A.N.~ OKAY! I'm back! Sorry it's been so long putting up a new chapter but
I've been very very busy!
Joey: Yeah very busy readin other peoples stories.
KAL: SHUSH JOEY! I can read when I want! Also Hnilmik I so sorry I spelled your name wrong! Now more presents! ^______^ Okay from Lil Washu everyone gets a cute little blue sailor outfit (the kind sailors wear) and a dental and fitness plan cause of all that sugar and caffine! For Pegasus (guess I'll have to give his present to Sailor Tawna-mi) a hookers outfit complete with fishnet stockings.
All: O.o
KAL: For Kaiba uuuhhh something better to do than to torture Yami. Something like tennis?
Seto: O.O
Yami: ^______^
KAL: For Mokuba a puppy!
Mokuba: Yay yay I got a puppy big brother! ^______^
Seto: O.o thinking Great I'll be the one to clean up after it.
KAL: For Mai a new bikini and a dressing room to try it on.
Mai: FINALLY! runs into change room
KAL: And for Joey looks at review O.O AH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA! Joey you get a key to Mai's dressing room!
Joey: Awww right! runs to dressing room can hear Mai screaming Joey comes back with a huge bump on his head
KAL: And for Honda a map containing the route to the only Honda-rabid-fan- girl club in existence. You mean there's only one?
Honda: ALL RIGHT!! Here I come fans!!!
KAL: O.o okay next is from Yami Mau! For me one can of any kind of soft drink you want, but the cool part is that when it's empty, it refills itself an unlimited amount of times! YAY! And for Seto a wooden sword to protect himself and a one way trip to the Shadow Realm.
Seto: O.o
KAL: For Yugi a cookie that does the same thing my drink does.
Yugi: YAY YAY!!!!! ^__________________________^ eats the cookie and it appears again
KAL: For Yami a picture of you that Yami Mau drew (It's really good I promise ^^), and a Duel monsters deck of Dark Magicians and Black Pendants.
Yami: OH YEAH! Kaiba! Let's duel!!!
KAL: O.o For Bakura a kitten and ten change of hearts.
Bakura: Yay a kitten! What are change of hearts?
KAL: I have no idea. For Yami Bakura, Yami Mau's undying admiration and love, and an invitation to dinner with her! You better not disagree or else she'll make you look like Pegasus!!!
Yami Bakura: O.O thinking Do I wanna look like Pegasus? No! NO I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE PEGASUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! out loud I accept but only after this commercial.
KAL: Agreed. Next gifts from Angel! (sorry Angel I dunno how to do those cool things before and after your name) For meeeee more love spray! ^______^ A baka staff (Angel wants this to be used on Kaiba) and Ultimate Pest-B-Gone! YAY ^_______^ For Yugi a teddy bear!!!
Yugi: ^____________________________________^ snuggles up to teddy
KAL: KAWAII!!!!! For Kaiba a dollar. For Mokuba five dollars.
Seto: Hey! Why does Mokuba get five and me only one?
KAL: Don't ask me ask Angel! For Yami Bakura chill pills, and for Bakura a teddy. For Joey an extra video recorder thing and for Anzu some hairspray. For Honda $10 and Mai gets a good look in the mirror.
Mai: Hey!
KAL: I also get something very very special! YUGI AND YAMI PLUSHIES!!!!! ^_____________________________________^ Okay now from Bandit Keith! For Mokuba enough common sense to allow him to not depend on Seto so much. For meeeeee a pair of x-ray glasses, a few photo's of Yami in that bathing suit, AND a voodoo doll along with easy to follow instructions on how to control and/or torture anyone I wish (step1: get piece of clothes or hair. Step2: stick pins in desired places for pain and/or bend arms and limbs for them to do the same. Step3: for change of personality or control of thoughts, whisper in ear.) Oh yeah! Yay yay!
All: thinking We're doomed!
