KAL: KONNICHIWA MINNA-SAN!!!!! I'm baaaaacckkk!!!
All: groan
Ryou: I thought we were free of her.
Bakura: Proves dreams never come true.
KAL: sticks her tongue out at Bakura Now today I have a special chappie for all of you!!!
Reviewers: YAY!!!!!
KAL: As promised I am doing a chappie on Blind Date the t.v. show. Now for those of you who don't know what it is, it's a dating show.
All: sweatdrop
KAL: We have a small problem. One of the reasons I took so long to put up a new chapter (besides all the piles of homework and exams to study for) is because not many people asked to go out with the characters!! And all the ones who did all seemed to pick the same people. Which means that a lot of the cast don't have dates. And some have a particularly large amount of dates.
Honda: Awww man I feel bad for you people!! I stole all the dates!! I'm telling you I'm a love magnet!!
All: O.o sweatdrop
KAL: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU HONDA!!!
Honda: screams like a girl
KAL: Here are the people with no dates: Honda, Mai, Anzu, Joey (KAL: sigh) Pegasus, Bandit Keith and me!! HEE HEE!!! Okay so go away people so I can get started.
Honda: pouts Humph! Fine! C'mon Mokuba let's go get our lingerie and dance!
Mokuba: Uhhhhh Honda. My name wasn't called.
Honda: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BEATEN BY A LITTLE KID!!!
Joey: I'll be with ya Hoonnda!!!
Honda: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! runs away
Joey: starts running after him Come back we have so much to talk about!!!
Mai: . . . had fainted
Anzu: growls and drags Mai away
Bandit Keith: I don't need no stupid date! They're all f-
KAL: starts pushing him away BYE BYE!!!!! Now again before we begin . . Joshua . . shut up. If you don't like it don't read it! That doesn't give you the right to flame me!! So if you don't like it don't read it! It's your choice. No one's making you read!
Yami: whispering to Yugi Another flame about Kaiba.
Yugi: What did this one say?
Yami: blinks I dunno.
Yugi: THEN HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ABOUT KAIBA!?!?!?!
All: stare
Yugi: Oops.
KAL: Ahem. Okay now go get ready! walks over to the stage Welcome ladies and gentlemen!! Here is a special addition of Blind Date!! Today we have the Yu-Gi-Oh cast going on blind dates with the reviewers!! Let's begin shall we? turns to face another camera Now first off we have Ambivalent Angel on a date with Ryou! two little bubbles appear with a picture of one in each look at Ryou's bio Ryou is a 16 year old (he is 16 right?) and he loves Duel Monsters! He has an evil yami and he gets beat up all the time. He has a British accent. KAL bursts out laughing Okay let's take a look shall we?
You see Ryou walking down the street with a big bouquet of Duel Monster cards and looking really nervous
Ryou: talking to himself I can do this, I can do this. looks at what he's wearing. He is wearing a pink suit! Oops. Man I look like Pegasus!! walks up at a door and shakily knocks
AA: opens door Oh hello!!! Wow a bouquet of uhhhhh Duel cards. How . . lovely. My name is Ambivalent Angel!!!
Ryou: hands her the bouquet Uhhhh hi I ummmm my name is uuuhhh ummmm.
AA: I know! It's Ryou!! bats eyelashes So where are we going first?
Ryou: Uhhhh d-dinner.
AA: Okay let's go!!
in car
AA: ^______^ So do you have a job?
Ryou: Uhhh no.
AA: A family?
Ryou: Yeah.
AA: Friends?
Ryou: Un (yeah).
AA: Uhhhhh soooooo.
Ryou: Un.
AA: thought bubble Man what a horrible conversationist.
Ryou: We're here.
camera flows up to name of restaurant. McDonalds
AA: O.o
Ryou: ^______^ let's go!!
in McDonalds
AA: So tell me more about yourself.
Ryou: Uhhhhh I have a spirit inside me. Uhhh I kinda like to duel. My favorite card is Change of Heart. Uhhh I don't brush my hair. I'm scared of combs and brushes.
AA: O.o Uhhhhhh okay.
Ryou: Un.
