A/N: This is an insane fic by Collie and Griz ^_^
Collie: Hehe...
Griz: We'd like to thank the Academy...
Collie:*nods*
Blue's Clues: The Lost Epidsode
By Ruff Collie and Grisabele
Chapter One: Arrival
Once upon a time...in the strange and frightening cartoonish world of Blue's Clues...
Steve lived with his strange blue dog, named Blue. They lived peacefully playing stupid games, until one day, someone knocked on their door...
Blue began barking because, well, that's what dogs do...
Steve jumped up cheerfully from his Thinking Chair, and moved towards the door, skipping and humming along the way.
Whoever was on the other side of the door grew impatient...and kicked it in!
Kain: LET ME IN, FOOLISH HUMAN!
At this, Steve jumped back...
Kain:*growls at him, eyes flashing dangerously* Well? Is this the residence of a...Steve?
Steve: *cheerfully* It sure is! Why don't you come in and we can figure out Blue's Clue's together? ^-^
Kain: *his eyes get wide, then narrow. He puts the Soul Reaver to Steve's throat* What is this...Blue's Clues?
Steve: *oblivious to Kain's threatening, and very cheerfully* It's a game! And do you see all the little children on the other side of the glass wall?
Kain: *looks around, seeing nothing, he turns back to Steve, and growls, pushing the Soul Reaver up against his throat harder, making the tiniest drop of blood emerge* What madness is this!?
Steve: Ow! Why don't we just solve the Clues, and you'll hear the little children...don't hurt me again!
*Blue barks*
Mr. Salt:*suddenly comes in* 'Allo 'allo! Vwat is going on here!?
Steve: I'm trying to solve Blue's Clues with my new friend...ah...I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name...
Kain:*growls* It's Kain, ruler of Nosgoth. *turns toward Mr. Salt, a look of disgust coming to his face immediatly. He raises a hoof, takes aim, and kicks the poor Mr. Salt in the face. Glass and salt fly everywhere, as Mr. Salt dies a very violent death*
Steve: Ew...er...Nice to meetcha, Kain!
Scary Children's Voices: A CLUE! A CLUE!
Kain:*jumps back, frightened* WHAT IN DARK GODS NAME IS THAT!?
Raziel:*suddenly crashes through the roof*
Steve: The voices of children! Oh, hi, Mr. Blue Dude!
Raz:*a big chunk of plaster hits him on the head, and he instantly fades off into the Spectral Realm*
Kain: I HATE ALL MORTALS!!
Steve: ...aww. Where's the clue, kids!
Raz:*comes back, rubbing his head* OW...
SCV: THERE!
Raz:*jumps back* HUH? WHERE!?
Steve: Oh! It's here! *yanks the clue off Raziel's butt*
Raz: OWWW!!
Raz:*clutches his behind* MOMMY!
Steve: Now, we're going to draw in our Handy-Dandy...
SCV: NOTEBOOK!
Steve: That's right! Could you stand still, Mr. Blue Man?
Raz: *yanks the notebook out of Steve's hands, and rips it to shreds* No.
Steve: .....
Kain:*claps* Good one, Raz!
Raz:*irritably* DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Steve: *oblivious* Never fear! I have an endless supply of Handy-Dandy....
Janos:*bursts through the door* NOTEBOOKS!
Steve: ANOTHER BLUE PERSON! ^^
~~
Collie: Hehe...
Griz: We'd like to thank the Academy...
Collie:*nods*
Blue's Clues: The Lost Epidsode
By Ruff Collie and Grisabele
Chapter One: Arrival
Once upon a time...in the strange and frightening cartoonish world of Blue's Clues...
Steve lived with his strange blue dog, named Blue. They lived peacefully playing stupid games, until one day, someone knocked on their door...
Blue began barking because, well, that's what dogs do...
Steve jumped up cheerfully from his Thinking Chair, and moved towards the door, skipping and humming along the way.
Whoever was on the other side of the door grew impatient...and kicked it in!
Kain: LET ME IN, FOOLISH HUMAN!
At this, Steve jumped back...
Kain:*growls at him, eyes flashing dangerously* Well? Is this the residence of a...Steve?
Steve: *cheerfully* It sure is! Why don't you come in and we can figure out Blue's Clue's together? ^-^
Kain: *his eyes get wide, then narrow. He puts the Soul Reaver to Steve's throat* What is this...Blue's Clues?
Steve: *oblivious to Kain's threatening, and very cheerfully* It's a game! And do you see all the little children on the other side of the glass wall?
Kain: *looks around, seeing nothing, he turns back to Steve, and growls, pushing the Soul Reaver up against his throat harder, making the tiniest drop of blood emerge* What madness is this!?
Steve: Ow! Why don't we just solve the Clues, and you'll hear the little children...don't hurt me again!
*Blue barks*
Mr. Salt:*suddenly comes in* 'Allo 'allo! Vwat is going on here!?
Steve: I'm trying to solve Blue's Clues with my new friend...ah...I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name...
Kain:*growls* It's Kain, ruler of Nosgoth. *turns toward Mr. Salt, a look of disgust coming to his face immediatly. He raises a hoof, takes aim, and kicks the poor Mr. Salt in the face. Glass and salt fly everywhere, as Mr. Salt dies a very violent death*
Steve: Ew...er...Nice to meetcha, Kain!
Scary Children's Voices: A CLUE! A CLUE!
Kain:*jumps back, frightened* WHAT IN DARK GODS NAME IS THAT!?
Raziel:*suddenly crashes through the roof*
Steve: The voices of children! Oh, hi, Mr. Blue Dude!
Raz:*a big chunk of plaster hits him on the head, and he instantly fades off into the Spectral Realm*
Kain: I HATE ALL MORTALS!!
Steve: ...aww. Where's the clue, kids!
Raz:*comes back, rubbing his head* OW...
SCV: THERE!
Raz:*jumps back* HUH? WHERE!?
Steve: Oh! It's here! *yanks the clue off Raziel's butt*
Raz: OWWW!!
Raz:*clutches his behind* MOMMY!
Steve: Now, we're going to draw in our Handy-Dandy...
SCV: NOTEBOOK!
Steve: That's right! Could you stand still, Mr. Blue Man?
Raz: *yanks the notebook out of Steve's hands, and rips it to shreds* No.
Steve: .....
Kain:*claps* Good one, Raz!
Raz:*irritably* DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Steve: *oblivious* Never fear! I have an endless supply of Handy-Dandy....
Janos:*bursts through the door* NOTEBOOKS!
Steve: ANOTHER BLUE PERSON! ^^
~~