KAL: And now the moment you've all been waiting for!!!

Seto: sighs

KAL: A Christmas special!!!

Yami: What in Ra is Christmas?

KAL: O.O WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IS CHRISTMAS!?!?! It's the greatest time of the year!! My absolute favorite!!! You even get presents. Free presents!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Yami are you telling me the money I gave you to buy Christmas present's wasn't spent on Christmas presents?

Yami: Uhhhhhhh .. . darou(I guess).

Yugi: sweatdrops

Bakura: I still don't get it.

KAL: Who cares c'mon everyone we're going to see Santa!!

Mokuba: Yay!!!

Everyone else: Ugh.

*~*~*WARNING: If you believe in Santa onegai(please) sutoppu(stop) reading right now. Sutoppu!! Or your parents will sue me. Arigatou(thank you).*~*~*

KAL: Thanks for letting us use your limo Seto!! ^________^

Seto: grumbles

Bakura: What is Santa?

KAL: You mean who is Santa. Well Santa is the dude who brings all the presents on Christmas Eve!!

Yami: For free?

Yugi: Yep!!

Yami: Wow!!

Mokuba: We're here!! jumps out of limo

Bakura: I wanna see Santa!!! jumps out of limo with Yami close behind

All: O.o

~*~In the mall~*~

Seto: groans We've been waiting in this line for san(three) hours!!

KAL: Ohhhhh c'mon Seto why not be like Mokuba, Yami and Bakura? They're excited.

Seto: -_-* mumbling They have no pride.

Ryou: Where did Mai and Anzu go?

see Anzu and Mai in a clothes store acting like they don't know the others

Seto: leans against the rope that leads the line all of a sudden he falls down Oww!!! Who pulled the damn rope away!?! sees a little kid holding the rope

Kid: glaring Mine mine!!

Seto: You little gaki(brat)!! That rope belongs to the mall!!!!! Can't you read? Oh wait you can't. Ha sucker!

Kid: bites Seto's finger

Seto: AUGH!!!!! murderous voice and glaring You've made a powerful enemy kid. I will exact my revenge double!!!

KAL: Seto?

Mother: Hey you leave my child alone you evil, evil man!! whacks Seto with her purse and stomps off

(That seriously happened to me the other day when my sis (who is older then me) wanted to see Santa and the kid pulled the rope away and I fell!! Dumb kid. I'll make my revenge!! Though luckily I didn't get bitten by the little gaki.)

KAL: Seto what were you doing!?!

Seto: I-

Mokuba: It's our turn!!! runs towards Santa

Yami: whispering to Seto Okay I've got a plan to ruin Santa!!

Seto: smirks evilly I'm listening.

Mokuba: runs and jumps on Santa's lap Hiya fat guy!!!

Santa: Uhhhhh hi little one.

KAL: Hi.

Ryou: Hi.

Jounochi: Yo.

Bakura: eyes sparkling he jumps on Santa's other lap hear a groan HI SANTA!!!

KAL: C'mon Yami, Seto.

Seto: Where's Honda?

KAL: Lingerie store. I think Lasenza or Victoria Secret.

Santa: O.o Uhhh hello everyone!! What would you all like for Christmas?

Mokuba: pulls out a long long piece of paper with tones of things on it I want a teddy bear, a ducky a..

Yami: whispering Ready Seto?

Seto: You know it.

KAL: What are you two talking about?

Yami: Weeellllll. whispers to KAL

KAL: ^________^ Ooooooo evil!! I'm in!!

Seto: Okay let's go.

Mokuba: Another t.v., another Gameboy Advanced, a.

Santa: How about you? looks at Bakura

Bakura: I want you.

Santa: O.o

Yami: Move aside I wanna see Santa!!!

KAL: Me too!!

Seto: Hey what about me!?!

Yami: pushes Bakura off and sits on his lap

KAL: lifts Mokuba off and sits on his other lap

Seto: stands in front of him

Yami: Houkon(now)!!! grabs Santa's hair (or wig) and beard and rips it off his head to reveal an old lady

Seto: pours glue on Santa's head I knew I would need this!!!