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAL: ^_______^ For Yami a sense of humor and for Yugi a truckload of chocolate chip cookies and a doll made to look like Pegasus, only made of cookies! For Bakura, a 12 step program on how to control your Yami. For Seto, a regenerating army of chibi's who look like KAL and Yami. For Joey, your own millenium item made of toilet paper rolls, some duct tape, and an old shoe with bubble gum stuck to the bottom. For Honda, the remaints of your old hair. For Mai, smug begone (one spray turns anyone into a modest little do gooder.)! For Yami Bakura, a years subscription to "how to take over the world monthly." For everyone else, you get a chibi made to look like anyone you want. takes a deep breath Now from Cylestial Warrior! Everyone gets one wish (including meee!). Whatever they wish for they will get! (But it has to be an item, Yami Bakura can't ask for world domination) Yami, Yugi, Jou, and Bakura get two wishes because they're so cute! ^_^
Honda: No fair!
Joey: Ha ha I'm cute an your not! stops for a second and thinks AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M CUTE!!!
KAL: Oh man I think this whole story is gunna be on presents! Okay from vulpix104! A bracelet for Bakura, and an immunity necklace for either Yami, Yugi, Bakura or for me. It makes you not effected by stuff like the love spray and other stuff. Hmmmmmmm I think I'll give one to each of us! ^____________^ takes another deep breath Now from Shadow Realm Icse! Yugi gets a red car and a pair of black gloves and sunglasses and a box of cookies...Yami gets a blue car and a a pair of blue shades, a can of YamiBakuraBGone...Pegusaus gets a green dress and Mai gets the ugliest bikini ever...joey gets Friendship spray and a CD of his choice...Oh and yugi gets an I love KAL shirt ^_______^...Seto gets a black trenchcoat and a tight black sleeveless shirt and tight black leather pants. O.o Honda gets an ice cream sundae and Bakura gets a penny. Oh and here is ultra Chibi X Spray and ShadowRealm spray and PegasuasBGone and as much chocolate as I wish for! YAY!
Seto: How many presents are there!?
KAL: Don't ask! AAAAAAHHHHHHH! ALL THE PRESENTS!!!!! I never thought I'd get tired of presents! Actually I think it's just typing them all that I don't like. Anyway now from Sailor Tawna-mi! Actually all her presents are for meeeee!!! ^__^ Okay I get candy and soda, a set of Smart Darts( whoever it hits it makes him/her become smarter), a set of Moron Missles ( whoever it hits, it makes him/her dumber) and a Hypno-gem ( whoever looks at it will be under my power)! Thanks! Next is from Twill! For me a Sugar Butler that brings sugar and candy whenever and wherever I want it! ^___^. A large flyswatter for Yami Bakura, he needs some fun (for Seto use heh) A teddy for Yugi. Another can of "Instant Love" for me AND a can of "Chibi Maker"! Thanks! Okay sorry to anyone else but I think I need to get onto the commercials now! I mean I've got 3 pages full of presents!
Yami Bakura: Wow O.O!
KAL: Exactly! Okay before I begin I'd just like to say to all the people who have asked me to stop picking on Kaiba. I have one thing to say: IT'S- ALL-IN-GOOD-FUN!!!!! I mean come on here people my readers need satisfaction! They need the funnies! So I don't care if you put in a bad review cause I like it and it's not like I'm picking on him all the time! But since you are my readers I'll die it down a bit okay? So that's all I have to say about that subject.
All: O.o
KAL: OKAY! COMMERCIALS!!!!!
All: groan
KAL: Okay which one should I pick? Hmmmmmm. KawaiiBlackMoon asked me to do one on the Powerpuff girls movie but I haven't seen it so I'll do like the episodes (I barely watch the show). Okay who will be in this? Yami you're Bubbles.
Yami: WHAAAAAAA!!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KAL: Yami Bakura you're Blossom.
Yami B: Oh great!
KAL: And Seto you're Buttercup.
Seto: I thought you were gunna be nicer to me!
KAL: I am but that's who KawaiiBlueMoon wanted!