AA: Anything else?
Ryou: Nope!!! How about you?
AA: Uhhhhh KAL doesn't know much about me remember?
Ryou: Oh yeah. thought bubble shows picture of Change of Heart
to the amusement park
AA: Oh! Oh!! Let's go on the roller coaster!!
Ryou: I'm scared of roller coasters.
AA: Oh okay how about the swing?
Ryou: Scared of that too.
AA: The log ride?
Ryou: Scared.
AA: The Dumbo ride?
Ryou: O.O That's the scariest!!!
AA: sighs
back at Ambivalent Angel's house
Ryou: Well I had fun!
AA: Yeah! thought bubble Boring.
Ryou: Well goodbye.
AA: grabs Ryou's face and kisses him on the lips before walking back into her house
Ryou: O.O pulls jacket You still got it.
KAL: laughing her but off notices camera Ahem!! Guess Ryou doesn't have it. Okay next up Vulpix104 and Bakura!!! (Yami Bakura). Let's take a look at the date from hell!!
see Bakura walking in his normal clothes and carrying two six packs of beer knocks on a door
Vulpix: Oh hello!! My name is Vulpix!!
Bakura: Dammit girl you think I don't know that already!?! Move aside mortal!! The football game is on!! barges into house and starts watching football while drinking his beer
Vulipx: What about our date?
Bakura: After the football game!! Now tojikomeru!!
Vulpix: starts crying
Bakura: Suck it up I won't pity you!
Vulpix: continues crying
Bakura: Dammit tojikomeru!! Fine! I'll take you on your stupid date!!
Vulpix: Yay!!
in car which is swerving dangerously
Vulpix: Maybe I should drive.
Bakura: We're almost there!!
Vulpix: If you say so. thought bubble Man he reeks!!
pulls up to a restaurant. Actually it's a pub
Vulpix: Uhhh I can't go in there.
Bakura: Then wait here!! walks into pub
Vulpix: Chikatsu (bastar-)!!! I'm not waiting!!! walks away and joins the Celtic Guardian on a midnight stroll
KAL: blinks Okay don't go on a date with him. Okay next we have Sakura- san and and and Y-y-yugi. takes a deep breath Ahem let the fun begin.
you see Yugi walking on the sidewalk towards a house he looks really nervous but walks confidently anyway he's carrying cookies (KAL: ^__^) knocks on door
Sakura: OHHHHH KAWAII!!!!!!! YUGI-CHAN!!!
Yugi: blushing Uhhhhh konbanwa (good evening).
Sakura: So kawaii!!!!! Just a minute I'll go get my coat! runs off then comes back with a coat full of pics of Yugi
Yugi: O.o
Sakura: Like it?
Yugi: Uhhhhh un.
Sakura: Let's go!
in taxi (cause Yugi's too short and Sakura-san is under age (KAL: I checked out her profile!! Hee hee!!!))
Yugi: So do you have other crushes?
Sakura: Oh lots!! Just like KAL!! Some include: Syaoran, Van, Heero, Kamui and Tenchi!!! ^________^
Yugi: O.o thought bubble Wow she really is like KAL!!!
get to restaurant: a bakery
Sakura: O.o A bakery?
Yugi: Yeah!! They have cookies!!!!!
Sakura: Ooooooohhhhh cookies!!!
sitting on bench with cookies
Yugi: And then Yami tried to see who could hold their breath longer! But you see it was against a fish!!
Sakura: bursts out laughing A fish!! I bet he didn't win!
Yugi: Nope! That really hurt his pride!!
Sakura: laughing really hard
to the park
Yugi: You're it!!
Sakura: Kora (hey)!! starts chasing Yugi
both laughing to hard to run
back at the house
Yugi: Well I had fun!
Sakura: Me too!! It was so kawaii!!!
Yugi: O.o
Sakura: gives Yugi a big hug and a kiss on the cheek before winking at him and walking into her house
Yugi: blushing
KAL: staring at t.v. eye twitching a fists clench When I get my hands on- looks at camera AAHHHHHHH!! Oops. He he he. Welcome back! Next date shall we? Next up is Sezza and Mokuba!! Here we go!
