to her now!
Pegasus: NO!! MY DOLL FREE LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!! starts running like crazy
KAL: Tsk tsk. Now Pegasus, running only makes it worse! snaps fingers and Pegasus is turned into a doll
Pegasus Doll: in chibi voice Ack! Help meeeee!
KAL: picks up Pegasus and runs to a door opens door and Sailor Tawna-mi is there Here ya go! And I've also got little clothes you can put on him too! whispers so only Sailor Tawna-mi and Pegasus can hear There's also a couple of dresses hee hee! Okay buh bye!
Sailor Tawna-mi: Wow thanks! ^_____^
KAL: Bye! closes door I've decided to add some of my readers who review to be in my story! All you gottta do is say with who and what you wanna do!
Yami: Nooooo!!!!! Sarah aka Celebi and Halfing Elf will turn me into YAM MAN!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAL: Too bad for you!!! Okay now beans and barbies!!!!!! For the commercial for beans: Kaiba and Yugi!!!
Yugi: Yay!
Seto: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Honda: Hey you can sing the beans song!!!!! Beans, beans the magical fruit! The more you eat the more you toot! The more you toot the better you feel, so remember to eat beans in every meal!
Jounouchi: AWWWW MAN!!!!! I love that song!!!
Anzu: talking to Mai Boys are such pigs!
Mai: I hear ya sister!
KAL: As for barbies! Hee hee.Jounouchi, Mai, Anzu, Honda and Bakura!! That's what no name wanted but I'm gunna add a few more to the collection! Yami and Seto and Yami Bakura!
All: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAL: Say Jounouchi-kun is it okay if I just call you Joey or sumtin?
Jounouchi: Ya sure go ahead KAL! But please PLEASE don put me in dis commercial! PLEASE!!!!!!
KAL: Sorry Joey! That's what no name wanted!
Joey: Darn!
Seto: You're putting me in a bean commercial AND and barbies commercial? What have I done to you!?!?!?!
KAL: Well..
Seto: Okay shut up! I know I've done a lot but please!!!!!!
KAL: But you're so kawaii when you're mad Kaiba!
Seto: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
KAL: Okay okay places people places!
Mokuba: Can I tape this one?
KAL: Of course you can Mokuba!
Mokuba: YAY!! ^_______^
KAL: Okay action!
~*~Beans commercial take one~*~
You see Kaiba cooking something on the stove as Yugi walks in
Yugi: Daddy, are you done the beans yet? I'm soooo hungry!
All of a sudden Yami barges in yelling like a mad man about a daddy
KAL: Yami! YAMI! It's for the skit! Geese! Don't freak out on me here!
Yami: in the middle of strangling Kaiba WHAT? Oh ok! let's go of Kaiba and walks calmly of stage
All: -_-
~*~Beans commercial take 10~*~
Yugi walks in
Yugi: Daddy, are you done the beans yet? I'm sooooo hungry!
camera turns to Yami who is being restrained by Bakura, Honda and Joey goes back to commercial
Kaiba: through gritted teeth Almost son! Why don't you sing me the b-b-b- beans s-s-s-sooooonnnnnnngggggg.
Yugi: Okay! ^_______^
Kaiba: -_- muttering Why me?
Yugi: turns to face the camera and starts doing a little dance Beans, beans the magical fruit! The more you eat the more you toot! The more you toot the better you feel, so remember to eat beans in every meal! ^_____^
Kaiba: That's it son! thinking Oh brother -_-*
Yugi: ^____________________^
Joey: I love that song!!!!! hear joey getting hit with AUTHOR MALLET weird echo
Kaiba walks up to camera
Kaiba: Try our new bean tasting beans! Get them at your nearest grocery store today! -_-
KAL: YAY!!!!! OKAY!! BARBIES ARE NEXT!!!!!
All in Barbie commercial: groan
Yami Bakura: This is INHUMAN!!!
KAL: Shush Yami Bakura! Okay is the stage set for the barbies commercial? OKAY and ACTION!
~*~Barbie commercial take 1~*~
camera moves around a fake house till it gets to a room all with Barbie posters and Barbie . well . everything All the boys are in pink dresses and have fake wigs on . except Yami his hair had to drown again Yami's hair: Help! WATER WATER NNNOOOOOOO KAL: -_-
Yami: in fake girly voice My Barbie's prettier than yours!
Yami Bakura: girly voice Is not! My Barbie's dress is frillier!
Seto: girly voice No no! Don't be silly! Mine is better than both of yours put together!
Honda: girly voice No! My Barbie's hair is soooo silky and smooth!
Joey: girly voice Sush you four! Mine is obviously the best!
Mai and Anzu look at each other Bakura walks out with microphone holding a Barbie
Bakura: Want a Barbie that will outclass all others? Want a Barbie that will kick all other Barbie's @$$es? Well look no further! The new Perfect Barbie is the best in the world!
Anzu: Mai and me have the best Barbie's around the world! Ours are the new Perfect Barbie!
Mai: Hai! No other Barbie can beat the Perfect Barbie!
Guys: Oooohhhhhh!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Pretty!
Yami: still in girly voice It's so pretty!
Yami Bakura: girly voice Ya it's the best!
Bakura: Get yours today! points to camera with a stupid looking fake smile
KAL: Okay! That's enough!
Honda: Whew! I didn't think I could take much more of that!
Joey: Me either!
Yami: It was torture!
............
All: look over to see Yami Bakura and Seto playing with the Barbies.
Yami: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Kaiba and Yami Bakura like barbies!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yami B: Shut up!
Seto: Ya we don't like them!
KAL: Then can I have them back so I can give them to charity?
Yami B and Seto: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT OUR BEAUTIES!!!!! run away screaming
All: O_o