KAL: breathing heavily I am about ready to fly over to Ontario and KILL
all the people who work for YTV!!!
Tsuki: Calm down aibou!!!
KAL: NEVER!!!!! I DEMAND NEW YU-GI-OH EPISODES!!!!!!!
All: O.o
KAL: I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!!!
All: back away
KAL: stops breathing heavily Hello readers and welcome to another chapter of craziness.
All: sweatdrop
KAL: Now before we begin I have an announcement!
Yami: -_- Nani (what) now?
KAL: Imaya (now), imaya Yami! You wait. A person who's been email me has given me a great idea! You see she asked if she could go on a Blind Date with Yami!
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
KAL: But that gave me an idea! How about we have a Blind Date special? All I want from you guys is tell me who you want to go on a date with. That includes any Duel Monster (Celtic Guardian ^_____^) and Malik, Isis, Bandit Keith (the character), Weevil, Pegasus (yes Pegasus), and any other character you can think of. So that'll be on the next chappie and I can't promise I'll get everybody but I'll try! You can tell me what you want and where to go by emailing me or reviewing.
All: O.O
Tsuki: pointing at Yami and laughing her but off
KAL: Oh yes and Tsuki too. Anybody you want!
Seto: What about you?
KAL: O.O I uhhhhhhh I dunno!!! Nobody would want to go with me anyway!!! He he he!!!
Tsuki: O.O
Lunar: appears from nowhere I WANT TSUKI!!!!!!
Shikonjewel: appears I TOLD YOU NOT TO APPEAR WITHOUT ASKING!!!!!
Lunar: I wanted to see Tsuki!
Shikonjewel: grabs Lunar and pushes him into reviewer room
All: O.O
Shikonjewel: ^___^ bows I am terribly sorry about that. looks at Malik HI MALIK!!!!!
Malik: O.o
Shikonjewel: Ta, ta!! walks into reviewer room
KAL: Okay! ^___^ Onto the commercial!!! If they won't make new episodes I'll just have to make a new chappie!!
All: groan
KAL: Okay let's see which to pick. . . Oh wait!! Kage-Shadow-of-Darkness wants a duel with Bakura and Malik. Hee hee. This should be good.
Malik: NANI!!!!! I didn't agree to some fuc-
KAL: Great! Let's get started shall we? Let's welcome Shadow and Kage!!!
Kage: Okay! Now my Yami wants a duel.
KAL: OH OH OH!!! ^___________^ Make her do her opening thing!! That's so cool!!!
All: O.o
Yugi: Opening?
Shadow: glares but still jumps onto the branch of a tree that appears puts on her best death glare and leans against the main body of the tree, right foot over left, arms crossed Whistles loudly, which would catch the attention of the enemy and draw it to her As much as I enjoy this show, I'm afraid that for hurting innocents, I'm going to have to kick your a**. As for who I am, many know me as the senshi of demise, but I only betray evil and imposters. I am Sailor Shadow, the hidden warrior with the powers of the night, darkness, and shadows. Don't bother remembering my name, for I doubt you'll live through this fight. Omae o korosu (I will kill you), Malik and Yami Bakura.
All: O.O
Bakura: whimpers
KAL: ^______^ I LOVE CHARCTERS LIKE THAT!!! THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO COOL!!
Kage: nods approvingly She's the best.
Joey: Darn right she is!!!
Yugi: She's so cool!!! looks down and sees Malik huddling behind him What are you doing?
Malik: blinks stands up quickly and grabs Yugi's hands twists them and stands behind him Ha!!! I have a human shield!!
Yugi: Ow!! That hurts Malik stop it!!!
KAL: O.O Omae o korosu Malik!!! lungs and starts punching Malik
Yami joins in and then Shadow and soon everyone (even reviewers) are punching Malik
Yami: HOW DARE YOU hurt my aibou!?!?!
Malik: @.@
KAL: HA!!!!! Hey I like saying that. Omae o korosu. So cool!!!!!
All: sweatdrop
KAL: Ahem. Let the duel begin! We will start with ummmmm Malik. Actually he isn't looking too good right now so Bakura your up.
Bakura: spits I won't be beaten by some silly girl.
