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Disclaimer: I own not any of the following superstars, as sad as that is. I only own the storyline, the plot and most of the dialogue and my hidden muses!
"I don't know about this." Torrie Wilson said, sinking into her seat at the back of the bus.
"Torrie, it's gonna be fine!' Rob assured her, look, we are just gonna go and have a look around, if its anything too "hardcore" ignore the pun' he said as Tommy snickered at what he thought was a lame attempt at a joke, then we will get outta there, OK? Don't worry, it's all gonna be fun!"
Torrie was a bit more comforted by what the careless Rob Van Dam had to offer for comfort and that relaxed her a little more. All the wrestlers who had wanted to go had hired a bus and piled into it to ride out of Houston to get San Antonio for the Mardigras. Some of the superstars where a little un-easy about this, but the more confident people tried to reassure them. Every one was having there own conversations.
" Are you guys SURE we should be doing this?" Shawn Michaels asked rather timidly.
"Ha! Is the GREAT Shawn Michaels SCARED!' Chris Jericho cried out loudly, jumping at the opportunity to embarrass his enemy publicly, I think its because he's MARRIED and he's homophobic!"
"I am NOT!' Shawn said, defending himself when he saw every one else was talking amongst themselves, at least, un-like you, I don't put that action INTO PRACTISE!"
With that, there was a screaming match and the other superstars had to restrain Shawn and Chris from attacking each other. Finally when everything settled down, Chris was fuming at Shawn's nerve and Shawn was grinning that he had the last laugh. After that, apart from the rather loud chatter, the bus was quieter.
At the front of the bus, Stacy was trying to convince Trish that every thing would be OK. "But. how into this part do we have to be?" Trish questioned. Stacy thought it was a good question because she didn't know the answer herself and tried answered as best she could "Well, uh. Jeff?"
Jeff took the tag willingly. "Look Hun' he said, his voice dripping southerly sweetness by the bucket load, making Trish and Stacy (quietly) swoon, everything is gonna be fine" He took her hands in his "I know you are extremely gorgeous' she smiled at the compliment, and that there ARE gonna be lesbians there, but we are just gonna check it out, if it is heavy, we'll get outta there. And with the pairings well. I am not 100% sure about that one, but it will all work out, K baby?" Trish leaned in from the seat behind them and kissed Jeff passionately, her tongue slipping into his mouth as he moaned.
What Stacy would have given to be Trish Stratus, just for that minuet? His voice had been pure honey to her ears and she could scarcely imagine what his finger would feel like touching hers and his lips. Stacy shuddered in delight at just thinking of the feeling. For some reason, whenever Trish and Stacy where alone together, she didn't mind Trish at all, she was a nice person and nice to talk to. But when Trish was with Jeff, Trish was just an obstacle.
"Sometimes I don't even understand myself!" Stacy thought as Jeff turned around with a dreamy look on his face and Trish was wearing a smug look of pleasure in the back. Stacy could have sworn that that look was aimed at HER!
"Your just imagining it" Stacy thought, but couldn't help but think that Trish's eyes had looked so cold, so superior and smug. Stacy shrugged it off and turned her attention back to the road.
It was a massive drive from Houston to San Antonio, so it was lucky that the Mardigras started in a two or three days, because Stacy had a feeling that with a huge bus of people that they weren't gonna get their very quickly.
It was about midday by then and the group where getting hot and tired. The driver switched on the air conditioning and there was a contented sigh from the passengers in the bus.
Matt Hardy looked at Jeff from his position a couple of seats down. "Can't he see that Stacy likes him?" Matt asked Lita, who was messing with his hair as he laid his head in her lap. "I guess not' Lita said with a shrug, I've seen the way Stacy looks at him though, and I cant tell that isn't a "wanna be friends?" look" Matt nodded in agreement. "Jeff, ya gotta notice how hard she is tryin' to get your attention, maybe you might lose a beautiful thing" Matt murmured gently, the heat of the day getting to him and he fell asleep.
Lita sighed as she looked at the front of the bus. She knew that Jeff was a very sought after man, but was he making the right decision being with Trish? Trish and Stacy where two of her best friends and she didn't want to see either of them fighting each other over Jeff. Or hurting him. "And if they did, friends or no, they would pay" Lita said, thinking only of the person who to her was like a baby brother.