Mokuba walks down the street carrying a bouquet of duckies and wearing a duckie t-shirt and jeans knocks
Sezza: Hello? Oh hello Mokuba!!
Mokuba: smiles cutely and hands of bouquet
Sezza: Oh a bouquet of . . ducks. How nice.
Mokuba: Oh I know! Isn't it awesome!?!
Sezza: Uhhhh. .un(yeah).
Mokuba: C'mon let's go!
at restaurant: Chucky Cheeze
Mokuba: Let's go to the balls!! I like to hide in them!
Sezza: Kakkotaru(sure).
in playground
Mokuba: Balls balls!! I love balls!!
Sezza: O.o
back home
Mokuba: That's was fun!!! ^________^
Sezza: muttering Not when I had to pay.
Mokuba: Bye!! runs inside mansion
Sezza: sighs
KAL: O.o notices camera Huh? I'm on? Oh! Gomen(sorry)!! Hehehe. Okay! Next up-
Yami: lunges into view of camera Where's that Sakura girl?
KAL: Uhhhhh probably at her house.
Yami: points forward Onward!! We must search for her! She has stolen the heart of my hikari!!
KAL: O.O ONWARD!! runs off with Yami
Camera guy: Uhhhh we need a spokes person.
Honda: HYAAAA!!! I am the spokes person!!
Joey: jumps in and pushes Honda away in news person voice Now let us continue with this wondrous journey of love. Here we have Bandit Keith (the reviewer) on a date with Serenity. Let's see how this goes.
hear a voice say: That was corny dude
Bandit Keith (BB) walks down the street with wrapped contact lens
Serenity: Konnichiwa? Oh hello! You must be my date.
BB: bows grandly and hands over the contacts
Serenity: Oh wow contact lens!! And they're in my favorite colour!!
BB: Only the best.
at restaurant: Kuntucky fried chicken
BB: This is some darn good chicken!
Serenity: Darn right!
BB: You're just like your brother.
Serenity: I know! ^_____^
BB: O.o
at a karate class
BB: I hurt you that bad.
Serenity: Whatever.
10 mins later
BB: rubbing head and holding ice pack Owwwww..
Serenity: Don't say I didn't warn you.
BB: You didn't tell me you taught Joey!!
Serenity: ^________^
back at home
camera two shadows kissing camera turns to a window
Joey: hanging out window Hey I'm only visitin' for a day!! Don't hog it man!!
Joey: O.o whispering to camera man I said to cut dat part out!
Camera dude: Sorry man.
Joey: Ahem. Next u-
Anzu: pushes Joey away Next up is shikonjewel and Malik!!! Let's take a look.
Malik walks up the street carrying . . nothing
Sj: Hello? Oh Malik!!!!! Come in I want you to see my collection of Malik plushies!!! I have over 1000!!!
Malik: O.o Uhhhhh okay.
at restaurant: Ricky's (I'm running out of idea's!!!)
Sj: ^________^
Malik: CAN WE GET SOME F***ING SERVICE OVER HERE!?!?!?!
Sj: ^_______^
Malik: Sooooo. Uhhhhh. You look nice.
Sj: Arigatou (thank you)!!! You're so kawaii!!!
Malik: O.O blushing
Sj: KAWAII!!!!!!
Waitress: Please quiet down miss.
Malik: DON'T TELL MY DATE TO SHUT UP YOU F***ING BI***!!!
Sj: ^_________^
Waitress: O.o
at rock concert
music so high you can't hear a thing and everyone's dancing like a crazy man!!!
Sj: ^___________^
back home
Malik: Believe it or not I had fun.
Sj: So did I!!!
Malik: kisses Sj start making out
KAL: Oh man that's nasty!!
Anzu: Sumimasen (excuse me) but I am the spokes person!
KAL: SUMIMASEN but IIIIII was HERE first!!!!!
Anzu: runs away
KAL: straitens jacket coughs Well that is the end of this. Man I think this is the longest chapter I have ever written. Man I was getting a little bored here. Well that's it. I guess. The next chappie got your ideas so send them in!! See you later!! ^.~
Yami: in robbin hood costume ONWARD!!!