Shadow: growl I'll show you some girl! kicks Bakura in the face
Bakura: falls down with swirls in his eyes
All: O.o
Yugi: If I'd of known he was so weak I'd have done that myself.
Ryou: Me too.
KAL: O.o Uhhh. Okay well I guess your up Malik!
Malik: gets up dizzily Owwww.
Shadow: Big baby.
Joey: Darn right!!
Mai: hits Joey with her mallet Stop it!!
Joey: holds head with tears in eyes Owwwww.
KAL: Ahem shouldn't you be fighting?
Malik: Sure whatever.
Shadow: Hn (fine).
Seto: Does she say "hn" all the time?
Kage: Yep!!
All: O.o
KAL: COOL!!!!!
Seto: God tojikomeru (shut up) KAL!!!
KAL: Seto I think it is you who should shut up.
Seto: Nani (what)?
KAL: grows 10 feet tall I SAID SHUT UP!!
Seto: shrinks down Okay.
Shadow: uses one swift movement to defeat Malik Hn (take that).
Malik: @_@
KAL: GIRLS RULE!!
Seto: No guys rule.
KAL: Girls!
Seto: Guys!
KAL: Girls!
Yami: Stop it! Now KAL, we all know guys are better. There's no need to be jealous.
Girls: fuming
Yugi: Uhhhhh Yami you shouldn't make a girl mad.
Joey: Yeah dey get so many mood swings!
Mai: whacks Joey again TOJIKOMERU!!!!!!
KAL: use's her AUTHORESS POWER strange echo on Yami HOW RUDE!!!!!
Mokuba: x_x My ears!!!
KAL: COMMERCIAL!!!!!!
All: groan
Yugi: Thanks a lot Yami.
Yami: Tojikomeru.
Yugi: smirks
KAL: I've decided to use TnM aka Touya miko's idea for a commercial. It's on cereal! Yugi, Yami congratulations!! You will be in this commercial!!
Yami: -_- Oh brother.
Yugi: Yay!!
KAL: TnM aka Touya no miko has come up with the whole thing but I'll just add a few things myself! Okay let's get started!!
~*~Cereal commercial take 1~*~
Yugi: eating cereal Hi! I'm Yugi and I'm eating this delicious cereal called Yugi O's! It has little O's covered with sugar and they have marshmallow bits of your favorite Yu-gi-oh character! Even my Yami likes 'em!
Yami: playing with a Kaiba marshmallow Mwahahahahahahahaa!!! Bow down before me Kaiba! makes a high pitched voice and pretends it's the Kaiba marshmallow talking Oh no! Don't eat me,Great Yami! normal voice Too late! high pitched voice AAAAAHHH! No!!! eats it Mwahahahaha!!! Nobody can stop me I must eat all the marshmallows or be eaten! Mwahhahahaha!!! reaches in the box and fish outs a Pegasus marshmallow AAAAHHH!!! It's the cereal's queen! Must kill! bites it head offMwahahahaha-coughs!! Ugh! Yuck!!! What is this!?! Pegasus tastes like crap!! Oh Ra, save me!!! WATER!!!!!! starts choking HELP!!!
Yugi: Uh...So go buy a box of Yugi O's! At a store near you!
Yami: recovers I am the king of the cereal! Mwahahahaha!!! Man I'm full.
Yugi: walks over to cereal Uhhhh. .Yami why did you leave all the Isis marshmallows?
Yami: turns red I uhhhhh haven't had a chance to eat them all!! Yeah!! AH HAHAHAHAAAAA!!! YAM MAN!!!!!
Yugi: O.o
KAL: Then can I eat them!?!?!
Yami: O.O NO!!! grabs the marshmallows MY DEAR ISIS, I'LL SAVE YOU!!! runs out screaming
KAL: O.o
Yugi: I already knew. He talks in his sleep.
KAL: frowns What does he say about me?!?!
Yugi: Uhhhhhhhh.
KAL: growls TELL ME!!!!!!
Yugi: Nothing. starts running
KAL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! starts chasing him
Kage: Ummmmm I guess that's it. So I'll be off now! Gotta get ready for the Blind date!! Hee hee!!!!! ^_______^
Joey: Darn right!!!