Seto: Grrrrr.
KAL: Okay everyone go get ready!
Hair designer guy: Should I drown ze Yami's hair?
KAL: Hai.
Yami's hair: NOOOOO! I'm drowning!
All: O.o
Joey: laughing head off Yami your hair's just too funny!
Yami: Tojikomeru! (shut up)
KAL: Okay everyone action!
~*~Powerpuff Girls thing take 1~*~
Narrator/KAL: The city of Townsville! The home of the Powerpuff Girls! Let's see what there doing now!
camera moves to Powerpuff Girls bedroom Yami's hair is wet and an little pigtails Yami B's hair has some orange juice in it and has a big red bow Seto's hair is died black and plastered to his face
Narrator/KAL: Why it looks like their sleeping! all of a sudden the sun comes up Why it's morning!
Yami, Yami B and Seto all wake up yawning
Professor/Honda: Girls it's time to wake up!
Yami B/Blossom: Coming!
all go downstairs here a ringing sound
Seto/Buttercup: picks up little phone Hello? Mayor?
Mayor/Yugi: It's horrible! The evil Mojo-jojo is terrorizing Townsville!
Seto/Buttercup: We're on out way! Come on girls! Trouble in Townsville!
all fly off still in pj's. are flying in the sky somehow in their clothes
Yami/Bubbles: It's Mojo-jojo!
Pegasus/Mojo-jojo: has a bucket on his head Ahhh hahahaha! I am Mojo- jojo! The evil monkey!
Yami B/Blossom: Give it up Mojo-jojo! We always beat you!
Pegasus/Mojo-jojo: We'll see about that!
Narrator/KAL: And so they fought. And it turned out the Powerpuff Girls were right. They always win! Okay that's it!
Yami: That's it!?
KAL: YES!!! I'm really tired!
Yami: Whatever!
KAL: Well sorry this was such a short and stupid chappie but it's really late and tomorrow is my mom's tanjoobi (birthday). So I gotta go make a card or sumting so see ya! Please review!
Joey: Yeah very busy readin other peoples stories.
KAL: SHUSH JOEY! I can read when I want! Also Hnilmik I so sorry I spelled your name wrong! Now more presents! ^______^ Okay from Lil Washu everyone gets a cute little blue sailor outfit (the kind sailors wear) and a dental and fitness plan cause of all that sugar and caffine! For Pegasus (guess I'll have to give his present to Sailor Tawna-mi) a hookers outfit complete with fishnet stockings.
All: O.o
KAL: For Kaiba uuuhhh something better to do than to torture Yami. Something like tennis?
Seto: O.O
Yami: ^______^
KAL: For Mokuba a puppy!
Mokuba: Yay yay I got a puppy big brother! ^______^
Seto: O.o thinking Great I'll be the one to clean up after it.
KAL: For Mai a new bikini and a dressing room to try it on.
Mai: FINALLY! runs into change room
KAL: And for Joey looks at review O.O AH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA! Joey you get a key to Mai's dressing room!
Joey: Awww right! runs to dressing room can hear Mai screaming Joey comes back with a huge bump on his head
KAL: And for Honda a map containing the route to the only Honda-rabid-fan- girl club in existence. You mean there's only one?
Honda: ALL RIGHT!! Here I come fans!!!
KAL: O.o okay next is from Yami Mau! For me one can of any kind of soft drink you want, but the cool part is that when it's empty, it refills itself an unlimited amount of times! YAY! And for Seto a wooden sword to protect himself and a one way trip to the Shadow Realm.
Seto: O.o
KAL: For Yugi a cookie that does the same thing my drink does.
Yugi: YAY YAY!!!!! ^__________________________^ eats the cookie and it appears again
KAL: For Yami a picture of you that Yami Mau drew (It's really good I promise ^^), and a Duel monsters deck of Dark Magicians and Black Pendants.
Yami: OH YEAH! Kaiba! Let's duel!!!