Molly and Victoria in the end had decided to tag along. "Look at this!' Molly said disgustedly to Victoria, we are going to the Mardigras! If they wanna be lesbian or gay, cant we just leave them alone?" "Molly, lighten up!' Victoria said dryly, trying to be more positive then her purist friend, at least then there will be no men for Trish to hit on"
As Victoria clenched her fists at the thought of Trish, Molly nodded "Well, I guess that's a bonus" She said leaning back into the seat with her arms folded. "Thank the Lord I didn't bring Steven!' Victoria said with a roll of her black eyes, only God knows what would have happened if he came along!" Molly nodded again, pushing some brown hair behind her ear "Yeah, he would have really gotten into the swing of things!"
Both women laughed as the bus trudged on to its destination. "Oh GREAT!" Stacy cried after a while. When every body was about to ask, the voice of the driver Bubba Ray Dudley came over the speaks "Ladies and Gents, there seems to be a bit of traffic, so I think we are gonna be delayed a bit" The bus groaned in response.
"Great now where NEEEEVVVVEEEEEEERRR gonna get to the Utopia Inn!" Chris Jericho wailed loudly. Everyone had heard of and some that where lucky had been to the legendary Utopia Inn. "It is the most PERFECT Inn in the world!' Chris proclaimed when he saw how interested everyone was, now he was the center of attention, EVERY room is first class!' The crowd gasped in awe as he continued, the rooms are perfect, there are always so clean, there is a gym and a HUGE marble swimming pool with a diving board' Another gasp and the more flexible divers clapped for the diving board, Rob and Jeff included, it has spas and saunas and steam room and gourmet food by the truck load, anything you could every want in an Inn"
Everyone clapped and groaned as Chris finished, the clapping for the enrapturing speech and for the greatness of the Inn and the groaning for the fact that Chris had told them so many wonderful things about this place that would take so long to get to, and for wetting their appetites.
"Oooh, I am soo hungry" Jeff groaned as his stomach gurgled loudly, much to his embarrassment
Jeff sunk embarrassedly into his seat as some heads turned and there where discreet giggles in response to the sound "Don't worry Jeff I'm hungry too, we'll get there soon don't worry" Stacy said kindly, as she lay a hand on his stomach through his tank top.
This sent warm, pleasant shivers through Jeff as he moaned a little from the sudden pleasure it gave him. "Thanks Stace" He said with a warm smile that made Stacy smile right back.
Jeff laid back into his seat next to Stacy. He looked at Stacy and Trish, they where chatting together. Jeff let his hand sneak under his tank top and rub his now tingling stomach. He was a bit embarrassed that he had let it feel that good when he had a girlfriend, but he couldn't help that now. He was just holding onto the good feeling and rubbing his stomach gently with a small smile. "That felt good, there is no denying that' he said to himself, it was just her warm hands against my skin, it was only once, and I cant take back how it made me feel"
Jeff made a mental note that maybe he should talk to Matt about it later as he laid back comfortably in his seat, the tingling feeling, to his happiness, still lasting strongly.
Stacy paused from her conversation with Trish to look at Jeff. She noticed the large contented smile on the young Hardy's face "Did he enjoy me touching him like that?' She wondered as she looked at him, did he like it? I know I did"
Stacy shivered slightly at the remembrance of that one motion. The material of his shirt felt so soft under her long fingers, it seemed almost like silk touching anything that belonged to Jeff Hardy. She sighed. "Maybe I moved a little desperately there' she thought with a frown, oh no! Maybe I scared him off!"
"Hello?" Trish asked politely. Stacy snapped out of her panicked thoughts and tried to calm herself. He would have said something, right? "Maybe he is too polite!" She thought with a small squeal, biting her polished nails.
"Stace, are you OK?" Trish said, rather alarmed at Stacy's sudden behavior changes. "Oh, I'm fine!' Stacy said, quick to regain her perfect composure, sorry" "Ok, look, urm could you asked Bubba how long it is until we get there, cause I am seriously getting hungry!"
"I second that!" Jeff said, speaking after getting out of his daze, disappointed that the warm feeling had not lingered longer. "ME TOO! I AM DYING!" Shawn Michaels cried, leaping out of his seat and falling dramatically on the floor to the applause of his fellow wrestlers.
"The Hurricane has to agree with this citizen Michaels!' The Superhero declared, doing a hurricanic- like gesture with his arms, how can a superhero fight crime on an empty stomach, whassupwitdat?"
"Yea! The People's Champ agrees with the hamburguler!' The Rock said loudly, The Rock needs something to fill up. pie, ladies?" The other guys on the bus shook their heads in disgust and Matt pulled Lita closer to him as she slapped him lightly on the back of the head for even thinking that she would do that.
"No?' The Rock asked, standing up and walking down the isle and stopping near the front, ah Trish! How about you, mama? You wanna piece of the Rock?" "Uh-ha.I don't think so" Trish said coolly, looping her arms around Jeff's neck.