Tsuki: Calm down aibou!!!
KAL: NEVER!!!!! I DEMAND NEW YU-GI-OH EPISODES!!!!!!!
All: O.o
KAL: I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!!!
All: back away
KAL: stops breathing heavily Hello readers and welcome to another chapter of craziness.
All: sweatdrop
KAL: Now before we begin I have an announcement!
Yami: -_- Nani (what) now?
KAL: Imaya (now), imaya Yami! You wait. A person who's been email me has given me a great idea! You see she asked if she could go on a Blind Date with Yami!
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
KAL: But that gave me an idea! How about we have a Blind Date special? All I want from you guys is tell me who you want to go on a date with. That includes any Duel Monster (Celtic Guardian ^_____^) and Malik, Isis, Bandit Keith (the character), Weevil, Pegasus (yes Pegasus), and any other character you can think of. So that'll be on the next chappie and I can't promise I'll get everybody but I'll try! You can tell me what you want and where to go by emailing me or reviewing.
All: O.O
Tsuki: pointing at Yami and laughing her but off
KAL: Oh yes and Tsuki too. Anybody you want!
Seto: What about you?
KAL: O.O I uhhhhhhh I dunno!!! Nobody would want to go with me anyway!!! He he he!!!
Tsuki: O.O
Lunar: appears from nowhere I WANT TSUKI!!!!!!
Shikonjewel: appears I TOLD YOU NOT TO APPEAR WITHOUT ASKING!!!!!
Lunar: I wanted to see Tsuki!
Shikonjewel: grabs Lunar and pushes him into reviewer room
All: O.O
Shikonjewel: ^___^ bows I am terribly sorry about that. looks at Malik HI MALIK!!!!!
Malik: O.o
Shikonjewel: Ta, ta!! walks into reviewer room
KAL: Okay! ^___^ Onto the commercial!!! If they won't make new episodes I'll just have to make a new chappie!!
All: groan
KAL: Okay let's see which to pick. . . Oh wait!! Kage-Shadow-of-Darkness wants a duel with Bakura and Malik. Hee hee. This should be good.
Malik: NANI!!!!! I didn't agree to some fuc-
KAL: Great! Let's get started shall we? Let's welcome Shadow and Kage!!!
Kage: Okay! Now my Yami wants a duel.
KAL: OH OH OH!!! ^___________^ Make her do her opening thing!! That's so cool!!!
All: O.o
Yugi: Opening?
Shadow: glares but still jumps onto the branch of a tree that appears puts on her best death glare and leans against the main body of the tree, right foot over left, arms crossed Whistles loudly, which would catch the attention of the enemy and draw it to her As much as I enjoy this show, I'm afraid that for hurting innocents, I'm going to have to kick your a**. As for who I am, many know me as the senshi of demise, but I only betray evil and imposters. I am Sailor Shadow, the hidden warrior with the powers of the night, darkness, and shadows. Don't bother remembering my name, for I doubt you'll live through this fight. Omae o korosu (I will kill you), Malik and Yami Bakura.
All: O.O
Bakura: whimpers
KAL: ^______^ I LOVE CHARCTERS LIKE THAT!!! THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO COOL!!
Kage: nods approvingly She's the best.
Joey: Darn right she is!!!
Yugi: She's so cool!!! looks down and sees Malik huddling behind him What are you doing?
Malik: blinks stands up quickly and grabs Yugi's hands twists them and stands behind him Ha!!! I have a human shield!!
Yugi: Ow!! That hurts Malik stop it!!!
KAL: O.O Omae o korosu Malik!!! lungs and starts punching Malik
Yami joins in and then Shadow and soon everyone (even reviewers) are punching Malik
Yami: HOW DARE YOU hurt my aibou!?!?!
Malik: @.@
KAL: HA!!!!! Hey I like saying that. Omae o korosu. So cool!!!!!
All: sweatdrop
KAL: Ahem. Let the duel begin! We will start with ummmmm Malik. Actually he isn't looking too good right now so Bakura your up.
Bakura: spits I won't be beaten by some silly girl.
