KAL: IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! How could they!?!?!
Seto: What now?
KAL: THEY PLAYED THREE NEW BACK TO BACK EPISODES AND THEN WENT STRAIGHT BACK TO OLD!!!!!!!!
Yami: whistles Ohhhh that's harsh.
KAL: sinks to the ground bawling THE HORROR!!!!!
Bakura: Suck it up I won't pity you.
KAL: Ahhh tojikomeru Bakura.
Bakura: O.o
KAL: COMMERCIAL!!!!!!
Yami: in Robin Hood costume ONWARD!!!
Yugi: whacks Yami in the head with a mallet
KAL: Where did you get that?
Yugi: Sakura-chan!! ^_______^
KAL: eye twitches
Yami: quickly recovers NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My baby's all grown up!! sobs
Seto: O.O Where's your pride?
Bakura: exasperatedly That's what I've been trying to tell you! He has none!!!
Seto: nods
Yami: I do so!!!
Bakura: Do not!!
Yami: pouts
Seto: sticks out tongue
Mai: Children. So immature.
Joey: Damn straight!!!
Honda: Is that your new phrase?
Joey: Darn right!!! ^______^
Mokuba: Lingerie!!
Honda: girly voice Oooooooo!!!
KAL: O.o thinking I really shouldn't have done that commercial. out loud In this commercial we will have Seto and Yami.
Seto: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Humph.
KAL: And it's on action figures!!! Thanks cheetah for this oh so great idea!! Mwa hahahahaha!!! So evil.
Yami: Action figures? What in Ra are those?
KAL: smiles mischievously You'll see.
Yami: Uh oh.
KAL: Let's get started!!! Welcome cheetah to the torture!!
Cheetah: Konnichiwa!!! This'll be great!! ^_______^
KAL: Let's begin!!!
~*~Action figure commercial take 1~*~
Yami: Hey Kaiba I'll defeat you!!
Seto: Never!! hand goes under the table and he pulls out his action figure Ha!! Meet action Kaiba!!!
Yami: snorts Action Kaiba? How gay can you get!?!?! stares at his action figure blinks AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: glares
KAL: Yami!! What are you doing!?!?!
Yami: clutching stomach He. . looks like-like a f-freak!!!!!!
Seto: stands up HOW RUDE!!!
KAL: CUT!!!!!!!!!
~*~ Take 10 ~*~
Seto: Meet action Kaiba!!!!!
Yami: almost starts to laugh but holds it in reaches under table Meet YAM MAN!!!!! pulls out action figure
Seto: blinks falls off chair laughing his butt off
Yami: looking confused Nani(what)?
hear laughing in backround
Seto: laughing too much all he can do is point at Yami's action figure
Yami: looks down is outraged NANI!!!!!! I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE THAT!?!?! looks wildly around DO I!?!?! looks at it again I'm standing like I pissed my pants!!!
camera swerves away from Yami and you can hear someone laughing you see Jou laughing hard but manages to push the camera back on Yami
Yami: Who made these things!!! My hair looks stupid!! I don't believe this!!! looks at the camera This is actually being sold in stores!?!?! no reply all you can hear is someone laughing harder Answer me KAL!!!!! holds figure in front of camera I look like . . like him!!! points at Bakura hear the laughter rise (if possible) even more
Bakura: What!?!?!
Yami: stares at figure smacks hand on table I demand satisfaction!!
~*~10 hrs later~*~
KAL: still smiling bows to readers I'm terribly sorry but I think we're going to have to cancel this commercial being that everyone keeps laughing. camera turns to everyone who is still laughing and Yami standing in the middle looking outraged
Tsuki: What did I miss?
everyone laughs harder
Tsuki: O.o What?
Yami: This!!! shoves the figure under her nose
Tsuki: bursts out laughing
Yami: I need a hug.
~*~5 hrs later~*~
KAL: takes a deep breath Okay. I think we're done.
Joey: Damn straight!!
Bakura: Pathetic mortal.
Anzu walks in
Anzu: Hey look what I found guys!! holds up a ferret
Bakura: What the hell is that!?!
Anzu: -_- It's a ferret baka(stupid).
Yami: A ferret? What's that?
