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A/N: For Velvet, from her faithful beta.
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Save Your Latest Fic For Me
(Parody on "Save Your Last Dance for me", Doc Pomus/Mort Shuman)
You can write
Anything 'bout whatever catches your eye
Keep your
audience tight
You can use
Any hero for a scene or a slash
All that's
not OOC is right
But don't forget who's your faithful beta
And who reads
your stories until three,
Oh, darlin' save your last fic for me.
Oh I know
That reading reviews is addicting like wine
Go and have your
fun
Write and read
But when you're done don't give your fic to
anyone
And don't forget to who you're prone
And who helps your errors
fewer to be
Oh, darlin', save your last fic for me
You can write
Go and carry on 'till the night is gone
But when you're
done
If anyone asks
If you're finished now, can they read for probe
You
must tell them no
And don't forget who's your faithful beta
And who reads your stories until
three,
Oh, darlin' save your last fic for me.
And don't forget to who you're prone
And who helps your errors fewer to
be
Oh, Velvet, save your last fic for me.