Shadow: growl I'll show you some girl! kicks Bakura in the face
Bakura: falls down with swirls in his eyes
All: O.o
Yugi: If I'd of known he was so weak I'd have done that myself.
Ryou: Me too.
KAL: O.o Uhhh. Okay well I guess your up Malik!
Malik: gets up dizzily Owwww.
Shadow: Big baby.
Joey: Darn right!!
Mai: hits Joey with her mallet Stop it!!
Joey: holds head with tears in eyes Owwwww.
KAL: Ahem shouldn't you be fighting?
Malik: Sure whatever.
Shadow: Hn (fine).
Seto: Does she say "hn" all the time?
Kage: Yep!!
All: O.o
KAL: COOL!!!!!
Seto: God tojikomeru (shut up) KAL!!!
KAL: Seto I think it is you who should shut up.
Seto: Nani (what)?
KAL: grows 10 feet tall I SAID SHUT UP!!
Seto: shrinks down Okay.
Shadow: uses one swift movement to defeat Malik Hn (take that).
Malik: @_@
KAL: GIRLS RULE!!
Seto: No guys rule.
KAL: Girls!
Seto: Guys!
KAL: Girls!
Yami: Stop it! Now KAL, we all know guys are better. There's no need to be jealous.
Girls: fuming
Yugi: Uhhhhh Yami you shouldn't make a girl mad.
Joey: Yeah dey get so many mood swings!
Mai: whacks Joey again TOJIKOMERU!!!!!!
KAL: use's her AUTHORESS POWER strange echo on Yami HOW RUDE!!!!!
Mokuba: x_x My ears!!!
KAL: COMMERCIAL!!!!!!
All: groan
Yugi: Thanks a lot Yami.
Yami: Tojikomeru.
Yugi: smirks
KAL: I've decided to use TnM aka Touya miko's idea for a commercial. It's on cereal! Yugi, Yami congratulations!! You will be in this commercial!!
Yami: -_- Oh brother.
Yugi: Yay!!
KAL: TnM aka Touya no miko has come up with the whole thing but I'll just add a few things myself! Okay let's get started!!
~*~Cereal commercial take 1~*~
Yugi: eating cereal Hi! I'm Yugi and I'm eating this delicious cereal called Yugi O's! It has little O's covered with sugar and they have marshmallow bits of your favorite Yu-gi-oh character! Even my Yami likes 'em!
Yami: playing with a Kaiba marshmallow Mwahahahahahahahaa!!! Bow down before me Kaiba! makes a high pitched voice and pretends it's the Kaiba marshmallow talking Oh no! Don't eat me,Great Yami! normal voice Too late! high pitched voice AAAAAHHH! No!!! eats it Mwahahahaha!!! Nobody can stop me I must eat all the marshmallows or be eaten! Mwahhahahaha!!! reaches in the box and fish outs a Pegasus marshmallow AAAAHHH!!! It's the cereal's queen! Must kill! bites it head offMwahahahaha-coughs!! Ugh! Yuck!!! What is this!?! Pegasus tastes like crap!! Oh Ra, save me!!! WATER!!!!!! starts choking HELP!!!
Yugi: Uh...So go buy a box of Yugi O's! At a store near you!
Yami: recovers I am the king of the cereal! Mwahahahaha!!! Man I'm full.
Yugi: walks over to cereal Uhhhh. .Yami why did you leave all the Isis marshmallows?
Yami: turns red I uhhhhh haven't had a chance to eat them all!! Yeah!! AH HAHAHAHAAAAA!!! YAM MAN!!!!!
Yugi: O.o
KAL: Then can I eat them!?!?!
Yami: O.O NO!!! grabs the marshmallows MY DEAR ISIS, I'LL SAVE YOU!!! runs out screaming
KAL: O.o
Yugi: I already knew. He talks in his sleep.
KAL: frowns What does he say about me?!?!
Yugi: Uhhhhhhhh.
KAL: growls TELL ME!!!!!!
Yugi: Nothing. starts running
KAL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! starts chasing him
Kage: Ummmmm I guess that's it. So I'll be off now! Gotta get ready for the Blind date!! Hee hee!!!!! ^_______^
Joey: Darn right!!!