KAL: O.o For Bakura a kitten and ten change of hearts.
Bakura: Yay a kitten! What are change of hearts?
KAL: I have no idea. For Yami Bakura, Yami Mau's undying admiration and love, and an invitation to dinner with her! You better not disagree or else she'll make you look like Pegasus!!!
Yami Bakura: O.O thinking Do I wanna look like Pegasus? No! NO I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE PEGASUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! out loud I accept but only after this commercial.
KAL: Agreed. Next gifts from Angel! (sorry Angel I dunno how to do those cool things before and after your name) For meeeee more love spray! ^______^ A baka staff (Angel wants this to be used on Kaiba) and Ultimate Pest-B-Gone! YAY ^_______^ For Yugi a teddy bear!!!
Yugi: ^____________________________________^ snuggles up to teddy
KAL: KAWAII!!!!! For Kaiba a dollar. For Mokuba five dollars.
Seto: Hey! Why does Mokuba get five and me only one?
KAL: Don't ask me ask Angel! For Yami Bakura chill pills, and for Bakura a teddy. For Joey an extra video recorder thing and for Anzu some hairspray. For Honda $10 and Mai gets a good look in the mirror.
Mai: Hey!
KAL: I also get something very very special! YUGI AND YAMI PLUSHIES!!!!! ^_____________________________________^ Okay now from Bandit Keith! For Mokuba enough common sense to allow him to not depend on Seto so much. For meeeeee a pair of x-ray glasses, a few photo's of Yami in that bathing suit, AND a voodoo doll along with easy to follow instructions on how to control and/or torture anyone I wish (step1: get piece of clothes or hair. Step2: stick pins in desired places for pain and/or bend arms and limbs for them to do the same. Step3: for change of personality or control of thoughts, whisper in ear.) Oh yeah! Yay yay!
All: thinking We're doomed!
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAL: ^_______^ For Yami a sense of humor and for Yugi a truckload of chocolate chip cookies and a doll made to look like Pegasus, only made of cookies! For Bakura, a 12 step program on how to control your Yami. For Seto, a regenerating army of chibi's who look like KAL and Yami. For Joey, your own millenium item made of toilet paper rolls, some duct tape, and an old shoe with bubble gum stuck to the bottom. For Honda, the remaints of your old hair. For Mai, smug begone (one spray turns anyone into a modest little do gooder.)! For Yami Bakura, a years subscription to "how to take over the world monthly." For everyone else, you get a chibi made to look like anyone you want. takes a deep breath Now from Cylestial Warrior! Everyone gets one wish (including meee!). Whatever they wish for they will get! (But it has to be an item, Yami Bakura can't ask for world domination) Yami, Yugi, Jou, and Bakura get two wishes because they're so cute! ^_^
Honda: No fair!
Joey: Ha ha I'm cute an your not! stops for a second and thinks AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M CUTE!!!
KAL: Oh man I think this whole story is gunna be on presents! Okay from vulpix104! A bracelet for Bakura, and an immunity necklace for either Yami, Yugi, Bakura or for me. It makes you not effected by stuff like the love spray and other stuff. Hmmmmmmm I think I'll give one to each of us! ^____________^ takes another deep breath Now from Shadow Realm Icse! Yugi gets a red car and a pair of black gloves and sunglasses and a box of cookies...Yami gets a blue car and a a pair of blue shades, a can of YamiBakuraBGone...Pegusaus gets a green dress and Mai gets the ugliest bikini ever...joey gets Friendship spray and a CD of his choice...Oh and yugi gets an I love KAL shirt ^_______^...Seto gets a black trenchcoat and a tight black sleeveless shirt and tight black leather pants. O.o Honda gets an ice cream sundae and Bakura gets a penny. Oh and here is ultra Chibi X Spray and ShadowRealm spray and PegasuasBGone and as much chocolate as I wish for! YAY!
Seto: How many presents are there!?