KAL: plunks on a clown wig Hee hee ^_______^

Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WAIT THIS ISN'T A MAN!!!

KAL: O.o It's a lady.

Seto: O.O An old lady.

Old lady: in an old lady voice Now look what you've done!

Yugi: laughing like crazy Hey wait you missed a spot!! grabs a clown nose and puts it on the old lady's nose

Yami: O.O Yugi you're supposed to be the good one!!! Ha I think I'm a bad influence!

Yugi: I can be evil.

Joey: Damn straight!! Why didn't you three tell me!! I could've helped!!

Kids in line: O.O Santa's an old lady!?!?!

Seto: Uh oh.

Mokuba: O.o Oh well Seto always told me he was Santa!!

Yami: bursts out laughing Seto Santa? That's impossible!!! AH HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

Guards: Take them away!! points to KAL, Yami, Seto and Yugi

KAL: grabs her and starts to drag her away NANI!!!!!????? NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: being dragged away It was an accident!!!!!! AN ACCIDENT!!!

Seto: laughing evilly NOW THEY ALL KNOW!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Yugi: -_-

Yami: SAVE US RYOU!!!!!

Ryou: O.o I don't know them. C'mon Mokuba, Joey uhhhhhh Bakura.

~*~ shichi(seven) hours later~*~

KAL: Whew that mall jail was evil!! Thanks for bailing us out Ryou!!

Yami: Let's do it again!! ^________^

Seto: That was fun.

Yugi: I'd do it again.

Ryou: O.o You'd go to jail!!! Again!!

KAL: shrugs

Bakura: My beautiful Santa was an old lady!!! starts to sob

Yami: And he said I had no pride.

KAL: Well we're just in time for Christmas dinner!!! Thanks to Seto's maids and cook's!!!

Seto: How did you get them!?!?!

KAL: shakes a can of DEATH 2 ALL PESTS

Seto: O.o

~*~ ichi(one) hour later~*~

Joey: leaning back on chair Mmmmmmmm that was good!!! falls down Oof!!

Bakura: Pathetic mortal.

KAL: Let's open our Christmas crackers!! You first Yami!!

Yami: Oh Ra what's a Christmas cracker?

KAL: hands him a cracker thingy Here. Pull the sides.

Yami: does so and you hear a loud SNAP AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! falls off chair

All: laughing like crazy

Yami: What is this crazy contraption!?!?! That it would make such loud sounds!! Is it magic?

KAL: ^_______^ Iie. Look inside Yami.

Yami: lifts cracker to face and a few things fall out on his face Itai(ouch)!!! Oh Ra.

All: laughing at Yami's misfortune

Yami: grabs paper hat that always seems to be in the crackers and puts it on Now I really am YAM MAN!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

All: groan

Bandit Keith: And why the hell am I still here!?!?! I have had enough of this fu-

Mai: Oh suck it up we've been here longer than you.

Malik: pops out of nowhere Nani? sees everyone Oh great.

KAL: HI MALIK!!!!!!!!! SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_______^

Malik: -_-

Yugi: Well I'm off I told Sakura-chan I'd see her today. ^________^

KAL: smirks evilly Okay have fun Yugi!!!

All: O.O

Yugi: Okay buh bye!! walks out the door but gets hit with a bucket of glue followed by a clown's wig and nose AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

KAL: smirks That was actually a trap for Santa but Yugi can have it. turns to door HAVE A FUN TIME WITH SAKURA-CHAN YUGI!!!!!!!

Yugi: -_-

KAL: Well I guess that's it for our Christmas special!! Well will you look at that I finished it before Christmas!!!

Malik: -_- dull voice Amazing.

KAL: ^________^ Arigatou(thank you)!! But since I finished so early I think I'll put it up a little later cause I'm evil. ^______^

Yami: We know.

KAL: glares Oh well. That's it so buh bye and have a very Merry Christmas!!! smirks evilly Beware of Santa. Hee hee!!!

~*~KAL's fav clip from chapter~*~

Seto: AUGH!!!!! murderous voice and glaring You've made a powerful enemy kid. I will exact my revenge double!!!