Anzu: holds up ferret again How many times do I have to show you for you to know this is a ferret!!??
Ryou: It's so kawaii!!
KAL: glares Don't steal my word. looks at Anzu Anzu those things are evil. They're little devils! Devils I say!!
Yugi: They're too cute to be evil.
KAL: Just you wait. You'll see!!! First it'll have the swishy eyes and then, THEN you'll see!!!
Bakura: Whatever.
KAL: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE EYES!!!!!
Everyone: looks at ferret
Ferret: eyes start to swish back and forth
Yami: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT IS EVIL!!!!!!!!
Ferret: jumps from Anzu's arms after scratching them like crazy
Anzu: The blood!!!!!
everybody starts rung from the ferret
Ferret: pulls out a whip and smirks evilly Hee hee.
Joey: It talks!!!!!!
Honda: Save the lingerie!!!!!
Joey: Forgot the prissy clothes, get the food!!
everyone starts jumping onto high places
Seto: I don't wanna die!!!!!
Yami: whacks him with his hand Your not going to die baka.
KAL: I think we need YAM MAN!!!!! grabs sugar and pours it down Yami's throat
Yami: I HAVE THE POWER!!! I AM YAM MAN!!!!!
Yugi: Oh brother.
Yami: stands in front of ferret Stop!! Stop I say!!!!!
Ferret: looks around
Yami: AH HAHAHAHHAA!!!!! farts
All: O.O
Yami: blushes and holds butt Sumimasen(excuse me).
Ryou: plugs nose Eeeeeeeewwwwww.
Ferret: blinks then falls over dead
Yami: AH HA!!!!!! FART POWER!!!!!!
KAL: O.o
Yugi: shakes head
KAL: I knew we were gunna need that huge fan!!
Mai: I'm outta here before I die.
KAL: Looks like we're gunna have to leave it at that.
Yami: BUT I AM YAM MAN!!!!!!
Yugi: grabs Yami and drags him away
Cheetah: Well I had fun! But I am leaving here before my nose dies!!!
KAL: eyes watering It's worse than rotten eggs!!!
Dude's voice: No ferret's we harmed during the making of this chapter.
Seto: What now?
KAL: THEY PLAYED THREE NEW BACK TO BACK EPISODES AND THEN WENT STRAIGHT BACK TO OLD!!!!!!!!
Yami: whistles Ohhhh that's harsh.
KAL: sinks to the ground bawling THE HORROR!!!!!
Bakura: Suck it up I won't pity you.
KAL: Ahhh tojikomeru Bakura.
Bakura: O.o
KAL: COMMERCIAL!!!!!!
Yami: in Robin Hood costume ONWARD!!!
Yugi: whacks Yami in the head with a mallet
KAL: Where did you get that?
Yugi: Sakura-chan!! ^_______^
KAL: eye twitches
Yami: quickly recovers NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My baby's all grown up!! sobs
Seto: O.O Where's your pride?
Bakura: exasperatedly That's what I've been trying to tell you! He has none!!!
Seto: nods
Yami: I do so!!!
Bakura: Do not!!
Yami: pouts
Seto: sticks out tongue
Mai: Children. So immature.
Joey: Damn straight!!!
Honda: Is that your new phrase?
Joey: Darn right!!! ^______^
Mokuba: Lingerie!!
Honda: girly voice Oooooooo!!!
KAL: O.o thinking I really shouldn't have done that commercial. out loud In this commercial we will have Seto and Yami.
Seto: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Humph.
KAL: And it's on action figures!!! Thanks cheetah for this oh so great idea!! Mwa hahahahaha!!! So evil.
Yami: Action figures? What in Ra are those?
KAL: smiles mischievously You'll see.
Yami: Uh oh.
KAL: Let's get started!!! Welcome cheetah to the torture!!
Cheetah: Konnichiwa!!! This'll be great!! ^_______^
KAL: Let's begin!!!
~*~Action figure commercial take 1~*~
Yami: Hey Kaiba I'll defeat you!!
Seto: Never!! hand goes under the table and he pulls out his action figure Ha!! Meet action Kaiba!!!
Yami: snorts Action Kaiba? How gay can you get!?!?! stares at his action figure blinks AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: glares
KAL: Yami!! What are you doing!?!?!