KAL: Don't ask! AAAAAAHHHHHHH! ALL THE PRESENTS!!!!! I never thought I'd get tired of presents! Actually I think it's just typing them all that I don't like. Anyway now from Sailor Tawna-mi! Actually all her presents are for meeeee!!! ^__^ Okay I get candy and soda, a set of Smart Darts( whoever it hits it makes him/her become smarter), a set of Moron Missles ( whoever it hits, it makes him/her dumber) and a Hypno-gem ( whoever looks at it will be under my power)! Thanks! Next is from Twill! For me a Sugar Butler that brings sugar and candy whenever and wherever I want it! ^___^. A large flyswatter for Yami Bakura, he needs some fun (for Seto use heh) A teddy for Yugi. Another can of "Instant Love" for me AND a can of "Chibi Maker"! Thanks! Okay sorry to anyone else but I think I need to get onto the commercials now! I mean I've got 3 pages full of presents!
Yami Bakura: Wow O.O!
KAL: Exactly! Okay before I begin I'd just like to say to all the people who have asked me to stop picking on Kaiba. I have one thing to say: IT'S- ALL-IN-GOOD-FUN!!!!! I mean come on here people my readers need satisfaction! They need the funnies! So I don't care if you put in a bad review cause I like it and it's not like I'm picking on him all the time! But since you are my readers I'll die it down a bit okay? So that's all I have to say about that subject.
All: O.o
KAL: OKAY! COMMERCIALS!!!!!
All: groan
KAL: Okay which one should I pick? Hmmmmmm. KawaiiBlackMoon asked me to do one on the Powerpuff girls movie but I haven't seen it so I'll do like the episodes (I barely watch the show). Okay who will be in this? Yami you're Bubbles.
Yami: WHAAAAAAA!!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KAL: Yami Bakura you're Blossom.
Yami B: Oh great!
KAL: And Seto you're Buttercup.
Seto: I thought you were gunna be nicer to me!
KAL: I am but that's who KawaiiBlueMoon wanted!
Seto: Grrrrr.
KAL: Okay everyone go get ready!
Hair designer guy: Should I drown ze Yami's hair?
KAL: Hai.
Yami's hair: NOOOOO! I'm drowning!
All: O.o
Joey: laughing head off Yami your hair's just too funny!
Yami: Tojikomeru! (shut up)
KAL: Okay everyone action!
~*~Powerpuff Girls thing take 1~*~
Narrator/KAL: The city of Townsville! The home of the Powerpuff Girls! Let's see what there doing now!
camera moves to Powerpuff Girls bedroom Yami's hair is wet and an little pigtails Yami B's hair has some orange juice in it and has a big red bow Seto's hair is died black and plastered to his face
Narrator/KAL: Why it looks like their sleeping! all of a sudden the sun comes up Why it's morning!
Yami, Yami B and Seto all wake up yawning
Professor/Honda: Girls it's time to wake up!
Yami B/Blossom: Coming!
all go downstairs here a ringing sound
Seto/Buttercup: picks up little phone Hello? Mayor?
Mayor/Yugi: It's horrible! The evil Mojo-jojo is terrorizing Townsville!
Seto/Buttercup: We're on out way! Come on girls! Trouble in Townsville!
all fly off still in pj's. are flying in the sky somehow in their clothes
Yami/Bubbles: It's Mojo-jojo!
Pegasus/Mojo-jojo: has a bucket on his head Ahhh hahahaha! I am Mojo- jojo! The evil monkey!
Yami B/Blossom: Give it up Mojo-jojo! We always beat you!
Pegasus/Mojo-jojo: We'll see about that!
Narrator/KAL: And so they fought. And it turned out the Powerpuff Girls were right. They always win! Okay that's it!
Yami: That's it!?
KAL: YES!!! I'm really tired!
Yami: Whatever!
KAL: Well sorry this was such a short and stupid chappie but it's really late and tomorrow is my mom's tanjoobi (birthday). So I gotta go make a card or sumting so see ya! Please review!