Author's Note:
I would like to say that I had to revoke the LAST chapter seven. I swear I didn't do that act, though it was very funny. I have to say that Harry and Ron, masquerading as two drunk frats, hacked into my computer and wrote the obscene dialogue. I also have to tell that some girl named Jack, or Jane something, can't remember, too dull to remember anyway, had probably persuaded them to do it. I lectured them and punished then by making the watch the Mariah Carey movie, Glitter several times, and then, made them watch the last scene of the Chamber of Secrets movie over and over again so Harry would ADMIT that hugging Hermione was a huge mistake, and he'd never do it again. Thank you, I hope you enjoy the REAL accounts of what happens next…
Chapter SevenThe letters
Harry, Uncle Vernon, Tessa, and Jaclyn rode silently and uncomfortably home with only a few comments here and there by Tessa and Jaclyn.
"So, um nice car, Mr. Dursely." Said Jaclyn.
"yes, very nice leather." Agrees Tessa.
"It's, um my company car". Informs Uncle Vernon.
"oh really?"
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That was the entire conversation for 5 hours.
When they finally got back to 4 Privet Dr., they were all tired, bored and for Jaclyn, bruised. Harry, Tessa, and Jaclyn run upstairs to find Hedwig, Pig, Errol, AND Hermes sitting on his bed with several letters at their feet, about half of them looked official. As Harry sorted through them, he found 3 from Ron, one from Hermione, one from Sirius, 3 from the Ministry of Magic, and 1 from Hogwarts.
'One from Sirius?' thought Harry, remembering the now from before the attack. "there was a note, about Sirius, something bad happened. Why is there this letter?" thought Harry aloud.
"better open it then"
Dear Harry, the letter began.
How are you? Buckbeak and I are fine. I just wanted to congratulate you on your graduation of the fourth year. I am so proud. I am happy to say that I found out that they are planning an investigation on my "murder". I do believe that Dumbledore has tipped off the Ministry of Magic. Maybe by the time you get into your seventh year, you could live with me.
Hope you have a bearable summer,
Sirius
Harry had a knot in his throat. What had happened to Sirius? Harry opened another letter, this one is from Hermione. Dear Harry, Are you all right? Hedwig came in the middle of the night, and she looked so serious so I immediately wrote back. Who's this Jaclyn? She wrote to me saying that my love, Harry was attacked! I don' know what this "Jaclyn" is talking about. Oh well, if you don't get this message, I E-mailed your cousin, Dudley. Write to me as soon as possible.-Hermione
Now the three from Ron
Harry-
I saw this great movie! It's about this American girl who was born in Alabama, and lives in New York! She's wicked pretty and she's stuck in this love triangle between her RICH fiancé and her Alabama true love. Oh it's great! Saw it 3 times!.
-Ron
Harry-
Now I am sick of that movie. Why do they have to cry about some dead dog? I mean it's dead! And they sit on another dog's gravestone! Ugh! Plus, I noticed that there are absolutely no broomstick shops anywhere! Where will they get their Quidditch stuff? Hmmm….. whatever.
-Ron
Harry-
Are you alright? What happened? This girl, Tessa, wrote to me saying you were attacked. Do you have a girlfriend all ready? Write to me! Now!
-Ron
Harry laughed to himself despite the impeding death of his godfather. He pushed Ron and Hermione's letters to the side. He looked at the more official letters. He opened one of the Ministry of Magic's letters. It read:
Dear Mr. Potter:
We have been informed at exactly 10:58 pm, your house at 4 Privet Dr. Little Whinging, Surrey, had several magical happenings, including the Stun Charm and the Alohamora Spell.
As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to perform spells outside school, and further spellwork on your part may lead to expulsion from said school (Decree of Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, 1875, Paragraph C).
Yours Sincerely,
Mafalda HopKirk
Improper Use of Magic Office, Ministry of Magic
"Oh, great another one of these! I might get expelled depending on the other letters" exclaimed Harry, now opening another letter.
Dear Mr. Potter:
We apologize for the last letter we sent to you. We have to revoke in because you weren't in the doing of the Alohamora and Stun Charms at 10:58 pm, your house at 4 Privet Dr. Little Whinging, Surrey. All at the Ministry of Magic apologize for our profound mistake. We will do our best to not participate in these wrong doings again.
Yours Sincerely,
Mafalda HopKirk
Improper Use of Magic Office, Ministry of Magic
'oh good, Voldemort's back, and the Ministry is making little mistakes!' thought Harry.
"Man, you get a lot of mail, don't you?" asks Tessa.
"Yea, I guess.". Now Harry was opening yet another Ministry letter.
Dear Mr. Potter:
We have been informed about you mysteriously landing in Bath last night. We hacked in to the hospital's "computer" and found your record as mysterious and undecided. We are sending a investigator over to examine the scene around 5:00 pm today.
Thank you for your cooperation,
Mafalda HopKirk
Improper Use of Magic Office, Ministry of Magic
"what time is it now?" asked Harry.
"2:16" said Jaclyn.
"oh, okay.". Harry opened the last letter. The letter from Hogwarts. What could this be?
Dear Harry,
Mr. Cornelius Fudge has informed me about the recent happenings that have revolved around you. We both know Voldemort is back, this is most likely him up to it. Be careful, Harry. Whatever you do, Do Not Trust Anyone You Just Meet.
-Headmaster Dumbledore
"Harry, what does that say?" asked Tessa, know scooting toward Harry to look at the letter.
Harry began to feel uneasy. 'could Tessa and Jaclyn actually be evil? No, they couldn't be, could they?'