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Disclaimer: Sigh.... Maybe from now on I should just copy+paste the disclaimer. CLAMP belongs to CCS and Nelvana belongs to CC. Opps! Hee hee... I mean CCS belongs to CLAMP and CC belongs to Nelvana.

A Dinner of Ice, Fire & HANYAAN!

Later that afternoon say around 6.00pm

~Tomoyo~

"Is Syaoran awake yet?" Sakura asked as she took out her blue shawl from the closet to match her sundress.

"Oh yeah." I managed to stop my giggles in time. The 'Arouse-Syaoran bikini' is a success! It's just too bad I didn't get it on tape. Hmm.. Maybe I could get Eriol to use Return card.

Eriol......

*Flashback*

"Will to!"

"Will not!"

"Will to!"

"Will not!"

"Will to!" I stomped my feet and stepped a little closer.

"Will not!" He stomped his feet and move a little closer.

This continues until we are nose to nose. Well actually I had to tilt my head to meet his nose... Finally I took a deep breath and screamed....

"WILL TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Silent....

Huh? I looked at Eriol strangely, expecting him to scream back at me. Instead he was looking at me as if I'm a bug underneath a microscope.

Suddenly he put his lips on mine, then drew back. He looked at me carefully, waiting for my reaction.

I was too stumped to do anything but to just looked at him.

He looked at me.

I looked at him.

He looked at me.

And I looked at him.

Our arms were all over each other the next moment, kissing like there is no tomorrow.... Oh la la! He put his arms around my waist and pull me tight against him. I put my hand, the one not holding the video cam, around his neck. My surrounding started to swirl as he ran his hands over my hair. We continued to kiss until our brains gave us the warning sign of oxygen deprivation.

We stopped for breath.

He put his forehead on mine, breathing hard.

"Tomoyo...." he began.

"Syaoran! SyaORAN!"

We heard Sakura screaming from the living room, effectively killing off the magic that just happened.

Eriol ran out of the room. I put my fingers to my lips. What happen? Why did Eriol kiss me?

"Oh Kami-sama! Oh Kami-sama! Syaoran? Syaoran?"

Sakura's frantic voice broke me out of my trance. I quickly rushed out of the room.

*End of Flashback*

"Tomoyo?"

Huh? I looked up and saw two big green eyes infront of me.

"AYIEEE!" I fell backward, hard. I quickly check my video cam for any defects. Whew! None.

"Tomoyo are you ok? You seem lost. And all in the sudden you got really red that I couldn't tell the different between your face and your sundress!" Sakura pulled me up.

"What's wrong Tomoyo?"

"Erm..." I fiddled with my video cam, contemplating whether to tell her about the kiss.

"Tomoyo... I know you are hiding something from me," Sakura leaned forward, scrutinizing me.

"Hiding something? Now what would I hide something from you? Err..he hee.."

"Tomoyo!" she practically screaming now.

"Eriol kissed me" I said weakly.

Silence...

Sakura then produced a basket of confetti and started to run around in circles.

"I knew it! I knew it! You love him! And he loves you!" She threw the confetti in the air and starts to do the macarena.

"No he doesn't"

Sakura stopped in mid-hip swaying.

"What are you crazy? He kissed you for Kami-sama's sake! How often do you see Eriol does that? Once? Twice? Zilch I tell you!"

I sat down on my bed, looking down at my video cam.

Sakura sat down beside me. "What's wrong Tomoyo?"

"Sakura that guy is much too old for me. He probably think I am just a naive 16 years old girl. He deserves someone who is mature and wise. Not me," I shook my head dejectedly.

"Tomoyo, my dad is older than my mom and they love each other very much. My dad still loves my mom even though she is dead."

"Sakura, they are just a few years apart. Me and Eriol, it's at least a decade apart!"

"Yeah but still...." I interrupted her.

"Sakura we are going to be late for dinner. Tereda-sensei told us to be at the lobby by 7pm. I go get the boys ok?" and left the room, leaving Sakura staring at me.

~Eriol~

Tomoyo... I shouldn't have kissed you. Now things are getting complicated. I'm too old to be with somebody who is full of life, ever so cheerful, so....

A blue shirt landed on my head, rudely interrupting my thought. I snatched away that offending material from my head.

"WHAT do you think you are doing?" I turned around, almost tripping.

There are a pile of clothes on the floor. Another pile of underwear and another pile of socks. Now, now. THAT was a rare sight. Syaoran is usual a neat freak. In fact he just gave me a blistering lecture on why you must arrange your socks in alphabetical order. You know....blue comes before red and red comes before yellow....

