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Chapter 5 Flitwick, Fang and Dubledore's Speech
As the school assembled in the Great Hall for breakfast, they were all treated to some very unwelcome news.
Proffesor Dumbledore had made his speech.
"This is perhaps my last day here at Hogwarts, though i am sure after misunderstandings are overcome, i will return" he had said "I do not wish to alarm any one by proclaiming that Lord Voldemort is back...i merely do not wish to hide the truth from you."
The hall was silent. Every student looking at Dumbledore
"However" he continued "The Ministry of Magic feels the need for me to step down as headmaster of Hogwarts and therefore i shall step down. But as i have said before, i will only truly have left the school when none here are loyal to me. Help will be given at Hogwarts to those who need it..."
"Oh no!" said Hermione "They cant do this!"
"They always do this" said Ron "Even in the second year when we were in peril, they dismissed Dumbledore"
"Yes but why? Last time it was Lucius Malfoy's work..." said Harry
"Maybe they want to keep all this Voldemort business quiet" said Hermione matter-of-factly.
"The worst part is that people from different houses are getting exchanged" said Harry
"Yeah so there is a lot of confusion in the common rooms." said Ron
That Evening, The Gryffindor common room was in an uproar. Parvati/Neville was sitting in a corner and wailing like a baby because someone had told her there was no counter curse. Dean/Hannah was flirting with Lavender, which was causing Fred/Angelina, Ginny and George to be in a state of uproarious laughter throughout the evening. In a corner, Harry, Ron and Hermione, just like the rest of the unexchanged people, were talking about the exchanges.
"We have to tell a teacher! Who do you think we should tell???" asked Hermione.
"That's easy! Prof. Dumbledore!" said Ron
"We Cant." Said Harry
"Why not??"
"Mc Gonnagall's filling in for him, remember? He's not our headmaster anymore." said Harry sadly
"So should we tell Professor McGonnagal?" asked Ron.
"No wait! I have a better idea.." Said Hermione and led them out of the common room.
* * * *
Professor Snape sat in his office, pondering about his alarming experience in the last few days before he returned to Hogwarts.
Voldemort wanted to recruit his forces! And he wanted to capture as many Aurours he could so that he could carry out his plans with ease.
Snape felt an unexplainable drowsiness come over him and he fell asleep.
* * * *
Hermione, Ron and Harry were making their way to the staff room. Hermione opened the door.
"May we come in, professor?" she asked
"Yes, Yes. Come in." he said
"Professor...we wanted to talk to you about all these exchanges."
"Yes, Miss Granger? But why did you come to me?"
"Sir, it's a Charm, isn't it? That changes personalities?"
"Yes. It is. But I am sworn to secrecy and I can't tell you anything."
"Sworn to secrecy? By who?" asked Ron
Professor Flitwick looked up with unblinking eyes. "I cannot say."
"So you know who's been doing this? Why?" said Harry
"Well it's for a good cause" said Proffessor Flitwick "But that's about all i can tell you"
* * * *
Professor Snape woke up with a start. He didn't know what had woken him, but he had been having a very bad dream.
He looked around him. He wasn't in his office anymore. He looked around and suddenly realized where he was...in Hagrids cabin!
'The Exchanges!' He thought. 'Does this mean I'm Hagrid?'
He looked down and had the greatest shock ever. He wasn't Hagrid! He was Fang!
A/N: This story is supposed to be HUMOR! so dont sue me if its stupid.
Chapter 5 Flitwick, Fang and Dubledore's Speech
As the school assembled in the Great Hall for breakfast, they were all treated to some very unwelcome news.
Proffesor Dumbledore had made his speech.
"This is perhaps my last day here at Hogwarts, though i am sure after misunderstandings are overcome, i will return" he had said "I do not wish to alarm any one by proclaiming that Lord Voldemort is back...i merely do not wish to hide the truth from you."
The hall was silent. Every student looking at Dumbledore
"However" he continued "The Ministry of Magic feels the need for me to step down as headmaster of Hogwarts and therefore i shall step down. But as i have said before, i will only truly have left the school when none here are loyal to me. Help will be given at Hogwarts to those who need it..."
"Oh no!" said Hermione "They cant do this!"
"They always do this" said Ron "Even in the second year when we were in peril, they dismissed Dumbledore"
"Yes but why? Last time it was Lucius Malfoy's work..." said Harry
"Maybe they want to keep all this Voldemort business quiet" said Hermione matter-of-factly.
"The worst part is that people from different houses are getting exchanged" said Harry
"Yeah so there is a lot of confusion in the common rooms." said Ron
That Evening, The Gryffindor common room was in an uproar. Parvati/Neville was sitting in a corner and wailing like a baby because someone had told her there was no counter curse. Dean/Hannah was flirting with Lavender, which was causing Fred/Angelina, Ginny and George to be in a state of uproarious laughter throughout the evening. In a corner, Harry, Ron and Hermione, just like the rest of the unexchanged people, were talking about the exchanges.
"We have to tell a teacher! Who do you think we should tell???" asked Hermione.
"That's easy! Prof. Dumbledore!" said Ron
"We Cant." Said Harry
"Why not??"
"Mc Gonnagall's filling in for him, remember? He's not our headmaster anymore." said Harry sadly
"So should we tell Professor McGonnagal?" asked Ron.
"No wait! I have a better idea.." Said Hermione and led them out of the common room.
* * * *
Professor Snape sat in his office, pondering about his alarming experience in the last few days before he returned to Hogwarts.
Voldemort wanted to recruit his forces! And he wanted to capture as many Aurours he could so that he could carry out his plans with ease.
Snape felt an unexplainable drowsiness come over him and he fell asleep.
* * * *
Hermione, Ron and Harry were making their way to the staff room. Hermione opened the door.
"May we come in, professor?" she asked
"Yes, Yes. Come in." he said
"Professor...we wanted to talk to you about all these exchanges."
"Yes, Miss Granger? But why did you come to me?"
"Sir, it's a Charm, isn't it? That changes personalities?"
"Yes. It is. But I am sworn to secrecy and I can't tell you anything."
"Sworn to secrecy? By who?" asked Ron
Professor Flitwick looked up with unblinking eyes. "I cannot say."
"So you know who's been doing this? Why?" said Harry
"Well it's for a good cause" said Proffessor Flitwick "But that's about all i can tell you"
* * * *
Professor Snape woke up with a start. He didn't know what had woken him, but he had been having a very bad dream.
He looked around him. He wasn't in his office anymore. He looked around and suddenly realized where he was...in Hagrids cabin!
'The Exchanges!' He thought. 'Does this mean I'm Hagrid?'
He looked down and had the greatest shock ever. He wasn't Hagrid! He was Fang!
A/N: This story is supposed to be HUMOR! so dont sue me if its stupid.