All: groan
Ryou: I thought we were free of her.
Bakura: Proves dreams never come true.
KAL: sticks her tongue out at Bakura Now today I have a special chappie for all of you!!!
Reviewers: YAY!!!!!
KAL: As promised I am doing a chappie on Blind Date the t.v. show. Now for those of you who don't know what it is, it's a dating show.
All: sweatdrop
KAL: We have a small problem. One of the reasons I took so long to put up a new chapter (besides all the piles of homework and exams to study for) is because not many people asked to go out with the characters!! And all the ones who did all seemed to pick the same people. Which means that a lot of the cast don't have dates. And some have a particularly large amount of dates.
Honda: Awww man I feel bad for you people!! I stole all the dates!! I'm telling you I'm a love magnet!!
All: O.o sweatdrop
KAL: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU HONDA!!!
Honda: screams like a girl
KAL: Here are the people with no dates: Honda, Mai, Anzu, Joey (KAL: sigh) Pegasus, Bandit Keith and me!! HEE HEE!!! Okay so go away people so I can get started.
Honda: pouts Humph! Fine! C'mon Mokuba let's go get our lingerie and dance!
Mokuba: Uhhhhh Honda. My name wasn't called.
Honda: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BEATEN BY A LITTLE KID!!!
Joey: I'll be with ya Hoonnda!!!
Honda: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! runs away
Joey: starts running after him Come back we have so much to talk about!!!
Mai: . . . had fainted
Anzu: growls and drags Mai away
Bandit Keith: I don't need no stupid date! They're all f-
KAL: starts pushing him away BYE BYE!!!!! Now again before we begin . . Joshua . . shut up. If you don't like it don't read it! That doesn't give you the right to flame me!! So if you don't like it don't read it! It's your choice. No one's making you read!
Yami: whispering to Yugi Another flame about Kaiba.
Yugi: What did this one say?
Yami: blinks I dunno.
Yugi: THEN HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ABOUT KAIBA!?!?!?!
All: stare
Yugi: Oops.
KAL: Ahem. Okay now go get ready! walks over to the stage Welcome ladies and gentlemen!! Here is a special addition of Blind Date!! Today we have the Yu-Gi-Oh cast going on blind dates with the reviewers!! Let's begin shall we? turns to face another camera Now first off we have Ambivalent Angel on a date with Ryou! two little bubbles appear with a picture of one in each look at Ryou's bio Ryou is a 16 year old (he is 16 right?) and he loves Duel Monsters! He has an evil yami and he gets beat up all the time. He has a British accent. KAL bursts out laughing Okay let's take a look shall we?
You see Ryou walking down the street with a big bouquet of Duel Monster cards and looking really nervous
Ryou: talking to himself I can do this, I can do this. looks at what he's wearing. He is wearing a pink suit! Oops. Man I look like Pegasus!! walks up at a door and shakily knocks
AA: opens door Oh hello!!! Wow a bouquet of uhhhhh Duel cards. How . . lovely. My name is Ambivalent Angel!!!
Ryou: hands her the bouquet Uhhhh hi I ummmm my name is uuuhhh ummmm.
AA: I know! It's Ryou!! bats eyelashes So where are we going first?
Ryou: Uhhhh d-dinner.
AA: Okay let's go!!
in car
AA: ^______^ So do you have a job?
Ryou: Uhhh no.
AA: A family?
Ryou: Yeah.
AA: Friends?
Ryou: Un (yeah).
AA: Uhhhhh soooooo.
Ryou: Un.
AA: thought bubble Man what a horrible conversationist.
Ryou: We're here.
camera flows up to name of restaurant. McDonalds
AA: O.o
Ryou: ^______^ let's go!!
in McDonalds
AA: So tell me more about yourself.
Ryou: Uhhhhh I have a spirit inside me. Uhhh I kinda like to duel. My favorite card is Change of Heart. Uhhh I don't brush my hair. I'm scared of combs and brushes.
AA: O.o Uhhhhhh okay.
Ryou: Un.
AA: Anything else?
Ryou: Nope!!! How about you?