"What? You gonna pick Picasso Boy over me?' The Rock asked, clearly shocked at this, ha! Jeff Hardy is not what a girl wants. Jeff Hardy is what a girl IS!"
The majority of the bus gave out a loud "Oooooh!" while some of them stifled giggles. Everyone couldn't wait to see how Jeff reacted. Stacy gasped. How could the Rock say something like that!!!!
Jeff stood up silently and stepped into the isle nose to nose with the Rock. Everyone held his or her breath. Both men had hard expressions as their eyes locked.
"Well, if I am such a girl, how come Trish picked me over you?' The group gasped as The Rock stiffened and Jeff continued calmly, at least Trish knows how to pick a man that can rub her the right way, without the usage of any artificial objects!"
The Rock's jaw dropped as the crowd clapped and cheered for Jeff while the friends of the Rock "oohed" loudly "Fine, you jabronies can follow this pansy' The Rock said, but at least my parents had the decency to bring me up without looking like a pile of monkey crap! Where do you get your looks, Jeff? Your mother-fucking father? Or wait! Was it your slut, two cent, prostitute, ass looks like your face MOTHER!"
That was it.
The Rock didn't even have time to react as Jeff jumped on his, pounding him into the ground. The crowd oohed as Matt Hardy leapt up from his seat, followed by others to separate the crazed Hardy from the defenseless Rock. The Rock tried to blindly block Jeff's brutal attack, but Jeff was too strong with the motivation he had and soon blood was spilling on the ground as The Rock's body began to bleed.
"DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Jeff screamed, grabbing a switch- blade from his pocket and drawing the blade in front of The Rock's eyes, filled with fear.
'Jeff, JEFF STOP IT! STOP IT!" Matt screamed wildly as the row continued with seven superstars restraining Jeff and another seven The Rock. Matt grabbed Jeff's arms and held them to his side and forced Jeff to sit down, as others helped the daunted and terrified People's Champion back to his seat.
Jeff took his place next to Stacy, not saying a word. Stacy was stunned, she had never seen Jeff act like that. Trish must have been stunned to either that or she couldn't find anything to say.
When every thing had calmed down, the bus stopped and Bubba's voice came over the loud speaker again "Wrestlers and Wrestler-ettes, we have arrived! Welcome to the Utopia Inn!"
Disclaimer: I own not any of the following superstars, as sad as that is. I only own the storyline, the plot and most of the dialogue and my hidden muses!
"I don't know about this." Torrie Wilson said, sinking into her seat at the back of the bus.
"Torrie, it's gonna be fine!' Rob assured her, look, we are just gonna go and have a look around, if its anything too "hardcore" ignore the pun' he said as Tommy snickered at what he thought was a lame attempt at a joke, then we will get outta there, OK? Don't worry, it's all gonna be fun!"
Torrie was a bit more comforted by what the careless Rob Van Dam had to offer for comfort and that relaxed her a little more. All the wrestlers who had wanted to go had hired a bus and piled into it to ride out of Houston to get San Antonio for the Mardigras. Some of the superstars where a little un-easy about this, but the more confident people tried to reassure them. Every one was having there own conversations.
" Are you guys SURE we should be doing this?" Shawn Michaels asked rather timidly.
"Ha! Is the GREAT Shawn Michaels SCARED!' Chris Jericho cried out loudly, jumping at the opportunity to embarrass his enemy publicly, I think its because he's MARRIED and he's homophobic!"
"I am NOT!' Shawn said, defending himself when he saw every one else was talking amongst themselves, at least, un-like you, I don't put that action INTO PRACTISE!"
With that, there was a screaming match and the other superstars had to restrain Shawn and Chris from attacking each other. Finally when everything settled down, Chris was fuming at Shawn's nerve and Shawn was grinning that he had the last laugh. After that, apart from the rather loud chatter, the bus was quieter.
At the front of the bus, Stacy was trying to convince Trish that every thing would be OK. "But. how into this part do we have to be?" Trish questioned. Stacy thought it was a good question because she didn't know the answer herself and tried answered as best she could "Well, uh. Jeff?"
Jeff took the tag willingly. "Look Hun' he said, his voice dripping southerly sweetness by the bucket load, making Trish and Stacy (quietly) swoon, everything is gonna be fine" He took her hands in his "I know you are extremely gorgeous' she smiled at the compliment, and that there ARE gonna be lesbians there, but we are just gonna check it out, if it is heavy, we'll get outta there. And with the pairings well. I am not 100% sure about that one, but it will all work out, K baby?" Trish leaned in from the seat behind them and kissed Jeff passionately, her tongue slipping into his mouth as he moaned.