"It's too late for spring cleaning you know"

"Where is that shirt?" Syaoran mumbled and continued to rummage the closet.

"Let me guess? Trying to impress Sakura huh?"

He gave me one of those glares and stick his head back into closet.

Tsk! Tsk! The guy is obsessed I tell you. Obsessed!

I looked in my bag pack for a comb. Now where did I put it?

"Syaoran, could you lend me your comb?"

"Never use one, never had one," he mumbled.

I looked at his messy head. Boy! Do I ever believe him.

Knock! Knock!

"I go get that," I opened the door, and was bestowed upon the loveliest sight I ever seen.

Tomoyo.

"Guys are you ready yet? We are going to be late." I ignored that. There are much important thing to discuss.

"Tomoyo about the kiss..."

"I know, I know it's just a kiss right?" I blinked. She is saying exactly what I wanted to say so why does my heart feels as if it dropped to the bottom of my shoes?

"Yeah... So let's forget about it ok? Still friends?"

She gave me a pearly white smile. "Friends. So are you guys ready?"

"Found it!" We heard Syaoran exclaimed gleefully.

Rolling my eyes, "yeah we're ready" I held out my arm. She looked at my arm and then looked at me. She smiled and locked her arm, the one not holding the video camera.

"Let's go princess. Our dinner awaits us," trying my best to imitate Sean Connery. She giggled and we joined Sakura who was waiting for us at the living room.