AA: Uhhhhh KAL doesn't know much about me remember?
Ryou: Oh yeah. thought bubble shows picture of Change of Heart
to the amusement park
AA: Oh! Oh!! Let's go on the roller coaster!!
Ryou: I'm scared of roller coasters.
AA: Oh okay how about the swing?
Ryou: Scared of that too.
AA: The log ride?
Ryou: Scared.
AA: The Dumbo ride?
Ryou: O.O That's the scariest!!!
AA: sighs
back at Ambivalent Angel's house
Ryou: Well I had fun!
AA: Yeah! thought bubble Boring.
Ryou: Well goodbye.
AA: grabs Ryou's face and kisses him on the lips before walking back into her house
Ryou: O.O pulls jacket You still got it.
KAL: laughing her but off notices camera Ahem!! Guess Ryou doesn't have it. Okay next up Vulpix104 and Bakura!!! (Yami Bakura). Let's take a look at the date from hell!!
see Bakura walking in his normal clothes and carrying two six packs of beer knocks on a door
Vulpix: Oh hello!! My name is Vulpix!!
Bakura: Dammit girl you think I don't know that already!?! Move aside mortal!! The football game is on!! barges into house and starts watching football while drinking his beer
Vulipx: What about our date?
Bakura: After the football game!! Now tojikomeru!!
Vulpix: starts crying
Bakura: Suck it up I won't pity you!
Vulpix: continues crying
Bakura: Dammit tojikomeru!! Fine! I'll take you on your stupid date!!
Vulpix: Yay!!
in car which is swerving dangerously
Vulpix: Maybe I should drive.
Bakura: We're almost there!!
Vulpix: If you say so. thought bubble Man he reeks!!
pulls up to a restaurant. Actually it's a pub
Vulpix: Uhhh I can't go in there.
Bakura: Then wait here!! walks into pub
Vulpix: Chikatsu (bastar-)!!! I'm not waiting!!! walks away and joins the Celtic Guardian on a midnight stroll
KAL: blinks Okay don't go on a date with him. Okay next we have Sakura- san and and and Y-y-yugi. takes a deep breath Ahem let the fun begin.
you see Yugi walking on the sidewalk towards a house he looks really nervous but walks confidently anyway he's carrying cookies (KAL: ^__^) knocks on door
Sakura: OHHHHH KAWAII!!!!!!! YUGI-CHAN!!!
Yugi: blushing Uhhhhh konbanwa (good evening).
Sakura: So kawaii!!!!! Just a minute I'll go get my coat! runs off then comes back with a coat full of pics of Yugi
Yugi: O.o
Sakura: Like it?
Yugi: Uhhhhh un.
Sakura: Let's go!
in taxi (cause Yugi's too short and Sakura-san is under age (KAL: I checked out her profile!! Hee hee!!!))
Yugi: So do you have other crushes?
Sakura: Oh lots!! Just like KAL!! Some include: Syaoran, Van, Heero, Kamui and Tenchi!!! ^________^
Yugi: O.o thought bubble Wow she really is like KAL!!!
get to restaurant: a bakery
Sakura: O.o A bakery?
Yugi: Yeah!! They have cookies!!!!!
Sakura: Ooooooohhhhh cookies!!!
sitting on bench with cookies
Yugi: And then Yami tried to see who could hold their breath longer! But you see it was against a fish!!
Sakura: bursts out laughing A fish!! I bet he didn't win!
Yugi: Nope! That really hurt his pride!!
Sakura: laughing really hard
to the park
Yugi: You're it!!
Sakura: Kora (hey)!! starts chasing Yugi
both laughing to hard to run
back at the house
Yugi: Well I had fun!
Sakura: Me too!! It was so kawaii!!!
Yugi: O.o
Sakura: gives Yugi a big hug and a kiss on the cheek before winking at him and walking into her house
Yugi: blushing
KAL: staring at t.v. eye twitching a fists clench When I get my hands on- looks at camera AAHHHHHHH!! Oops. He he he. Welcome back! Next date shall we? Next up is Sezza and Mokuba!! Here we go!