What Stacy would have given to be Trish Stratus, just for that minuet? His voice had been pure honey to her ears and she could scarcely imagine what his finger would feel like touching hers and his lips. Stacy shuddered in delight at just thinking of the feeling. For some reason, whenever Trish and Stacy where alone together, she didn't mind Trish at all, she was a nice person and nice to talk to. But when Trish was with Jeff, Trish was just an obstacle.
"Sometimes I don't even understand myself!" Stacy thought as Jeff turned around with a dreamy look on his face and Trish was wearing a smug look of pleasure in the back. Stacy could have sworn that that look was aimed at HER!
"Your just imagining it" Stacy thought, but couldn't help but think that Trish's eyes had looked so cold, so superior and smug. Stacy shrugged it off and turned her attention back to the road.
It was a massive drive from Houston to San Antonio, so it was lucky that the Mardigras started in a two or three days, because Stacy had a feeling that with a huge bus of people that they weren't gonna get their very quickly.
It was about midday by then and the group where getting hot and tired. The driver switched on the air conditioning and there was a contented sigh from the passengers in the bus.
Matt Hardy looked at Jeff from his position a couple of seats down. "Can't he see that Stacy likes him?" Matt asked Lita, who was messing with his hair as he laid his head in her lap. "I guess not' Lita said with a shrug, I've seen the way Stacy looks at him though, and I cant tell that isn't a "wanna be friends?" look" Matt nodded in agreement. "Jeff, ya gotta notice how hard she is tryin' to get your attention, maybe you might lose a beautiful thing" Matt murmured gently, the heat of the day getting to him and he fell asleep.
Lita sighed as she looked at the front of the bus. She knew that Jeff was a very sought after man, but was he making the right decision being with Trish? Trish and Stacy where two of her best friends and she didn't want to see either of them fighting each other over Jeff. Or hurting him. "And if they did, friends or no, they would pay" Lita said, thinking only of the person who to her was like a baby brother.
Molly and Victoria in the end had decided to tag along. "Look at this!' Molly said disgustedly to Victoria, we are going to the Mardigras! If they wanna be lesbian or gay, cant we just leave them alone?" "Molly, lighten up!' Victoria said dryly, trying to be more positive then her purist friend, at least then there will be no men for Trish to hit on"
As Victoria clenched her fists at the thought of Trish, Molly nodded "Well, I guess that's a bonus" She said leaning back into the seat with her arms folded. "Thank the Lord I didn't bring Steven!' Victoria said with a roll of her black eyes, only God knows what would have happened if he came along!" Molly nodded again, pushing some brown hair behind her ear "Yeah, he would have really gotten into the swing of things!"
Both women laughed as the bus trudged on to its destination. "Oh GREAT!" Stacy cried after a while. When every body was about to ask, the voice of the driver Bubba Ray Dudley came over the speaks "Ladies and Gents, there seems to be a bit of traffic, so I think we are gonna be delayed a bit" The bus groaned in response.
"Great now where NEEEEVVVVEEEEEEERRR gonna get to the Utopia Inn!" Chris Jericho wailed loudly. Everyone had heard of and some that where lucky had been to the legendary Utopia Inn. "It is the most PERFECT Inn in the world!' Chris proclaimed when he saw how interested everyone was, now he was the center of attention, EVERY room is first class!' The crowd gasped in awe as he continued, the rooms are perfect, there are always so clean, there is a gym and a HUGE marble swimming pool with a diving board' Another gasp and the more flexible divers clapped for the diving board, Rob and Jeff included, it has spas and saunas and steam room and gourmet food by the truck load, anything you could every want in an Inn"
Everyone clapped and groaned as Chris finished, the clapping for the enrapturing speech and for the greatness of the Inn and the groaning for the fact that Chris had told them so many wonderful things about this place that would take so long to get to, and for wetting their appetites.
"Oooh, I am soo hungry" Jeff groaned as his stomach gurgled loudly, much to his embarrassment
Jeff sunk embarrassedly into his seat as some heads turned and there where discreet giggles in response to the sound "Don't worry Jeff I'm hungry too, we'll get there soon don't worry" Stacy said kindly, as she lay a hand on his stomach through his tank top.
This sent warm, pleasant shivers through Jeff as he moaned a little from the sudden pleasure it gave him. "Thanks Stace" He said with a warm smile that made Stacy smile right back.