Yami: clutching stomach He. . looks like-like a f-freak!!!!!!
Seto: stands up HOW RUDE!!!
KAL: CUT!!!!!!!!!
~*~ Take 10 ~*~
Seto: Meet action Kaiba!!!!!
Yami: almost starts to laugh but holds it in reaches under table Meet YAM MAN!!!!! pulls out action figure
Seto: blinks falls off chair laughing his butt off
Yami: looking confused Nani(what)?
hear laughing in backround
Seto: laughing too much all he can do is point at Yami's action figure
Yami: looks down is outraged NANI!!!!!! I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE THAT!?!?! looks wildly around DO I!?!?! looks at it again I'm standing like I pissed my pants!!!
camera swerves away from Yami and you can hear someone laughing you see Jou laughing hard but manages to push the camera back on Yami
Yami: Who made these things!!! My hair looks stupid!! I don't believe this!!! looks at the camera This is actually being sold in stores!?!?! no reply all you can hear is someone laughing harder Answer me KAL!!!!! holds figure in front of camera I look like . . like him!!! points at Bakura hear the laughter rise (if possible) even more
Bakura: What!?!?!
Yami: stares at figure smacks hand on table I demand satisfaction!!
~*~10 hrs later~*~
KAL: still smiling bows to readers I'm terribly sorry but I think we're going to have to cancel this commercial being that everyone keeps laughing. camera turns to everyone who is still laughing and Yami standing in the middle looking outraged
Tsuki: What did I miss?
everyone laughs harder
Tsuki: O.o What?
Yami: This!!! shoves the figure under her nose
Tsuki: bursts out laughing
Yami: I need a hug.
~*~5 hrs later~*~
KAL: takes a deep breath Okay. I think we're done.
Joey: Damn straight!!
Bakura: Pathetic mortal.
Anzu walks in
Anzu: Hey look what I found guys!! holds up a ferret
Bakura: What the hell is that!?!
Anzu: -_- It's a ferret baka(stupid).
Yami: A ferret? What's that?
Anzu: holds up ferret again How many times do I have to show you for you to know this is a ferret!!??
Ryou: It's so kawaii!!
KAL: glares Don't steal my word. looks at Anzu Anzu those things are evil. They're little devils! Devils I say!!
Yugi: They're too cute to be evil.
KAL: Just you wait. You'll see!!! First it'll have the swishy eyes and then, THEN you'll see!!!
Bakura: Whatever.
KAL: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE EYES!!!!!
Everyone: looks at ferret
Ferret: eyes start to swish back and forth
Yami: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT IS EVIL!!!!!!!!
Ferret: jumps from Anzu's arms after scratching them like crazy
Anzu: The blood!!!!!
everybody starts rung from the ferret
Ferret: pulls out a whip and smirks evilly Hee hee.
Joey: It talks!!!!!!
Honda: Save the lingerie!!!!!
Joey: Forgot the prissy clothes, get the food!!
everyone starts jumping onto high places
Seto: I don't wanna die!!!!!
Yami: whacks him with his hand Your not going to die baka.
KAL: I think we need YAM MAN!!!!! grabs sugar and pours it down Yami's throat
Yami: I HAVE THE POWER!!! I AM YAM MAN!!!!!
Yugi: Oh brother.
Yami: stands in front of ferret Stop!! Stop I say!!!!!
Ferret: looks around
Yami: AH HAHAHAHHAA!!!!! farts
All: O.O
Yami: blushes and holds butt Sumimasen(excuse me).
Ryou: plugs nose Eeeeeeeewwwwww.
Ferret: blinks then falls over dead
Yami: AH HA!!!!!! FART POWER!!!!!!
KAL: O.o
Yugi: shakes head
KAL: I knew we were gunna need that huge fan!!
Mai: I'm outta here before I die.
KAL: Looks like we're gunna have to leave it at that.
Yami: BUT I AM YAM MAN!!!!!!
Yugi: grabs Yami and drags him away
Cheetah: Well I had fun! But I am leaving here before my nose dies!!!
KAL: eyes watering It's worse than rotten eggs!!!
Dude's voice: No ferret's we harmed during the making of this chapter.