Author's Note: Insanity hits again! This is what happens when Cloud van Dyk is watching TV and listening to music the same time: she has insane ideas -_-()
Disclaimer: Haruka and Michiru are not mine. Chibi Shakira and Chibi Ally are…sorta mine ^^;
Muse Chaos
Scene: Cloud is sitting in front of her computer, bawling her eyes out after writing the end of Perfect World. Chibi Shakira is sitting on her shoulder, bawling too.
Cloud: I can't believe I killed Haruka! Look at what you made me do, Shak! ;_;
Chibi Shakira: Aww, stop bawling. It'll be okay ^_^
Cloud: No it won't! All my fans will hate and kill me! You are an evil muse, Shak!
Mysterious Voice: She is right.
Cloud & Chibi Shakira: O_o?
Chibi Ally: *jumps out of nowhere* And that's why you need a new muse, Cloud!
Cloud: It's Ally! *o*
Chibi Shakira: _ Who are you?
Chibi Ally: I'm Chibi Ally! And I'll be Clouds new muse!
Chibi Shakira: That's what you think! I'm the one and only Cloud muse! Ask Haruka and Michiru!
Haruka: *pops out of nowhere*
Michiru: *ditto*
Cloud: O_O GAH! *falls off her chair in shock*
Haruka: You asked for us?
Chibi Shakira: Yes! Tell that Chibi Ally person that I'm the best muse Cloud can get!
Cloud: …
Chibi Ally: …
Haruka: …
Michiru: …well…you did give Cloud a lot of evil ideas lately…
Chibi Shakira: Huh? o_o?
Haruka: For example, killing me off in Perfect World! *whacks Cloud over the head*
Cloud: @_@
Chibi Ally: O_O Cloud!! *starts fussing all over Cloud*
Michiru: Another example, making me dream of Harukas horrid death in Rock My Life! I still have nightmares from that one!
Chibi Shakira: What do you want to say with that?
Haruka: That maybe Cloud does need a new muse!
Chibi Shakira: O_O …. *lip starts to quiver* … ;_; *starts bawling REALLY loud*
Cloud: *****_***** My ears! Shakira, calm down!
Chibi Shakira: But you don't want me as your muse anymore!
Chibi Ally: Serves ya right =P
Michiru: Aww, poor Shakira! Hey, why don't you two be Clouds muses? Both of you?
Cloud: I don't know if this is such a good idea…
Haruka: Of course it is! That way, you'll have more ideas, and thus can write more fics ^_^
Cloud: Yeah, and I will be @_@ all day when those two fight!
Chibi Ally & Chibi Shakira: We won't fight! ^_^
Cloud: Promise?
Chibi Ally & Chibi Shakira: ^_^v Yes!
Cloud: …ok…I'll have two muses then…
Haruka: Great :)
Michiru: Anyway, we gotta go now…*grabs Haruka, and they vanish*
Cloud: That was quick! *looks around* Huh? Where'd my muses go? O_o?
Chibi Ally: *sitting in the breast pocket of Clouds shirt!* I'm here!
Chibi Shakira: *sitting on Clouds shoulder!* I'm here!
They both start yelling their ideas into Clouds ears!!
Cloud: @_@ Gaaaaah!! *falls over* I knew that this wasn't a good idea!
The muses continue shouting while Cloud lies twitching on the floor…please…somebody…help….
THE END!!! ^^