Jeff laid back into his seat next to Stacy. He looked at Stacy and Trish, they where chatting together. Jeff let his hand sneak under his tank top and rub his now tingling stomach. He was a bit embarrassed that he had let it feel that good when he had a girlfriend, but he couldn't help that now. He was just holding onto the good feeling and rubbing his stomach gently with a small smile. "That felt good, there is no denying that' he said to himself, it was just her warm hands against my skin, it was only once, and I cant take back how it made me feel"
Jeff made a mental note that maybe he should talk to Matt about it later as he laid back comfortably in his seat, the tingling feeling, to his happiness, still lasting strongly.
Stacy paused from her conversation with Trish to look at Jeff. She noticed the large contented smile on the young Hardy's face "Did he enjoy me touching him like that?' She wondered as she looked at him, did he like it? I know I did"
Stacy shivered slightly at the remembrance of that one motion. The material of his shirt felt so soft under her long fingers, it seemed almost like silk touching anything that belonged to Jeff Hardy. She sighed. "Maybe I moved a little desperately there' she thought with a frown, oh no! Maybe I scared him off!"
"Hello?" Trish asked politely. Stacy snapped out of her panicked thoughts and tried to calm herself. He would have said something, right? "Maybe he is too polite!" She thought with a small squeal, biting her polished nails.
"Stace, are you OK?" Trish said, rather alarmed at Stacy's sudden behavior changes. "Oh, I'm fine!' Stacy said, quick to regain her perfect composure, sorry" "Ok, look, urm could you asked Bubba how long it is until we get there, cause I am seriously getting hungry!"
"I second that!" Jeff said, speaking after getting out of his daze, disappointed that the warm feeling had not lingered longer. "ME TOO! I AM DYING!" Shawn Michaels cried, leaping out of his seat and falling dramatically on the floor to the applause of his fellow wrestlers.
"The Hurricane has to agree with this citizen Michaels!' The Superhero declared, doing a hurricanic- like gesture with his arms, how can a superhero fight crime on an empty stomach, whassupwitdat?"
"Yea! The People's Champ agrees with the hamburguler!' The Rock said loudly, The Rock needs something to fill up. pie, ladies?" The other guys on the bus shook their heads in disgust and Matt pulled Lita closer to him as she slapped him lightly on the back of the head for even thinking that she would do that.
"No?' The Rock asked, standing up and walking down the isle and stopping near the front, ah Trish! How about you, mama? You wanna piece of the Rock?" "Uh-ha.I don't think so" Trish said coolly, looping her arms around Jeff's neck.
"What? You gonna pick Picasso Boy over me?' The Rock asked, clearly shocked at this, ha! Jeff Hardy is not what a girl wants. Jeff Hardy is what a girl IS!"
The majority of the bus gave out a loud "Oooooh!" while some of them stifled giggles. Everyone couldn't wait to see how Jeff reacted. Stacy gasped. How could the Rock say something like that!!!!
Jeff stood up silently and stepped into the isle nose to nose with the Rock. Everyone held his or her breath. Both men had hard expressions as their eyes locked.
"Well, if I am such a girl, how come Trish picked me over you?' The group gasped as The Rock stiffened and Jeff continued calmly, at least Trish knows how to pick a man that can rub her the right way, without the usage of any artificial objects!"
The Rock's jaw dropped as the crowd clapped and cheered for Jeff while the friends of the Rock "oohed" loudly "Fine, you jabronies can follow this pansy' The Rock said, but at least my parents had the decency to bring me up without looking like a pile of monkey crap! Where do you get your looks, Jeff? Your mother-fucking father? Or wait! Was it your slut, two cent, prostitute, ass looks like your face MOTHER!"
That was it.
The Rock didn't even have time to react as Jeff jumped on his, pounding him into the ground. The crowd oohed as Matt Hardy leapt up from his seat, followed by others to separate the crazed Hardy from the defenseless Rock. The Rock tried to blindly block Jeff's brutal attack, but Jeff was too strong with the motivation he had and soon blood was spilling on the ground as The Rock's body began to bleed.
"DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Jeff screamed, grabbing a switch- blade from his pocket and drawing the blade in front of The Rock's eyes, filled with fear.
'Jeff, JEFF STOP IT! STOP IT!" Matt screamed wildly as the row continued with seven superstars restraining Jeff and another seven The Rock. Matt grabbed Jeff's arms and held them to his side and forced Jeff to sit down, as others helped the daunted and terrified People's Champion back to his seat.
Jeff took his place next to Stacy, not saying a word. Stacy was stunned, she had never seen Jeff act like that. Trish must have been stunned to either that or she couldn't find anything to say.
When every thing had calmed down, the bus stopped and Bubba's voice came over the loud speaker again "Wrestlers and Wrestler-ettes, we have arrived! Welcome to the Utopia Inn!"