It's a small world after all

I was packing for my trip to Disney world when I heard a knock on my window. When I opened the blinds, I saw that it was my friend, puppetmon, hanging upside down from the roof. I opened my window and he jumped into my room, stood up and brushed himself down. "Can I PLEASE go with you?" I looked at my bag where I put my belongings in. It looked like it had a ton of room left. "Ok, you can come," I began before he cut me off. "THANK YOU! Thank you, YEAH!" he screamed as he jumped up and down. "SHHH!!" I said, "My parents will hear you besides, you can only come if you can get in the bag and be quite." I said as he jumped in the bag. Just as I was about to zip it shut, a knock on the window was heard.

When I opened it again, my human friend Salem was holding onto the windows edge. "Can I Please come with you? Besides, the ladder fell." he pleaded. I looked over the edge of the window and saw the ladder laying on the lawn. "Um.ok, just get in the bag." I said lamely. "My dad s going to kill me," But I should have told Salem about puppetmon.

He got in the bag and I zipped it shut and dragged it to the car. "A diet or losing a couple pounds won't hurt" I said as I loaded my bag into the trunk. My parents and sister got in and we drove to the airport. Half way there, I put on my headsets and relaxed. We were going to Florida! At the airport, I wheeled (thank god) my bag in. "ok," I said whispering to my friends in the bag. "We are approaching the X-rays and security. Lie low." The guard digimon, a poorly disguised Vegimon, was drinking. I put my bag down on the ramp and it moved towards the X-rays.

"What the" Said the Vegimon. "Oh god" I said looking at the X- ray screen. I saw Salem's Skeleton waving to the guard and eating popcorn. I slapped my forehead. "Um, you must be seeing things" I told the drunken Vegimon. "I can't see anything." the Vegimon looked confused. " hic.ok, I need to get off this stuff anyways," He mumbled as he threw the bottle of beer into the trash. "NEXT.hic" I quickly rolled my bag on to the plane with a relieved face on. That was to close. All digimon need to be hidden or disguised nowadays in the real world.

I sat down with my bag in the seat next to me, behind my parents. (Good thing) I put on my headphones on again and relaxed. Mean while..

IN THE BAG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Salem looked around.."ok" he said "it's dark in here." He lit a match and saw puppetmon reading a digimon porno magazine. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed. " I think you and me are in this.HAY!! What the?" said puppetmon. "I will so burn you!" said Salem holding the match. I was singing my favorite song "Skater boy" by Averill and painting my nails when I smelt smoke. I looked over and it was coming from my bag, which was jumping around. "Holly shit!" I shouted and opened my bag to find puppetmon batting his flaming hat with my underpants. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "Ooh la La. " said Salem who was going through all of my packed clothes and he pulled out one of my bras "HAY!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!" I shouted, "Um.that idiot tried to um.rape me," said Salem pointing at puppetmon and hiding my bra behind his back. "Hay do not mock my puppet!" I yelled. "Ya" said puppetmon. "Do not mock her puppet.HAY wait a minute." he stalled. "Did you really try to rape him, puppetmon? I asked "NO!" he shouted. "I have photographic proof!" shouted Salem holding up the porn magazine. "Give me that!" I shouted and flipped through it until I was mentally disturbed. Then I came across a scary picture about the dark masters. TOO MUCH PROOF!!! TOO MUCH PROOF! " HAY! Shouted puppetmon. "Piedmon down-loaded it after making it inappropriate on his computer!!! He yelled in anger. "The little bastard." he said under his breath. I turned around to find piedmon dressed up as an old lady. "Is this true??" I angrily said. Holding up the magazine to his face.

He tilted up his glasses and made a weird face. "Well?" I asked him. "Um.it was Myotismon." He said. I looked over at Myotismon who was dressed up as a Female teenager-figures with the long hair. He seemed surprised and said it was Metalseadramon. "Um.ok.and do me a favor.spit out that gum!" I shouted. I ordered Salem to put every thing back in the bag and to tell puppetmon he was sorry. I looked out the window, and to my surprise, I saw Metalseadramon flying beside the plane with about fifteen divermon riding him.I held up the porn magazine to the window and knocked on it. He looked at it and shook his head no. "it was piedmon!" he mouthed. Some of the divermon were giggling and pointing at the magazine. I angrily shut the magazine, and the window flap.

Just then the pilot announced that we were landing in the next five minutes. "Back in the bag!!!" I said as Salem and Puppetmon jumped in it. "Oh" I said. "You won't be needing these." I said holding his matches. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Salem shouted and fell to the floor screaming and kicking like a baby. "That's no way for a teenager to act." I said. I pushed him into the bad and zipped it shut. I guess it's going to be a long trip.

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