CHAPTER 6 Various Scenes

Hermione was so frustrated!

She sighed and looked down. Now she'd have to change and have a bath with her eyes closed! She couldn't bear to do what Parvati and Neville were doing! They weren't changing or having baths!

She hoped Ron wouldn't look while he was changing.but then again, who could trust Ron??

For Hermione and Ron had exchanged places, just as mysteriously as the rest of the Hogwarts gang.

Hermione sighed and decided to go and talk to Ron. She wondered how weird it would be to be talking to Ron in her body!

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Snape/Fang sat up in Hagrids cabin

'Ugh! How disgusting! I'm drooling!' he thought.

"Come here Fang," called Sirius/Hagrid.

"No Hagrid! I will not!"

"Wow! I didn't know that Hagrid's dog could talk! Cool!" thought Sirius aloud.

"No! It's me...Professor Snape!"

"Now Now Fang! Dont call Snape a dog...Dog's are pretty nice creatures...unlike Snape"

"Shut up, Whoever you are!" said Snape/Fang "Hagrid's dog cant talk!"

"Oh! Snape? Ah it is you! So you've..."

"I've interchanged! But so have you! You're not Hagrid either are you?"

"No I'm not"

"Then who are you?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out"

"Grrr" said Snape

"Good" Laughed Sirius/Hagrid "Practice being a Dog"

* * * *

Fang/Snape found himself in a strange office into which he had never been. 'Arf' he thought lazily. He didn't care where he was so long as it was warm. The door to Snape's office opened and in came Professor Sprout. "Severus, may I have a word with you?" (A/N: Remember : Fang is in SNAPE's body)

"Woof Woof Woof!" said Fang/Snape and bounded up to Prof. Sprout on all fours with his tongue hanging out.

A very alarmed Prof. Sprout retreated from the room, thinking that Prof. Snape had finally lost his marbles.

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"Ron" said Hermione/Ron

"Yeh?" answered Ron/Hermione

"Ok..straight to the point. Can you not look down, when you're changing? Or when you're in the shower?

"I'm making no promises!" said a mischievous Ron/Hermione

"Ok..then I'll just do the same.I'm making no promises either." Said Hermione/Ron "No..No..its alright! I promise!" Ron/Hermione

"Good!" said Hermione/Ron and retreated with a victorious smile on her face.

* * * *

Where's Albus Dumbledore when you need him?" asked a very irritated Prof McGonnagol/Prof Sinistra.

"I know what you mean, Minerva. I hate being a ghost!" said a troubled Madam Hooch/Prof. Binns

"You're the Deputy Head. Professor. Cant you do something for us?" asked Lee Jordan/Nearly Headless Nick.

"Sorry, Jordan. This is out of my hands."

"But."

"No Buts!"

* * * *

Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking towards the dormitories after dinner, when who should they meet but their archenemy Draco Malfoy.

"Harry! Ron!" cried Draco when he saw them.

"What do you want, Malfoy?"

"Its not Malfoy! It me! Ginny!"

"What??? You've interchanged with.."

"Weasly! I'm stuck in your sisters body!" complained Draco/Ginny walking up to the gang.

"Oh boy! What a day this has been!' thought Hermione/Ron.

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"Snape...would you like to be fed?" asked Sirius, mischievously holding out a dish of dog food."

"As soon as you tell me who you are, I'm going to kill you!" growled Snape.

* * * *

"Dumbledore's Back!" Said the Head Girl, Alicia Snippet/Goyle, bursting into the common room in a joyous state.

"YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY!" rejoiced Gryffindor...finally...Dumbledore would be able to stop the madness!

A/N: Yes yes I know! It's LAME! But Whatever!