(A/N: That was too serious isn't it? The whole thing took up 5 pages! O_O.Well sorry guys but it is important. Well! Time to lighten things up now!)

~~~~~TIME INTERVAL~~~~~

~Sakura~

We were there by 6.30pm. And no one was there yet, so we decided to proceed to the restaurant located at the hotel.

Kero decided to follow along. With Eriol's mind controlling power, nobody can see or hear him except for those who knew about him.

It is an open-space restaurant so we decided to take the table closest to the beach.

The beach is so beautiful in the night. The stars seem to be much larger in Hawaii then in Tomoeda. Hoe! That star is so bright! Must be the North Star!

"Neh Syaoran? Isn't it beautiful?" I turn to Syaoran who was sitting beside me.

Syaoran shrank back a little. Two spots of red appeared on his cheek. Now, why would he get sunburn again? Wait a minute. Tomoyo told me it is not because of sunburn. Could it be fever?

"Syaoran? Are you ok?"

He started to fiddle with his forks and spoons, rearranging the flower in the vase and refolding the napkin on his lap.

"Err...Ha ha Ha! Why wouldn't I be ok? Yah! Yah! Very very beautiful! You look gorgeous in blue" He nodded vigorously. I'm not surprised if his nose shifted position.

I stared at him. "Syaoran, I was talking about the beach," I said slowly.

This time the two red spots spread to his whole face.

"HA HA HA!! Right! Right! The beach. Of course! The beach. Very beautiful! That was a joke you see. Not that I don't think you are beautiful. You are gorgeous. NO! I don't...mean...you...I..ARGHHHH!!" (A/N: Poor guy! Is he demented? 0_0;;)

I was getting really worried now. I put my hand to his forehead.

"ARGH!!!" Syaoran backed away slightly causing him to mess up the center of gravity. He fell backward, breaking the chair in process.

I don't know whether to feel sorry for his head or the chair.

"BWAHAHAHA HA HA HE HE HE HA HA HAR!"

Apparently Tomoyo and Eriol found this funny. They too broke their chairs and were rolling on the floor, holding their stomach.

I heard scribbling behind me.

I was almost too afraid to look. But I did.

Sure enough Kero was scribbling away in that loong piece of paper.

Sigh. When will this end?

"May I take your order?"

Huh? That voice! I looked up. Immediately Syaoran, Tomoyo and Eriol sat up, their chairs magically replaced. Syaoran and Touya were glaring at each other so intensely that sparks actually appeared.

"Oniichan! What are you doing here?" Trying to distract them from starting World War III.

"I am doing part-time as a waiter," he said dryly, stating the obvious.

"I know that! But in Hawaii??!!"

He ignored me and turn to Kero.

"You got it kid?"

"Yep! Here," Kero gave him the piece of paper. I narrowed my eyes. Well, well, well. That conniving, scheming yellow bird-brained guardian of mine...

Touya took the paper and turn his head slightly, "Yuki!"

"Hai!" Yukito was pushing a trolley full of mango puddings. Yukito is here too?

"Here you go Kero-chan"

"Wai! Wai! Pudding!" Kero took one of the pudding and started to gobble them up.

"Kero-chan! What is all this about!" I was determined to find out.

"Oh you see *gobble gobble* Touya promised to make me a trolley full *takes another pudding* of mango pudding if I give him a report *swallowing* on Syaoran"

"I could have buy you a truck full of mango pudding!"

"But you have to agree Touya's pudding is the best." Well, since he put it that way...

I looked at Touya. He was reading the paper. Every line he read, a vein popped on his forehead. He turn his head slowly towards Syaoran.

You have to give credit to Syaoran. Touya's expression was scary but Syaoran didn't even blink. Touya grabbed Syaoran from the back of his collar. But Syaoran was as tall as Touya. He eventually changed his mind and put Syaoran down. He stopped and think what he should do next. A light bulb lit beside his head.

He punched Syaoran's nose.

Syaoran punched his nose.

He pulled Syaoran's ear.

Syaoran pulled his ear.

Suddenly they started to attack each other. The fight was so intense that a grey cloud of dust appeared, covering them. Once in a while, a head will pop out of the cloud to take in oxygen or to hurl insults.

"Gaki!"

"Jerk!"

"Pervert!"

"Eccentric!" Eccentric? Syaoran must have been reading the dictionary.

"Mothball!"

"Pea-brained!"

This has got to stop. At this rate not only the restaurant will suffer. I look for that one person who could calm my brother down.

"Yukito..Huh?"

Tomoyo, Eriol, Kero AND Yukito were squatting in one corner.

"Ok, who is going to raise the bet?" I heard Kero said.

"I'm placing 20 on Syaoran." Tomoyo said.

"I go for To-ya. I saw him working out in the local gym. You should see his muscles!" Yukito exclaimed, putting a 40 dollar bill in Kero's hand...err...paw.

"I'm placing my bet on Syaoran"

"Huh?" Everybody including me.

"I kind of pity my dear descendant"

"Right whatever. I'm placing my bet on Touya," Kero licked his paw and started to count the money.

Oh Kami-sama give me strength...

I transformed my key into the Star Wand.

"Freeze!"

Freeze came out of the card and looked at me waiting for my command.

"Sigh...The usual Freeze. You should know what to do." The fish actually gave me a pitiful look before freezing Syaoran and Touya, minus the heads.

I gave Touya and Syaoran one of my rare glares.

Touya just rolled his eyes. Syaoran started to get a little red causing the ice around his neck to melt.

I took a deep breath.

"No matter what I do or say will ever stop you two from fighting, so I am not going to waste my breath. Either you two stop fighting and start to behave like adults or I will fry you on the spot with my wand."

I called upon Firey to emphasize my point.

Touya and Syaoran gulped. Then they nodded their heads so vigorously I could see four Touyas and Syaorans.

"And as for the rest of you!" Tomoyo, Eriol, Kero and Yukito shrank back from the sheer volume of my voice.

"Tomoyo I didn't expect you to encourage violence! Eriol, I expect better from you, since you always act mature and stuff! Kero, I got nothing to say to you! And Yukito...Yukito...." Everybody leaned forward.

"HANYAAN!!!"

Everybody fell to the ground, anime style including Syaoran and Touya, who were still on ice.

I can't help it. There is this mutual affection between mistress and guardian. (A/N: Those who read the manga will know what is it all about) I already got over the Yukito-phase thing.

We heard noises from the entrance of the restaurant.

Everybody was moving at once. Tomoyo and Eriol got back to their seat. Yukito right himself up and pushed the trolley of mango pudding back into the kitchen. Kero followed him. As for me I commanded Firey to melt the ice around Syaoran and Touya. Syaoran quickly got back to his seat and Touya cleaned himself up and stand beside me, looking like a normal waiter.

Our class has arrived.

Finally I can have a nice normal dinner, eating with my normal friends who for once will start to act normally....

Syaoran and Touya were playing footsie with each other. Well not really. I think they are having a how-many-times-can-you-step-your-enemy's-foot marathon. Tomoyo is filming this and Eriol is counting the foot-stepping.

Did I say normal?

Yeah right.

A/N: Ok! Ok! I know. This is bad. I really run out of ideas on how to make it funny *tearing hair out of the head* And that annoying writer's block won't leave my poor brain alone!!!! Sorry people! But please do review ok? Once again SORRRYY!!! *runs away crying*