A.N.~ EEEEEKKKKKK! MORE GIFTS!!! I LOVE getting gifts!

Yami: So do I but not a cookie. -_-

KAL: Quit your bickering Yami! Be happy with what you get! Okay! Raptereon has given a truck load of presents to Yami Bakura.

Yami B: YES!!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All: -_-

KAL: And EvilSugarysweetness has given meeeee Love spray max! First person they see or hear will instantly fall in love! Kaiba B gone Max! Annddd Hatred Spray! The first name they hear they'll hate!

Honda: Oh no not more love sray! And now some hatred spray! We're doomed!

KAL: Shush Honda! Manda-chan has given me a lifetime supply of sugar and caffine! ^_________^ For Yugi a chibi dark magician plushie!

Yugi: Yay! ^____________________________________^

KAL: For Yami Bakura: A little hammer that electrocutes people.

Yami B: Oh yeah! looks at Yami and smiles evilly

Yami: O.o

KAL: From Pugash! For Yugi a plam tree. (O.o) For Yami a package of pens. For Joey-

Joey: YES! I FINALLY GET A GIFT!!!!!! ^_________^

KAL: a 1964 candy apple red nova (whatever that is).

Joey: What the heck?

KAL: Don't ask! For Honda a Sonic Hedgehog dvd. And for Seto a pair of black leather pants.

All: O.o

Seto: Are they tight leather pants?

KAL: Seto all leather things are tight.

Seto: Oh.

KAL: And everyone else gets airline peanuts.

Mokuba: Darn!

KAL: Kaiba's babe has given some presents too! For Yugi, a big bag full of chocolate cookies.

Yugi: OH YAY YAY!!! ^_____________^ starts doing a little dance I love cookies. Dun dun dun dundun. I love cookies! Dun dun dun dundun! I love cookies!

KAL: Uhhh okay! For Seto . . .O.O WHAT!!!!!! reads review again Oh no! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Oh yeah another good one! ^_____^

KAL: dully A kaiba B gone neutralizing spray and a hypno disc that makes anyone who looks at it in a trance and under his power.

Yami: falls to his knees and looks at sky NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can see birds fly off in the distance

KAL: looking very scared For Honda a decent hair cut!

Honda: Hey!

KAL: For Mai shopping vouchers for her favorite shops.

Mai: YES!!!!!! YAY YAY!!!!!!! THANK YOU KAIBA'S BABE!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

KAL: O.O For meeeeee 5 tonnes of sugar and a chibi spray that turns anyone I want into a chibi!!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!! Also everyone else gets a lollypop!

Joey: Ohh yay a lollypop!!!

Seto: sneaking up behind KAL

KAL: Now ummmmm for the commercial! Yeah! Okay which one should I pi- gets cut off as Seto starts swinging hypno disc in front of face Wha-? Seto what are you-?

Seto: You are getting sleepy, very, very sleepy!

KAL: So tired . . . can't keep eyes open.

Bakura: Oh no! If he gets KAL then he might get us all!

Yami: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! runs up and pushes Seto out of the way

Seto: Hey! I was trying to see if that would work! You ruin all the fun Yami!

Yami: starts shaking KAL O.o Oh no.

Seto: AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It WORKED!!!!! Okay KAL! I want you to ummmmmmm kiss Mokuba!

Mokuba: WHAT! Big brother noo!!!!!!!!

Seto: Oh c'mon Mokuba it's all in good fun!

KAL walks up to Mokuba and kisses him

Mokuba: I'm too young for this torture!

Seto: Okay KAL go tear up the reviews! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Reviewers: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!! REVIEWER POWER!!!! all go and slap KAL

KAL: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! What was that for!!!!!!!

Yugi: KAL YOU'RE BACK!!!!!! runs up and hugs KAL

KAL: blushing What? Was I on vacation or something?

Yami: No! It was Kaiba!

KAL: AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! KAIBA! WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Kiss Mokuba.

KAL: NANI!!!!!!! I'm sorry Mokuba!

Mokuba: S'ok.

KAL: REVENGE!!!!!! HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! grabs chibi spray and sprays Seto

Seto: looks like he's 5 years old Aaakk! Mommy help meeee!

KAL: gets an idea sprays everyone Everyone's chibi! KAWAII!!!!!

Joey: I want some apple duice!

KAL: What?

Anzu: Do you like my new dwess mommy?

KAL: Ummmmmmmmm.

Bakura: I'm hungwy! Fweed mwee!

KAL: Oh no! They have chibi minds! Wait this is perfect for the commercial! Hee hee!

Yami: Commercwal? What's a commercwal?

KAL: You'll see! ^_______^ You're all soooooooo KAWAII! ^______^

Honda: I need to go to da bafwoom!

KAL: O.o Ummmmm teach yourself!

Mai: I want a new dwess!

KAL: Ugh! Later Mai! I'll go make something to eat you guys just stay here.

All: Otay!

KAL heads for the kitchen

Yami B: Otay I tink we should do someting! We're not good wittle kids like she tinks we are!

Joey: But what should we do?

Mokuba: I say we tie her up and dicwide what to do aftwer.

Yami: Otay! Let's go find some rope!

Bakura: I have some here!

Anzu: Otay when she comes back we tie her up!

All: YAY!

KAL walks back from the kitchen

KAL: You guys will have to wait the soup takes awhile to cook. looks around Why are you all smiling?

Seto: NOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

all start jumping onto KAL trying to pin her down

KAL: Aak! Get off me you little rabid monkeys! thinking If only I could get to my love spray the they'll like me! starts reaching for the love sray

Yugi: She's going for the love spray!

Joey: jumps on KAL's face so she can't see Hee hee! ^_______^

KAL: muffled voice AHHHHH! Get off of me!

