Jaclyn-
usted es malvado. No deseo ninguna asociación con usted. Estoy mirando Spongebob Squarepants, y estoy en mi modo "feliz". Pero usted es mal inmóvil. Si usted debe leer mi historia, usted tiene que seguir estas pautas:
- usted no puede dejar una revisión hecha por cualquier persona otra a excepción de usted.
- si alguien ficticio o cualquier persona se asoció al Harry Potter repasa mi página, yo le culpa. ¿- consígala?
Gracias por su mala traducción.
- Tessa
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Chapter Ten
The Really, Really Ugly Dresses

The girl-ish scream shocked everyone, and the thump had moved everyone (literally). Uncle Vernon dropped his coffee, Tessa and Jaclyn, for some reason, landed in a sink that popped out of nowhere. Harry, actually didn't move at all but did start laughing at the girls, who now were soaked in sudsy water. "Oh Duddy-kins!" shrieked Aunt Petunia., running upstairs.
"Oh our clothes!" exclaimed Jaclyn. "We don't have any others!"
"Don't worry, Aunt Petunia, has girl clothes. She's always wanted a girl, so she regularly buys girl stuff. She tried to get me into one of those horrid shirts, but it "accidently" melted."
Aunt Petunia and Dudley came down the stairs. Dudley was rubbing his backside. " I went upstairs to the bathroom, opened the door, and that wax figure of Jaclyn was sitting on the toilet! I fell, and hurt my butt" Dudley sobbed. "God, that thing is scary looking!"
"Oh, Honey, have some chocolate cake" cooed Aunt Petunia, now cutting a 6 layer cake in half, putting a piece on a plate, and handed it to Dudley. "Girls, you are wet."
"Yea, we've noticed. Can we borrow some clothing? It's cold in these."
"Sure!" Aunt Petunia's face lit up, "Oh, I have the most darling pieces!" with this, she lead the very scared looking Tessa and Jaclyn upstairs.
Uncle Vernon leaned toward Harry and said "Harry, I think it would be the best for all of us for you to go somewhere where there, um, are, er, people like you."
"I'll ask some friends."
"Good, with that done and taken care of, I would like to ask you another thing, what the hell is with the wax figurine? It's scared the bloody hell out of me. I was getting into the bath, and that thing was there. It's creepy."
"Okay."
"We're back" sang Aunt Petunia. "Here are these gorgeous ladies!" They all looked at the head of the stairs. Nobody came. "Come on girls! You look gorgeous" said Aunt Petunia, now with threat in her voice. "COME ON GIRLS!!!"
There were voices at the top of the stairs, they sounded like "You go, no, you go, no, YOU go." Then FINALLY, Tessa and Jaclyn came down the stairs. They had very uncomfortable looks on their faces. Tessa had her long hair tied back with a big fuchsia fake flower, on her yellow poofy dress matching fuchsia blobs. Jaclyn wasn't much better. Her hair was so tightly pulled back, it gave Harry a headache. She had a bright pink poofy kid's dress with red/brown butterflies splashed on it. They had a look on their faces like they wanted to dive under the doormat.
"Aren't they gorgeous?" asked Aunt Petunia.
"Yeah...." droned on Dudley.
"Harry and I discussed that maybe he could stay with one of his, um, colleagues. Maybe you two could go with him."
"Of course."
Just then, hundreds of letters flew through the window.