Mokuba walks down the street carrying a bouquet of duckies and wearing a duckie t-shirt and jeans knocks
Sezza: Hello? Oh hello Mokuba!!
Mokuba: smiles cutely and hands of bouquet
Sezza: Oh a bouquet of . . ducks. How nice.
Mokuba: Oh I know! Isn't it awesome!?!
Sezza: Uhhhh. .un(yeah).
Mokuba: C'mon let's go!
at restaurant: Chucky Cheeze
Mokuba: Let's go to the balls!! I like to hide in them!
Sezza: Kakkotaru(sure).
in playground
Mokuba: Balls balls!! I love balls!!
Sezza: O.o
back home
Mokuba: That's was fun!!! ^________^
Sezza: muttering Not when I had to pay.
Mokuba: Bye!! runs inside mansion
Sezza: sighs
KAL: O.o notices camera Huh? I'm on? Oh! Gomen(sorry)!! Hehehe. Okay! Next up-
Yami: lunges into view of camera Where's that Sakura girl?
KAL: Uhhhhh probably at her house.
Yami: points forward Onward!! We must search for her! She has stolen the heart of my hikari!!
KAL: O.O ONWARD!! runs off with Yami
Camera guy: Uhhhh we need a spokes person.
Honda: HYAAAA!!! I am the spokes person!!
Joey: jumps in and pushes Honda away in news person voice Now let us continue with this wondrous journey of love. Here we have Bandit Keith (the reviewer) on a date with Serenity. Let's see how this goes.
hear a voice say: That was corny dude
Bandit Keith (BB) walks down the street with wrapped contact lens
Serenity: Konnichiwa? Oh hello! You must be my date.
BB: bows grandly and hands over the contacts
Serenity: Oh wow contact lens!! And they're in my favorite colour!!
BB: Only the best.
at restaurant: Kuntucky fried chicken
BB: This is some darn good chicken!
Serenity: Darn right!
BB: You're just like your brother.
Serenity: I know! ^_____^
BB: O.o
at a karate class
BB: I hurt you that bad.
Serenity: Whatever.
10 mins later
BB: rubbing head and holding ice pack Owwwww..
Serenity: Don't say I didn't warn you.
BB: You didn't tell me you taught Joey!!
Serenity: ^________^
back at home
camera two shadows kissing camera turns to a window
Joey: hanging out window Hey I'm only visitin' for a day!! Don't hog it man!!
Joey: O.o whispering to camera man I said to cut dat part out!
Camera dude: Sorry man.
Joey: Ahem. Next u-
Anzu: pushes Joey away Next up is shikonjewel and Malik!!! Let's take a look.
Malik walks up the street carrying . . nothing
Sj: Hello? Oh Malik!!!!! Come in I want you to see my collection of Malik plushies!!! I have over 1000!!!
Malik: O.o Uhhhhh okay.
at restaurant: Ricky's (I'm running out of idea's!!!)
Sj: ^________^
Malik: CAN WE GET SOME F***ING SERVICE OVER HERE!?!?!?!
Sj: ^_______^
Malik: Sooooo. Uhhhhh. You look nice.
Sj: Arigatou (thank you)!!! You're so kawaii!!!
Malik: O.O blushing
Sj: KAWAII!!!!!!
Waitress: Please quiet down miss.
Malik: DON'T TELL MY DATE TO SHUT UP YOU F***ING BI***!!!
Sj: ^_________^
Waitress: O.o
at rock concert
music so high you can't hear a thing and everyone's dancing like a crazy man!!!
Sj: ^___________^
back home
Malik: Believe it or not I had fun.
Sj: So did I!!!
Malik: kisses Sj start making out
KAL: Oh man that's nasty!!
Anzu: Sumimasen (excuse me) but I am the spokes person!
KAL: SUMIMASEN but IIIIII was HERE first!!!!!
Anzu: runs away
KAL: straitens jacket coughs Well that is the end of this. Man I think this is the longest chapter I have ever written. Man I was getting a little bored here. Well that's it. I guess. The next chappie got your ideas so send them in!! See you later!! ^.~
Yami: in robbin hood costume ONWARD!!!