Yami B: Done! HA HA!

all get off KAL

KAL: @.@ Ugh! looks at arms AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! I'm all tied up! I demand you untie me!

Yami: No!

KAL: Grrrrr . . . if you don't I will kill you all!!!!!

Seto: You have to get out first!

KAL: I may not have my hands but I do have my feet!!!!!

~*~15 minutes later~*~

KAL's hand's and feet are tied to a chair her mouth is covered

KAL: thinking Oh great little devil children. I will have my revenge though cause I'm the only one that can make them older again!

Joey: Awww man I'm stwill hungwy!

KAL: thinking Oh no! The soup will catch fire if I don't do something! trying to talk out loud but voice is muffled Hey! You gotta untie me! The whole building will catch fire!

Honda: Do you know what she said?

Joey: No I think she said she needs to go to da bafwoom.

Honda: Oh well.

KAL: starts trying to hobble to the love spray

Yami: STOP!!!!!!!

KAL: sighs. Then sees t.v. smirks evilly

Yami B: banging on the t.v. How do you work dis ting?

KAL: sees remote lifts chair up a bit and lowers to remote TV turns on

Mai: Wow! It's wike mwagic!

KAL: turns to kids channel and Barney's on

All: Yay! Barney! start getting hooked on the TV

KAL: starts hobbling to the love spray notices she won't be able to do anything with it starts rubbing mouth on the table manages to get the tape off hobbles over and sprays Yugi

Yugi: turns around to see KAL smiles

KAL: whispering Untie me please!

Yugi: Otay! starts untying KAL

Yami: still looking at TV What are you doing Yugi?

Yugi: Ummm noting!

Yami: Otay.

Yugi: finishes untying KAL There!

All: turn around and yell out and head for KAL again

KAL: Oh no you don't! sprays them KAL!

All: We love you KAL!

KAL: Whew that was close!

Yugi: Hey what's dat light from da kitchwen?

KAL: looks over AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! FIRE!!!!!!

All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAL: rushes over with fire extinguisher Ahhhhhhh!!!!! DIE FIRE!!!!!!!!! AAaaaaHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!

All: each with a bucket of water start pouring water on the fire

KAL: slaps each of them and they turn back into themselves

Yami: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! A FIRE!!!!!!

~*~1 hour later~*~

Joey: Where the hell did that fire come from!

KAL: Long story. Very long. Now onto commercials! Hee hee! ^_^

All: groan

KAL: FASHION SHOWS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Pugash wanted a fashion show and a fashion show they'll get! Hee hee!

Mai: YAY!!!

~*~Fashion show commercial take one~*~

Pugash walks out on the walkway

Pugash: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Yu-Gi-Oh cast members fashion show!

KAL: YAY!!!

Pugash: This is my co-host KAL!

KAL: ^___________^

Pugash: Shall we start the show?

KAL: Yes! Okay first up we have Mai Kujaku! With this beautiful summer dress!

Mai walks out acting like a real model

Pugash: This beautiful summer dress is yellow and has pink flowers on it!

KAL: The dress should go just to the knees and comes with those nice shoes!

Pugash: Thank you Mai! Next we have the handsome Seto Kaiba! Wearing those nice leather pants with the black shirt and his trademark long blue jacket! O.O

KAL: O.o Uhhh yeah he looks very n-nice! Those black shoes are very cool! Okay next we have little Mokuba Kaiba!

Pugash: That's right! Little Mokuba is wearing those baggy blue shorts with a blue shirt! How kawaii!

KAL: Very! He's also got those cute little sneakers with black stripes!

Pugash: Next we have Anzu Mazaki! With a beautiful bikini!

hear Mai screaming

KAL: This is a very unique bikini! It has a small skirt over top of the bottoms and the shirt ties at the back!

Pugash: I want one! Okay next we have Hiroto Honda! With this neat and tidy suit!

KAL: shaking from trying to hold in her laugh Y-yes a neat s-suit! V-very like him!

Pugash: Uhhhhh yeah! Okay next we have Ryou Bakura!

KAL: That's right! Ryou Bakura is showing us those baggy pants!

Pugash: Yes! Baggy green pants with a black t-shirt gives him the army look!

KAL: This boots make him look even more like an army guy! Okay next up Yami . . .. ummmm Motou? O.O Yami is sporting a bathing suit! Black shorts with . . . n-no shirt! EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! faints from the sight of Yami

Pugash: Okay! Thank you Yami you can leave now before KAL wakes up!

KAL: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE!!!!!!

Pugash: Next is little Yugi Motou! Yugi is sporting his school uniform!

KAL: KAWAII!!! The blue pants with the white t-shirt and blue jacket!

Pugash: So kawaii!

KAL: Yugi's mine!!

Pugash: Okay! Geesh! Next up Katsuya Jounouchi! He's sporting pajamas! The red and black pants with the botton-up shirt, is perfect for winter!

KAL: eye's are hearts And I guess that's it!

Pegasus: Wait! Don't forget meeeeeee!!!

Yami: Or Yami Bakura!

Yami B: Shut up pharaoh!

Pugash: Oh yes! Yami Bakura! Yami B is sporting a speedo! A nice white one!

KAL: O.O And next up is Maxamillion Pegasus! Who is sporting .. . . what's he sporting?

Pugash: A dress! Nice pink and white and very frilly!

Pegasus comes out with his hair in a ponytail and is tied with pink ribbon

KAL: O.o

Yugi: My eyes!!!!!!! @_@

Pugash: That's it!

KAL: THANK GOD GET HIM AWAY!!

Yugi: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY EYES!!

KAL: Okay that's it for today! Sorry this chappie took so long to get up! And I know there are more presents but I was half way through making this chappie when I realized there were more so your presents will be in the next one! Okay buh bye!