Disclaimer: You know I never did understand just why we have to put up disclaimers. I mean we all know that known of us own anything (otherwise we wouldn't be writing FanFiction) We're all just huge fans of the show (hence the name FanFiction).

Summary: Ok this is a weird fic where the characters know that they are in the fic.

WARNING!!!! THERE IS AN ACTUAL PLOT HERE BUT I ASSURE THIS FIC IS INSANE!!!! I pray you all survive.

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qt: Well it seems it seems that I've survied long enough to write the final chapter. Yes here it is the long awaited answer to the question: Can You Guess Who? After a few more clues I'll tell you who the mother is. The next clue comes from James. Oh yeah and here our your guess.

Misty Melody Jessie

And

May

Actually some thought it was Brock…

Brock: NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!

qt: BROCK! This is a G rated story!!!

Brock: But me and Ash? No way!

qt: Ok heads up Ash and Misty probably don't like it anymore than you do.

Brock: But what does that have to do with Mist...::eyes get wide as realization hits:: ohhhhhh.

qt: Yes know is you don't mind James is going to come out and give the next clue.

::James walks out looking very nervous::

James: I was just told Jessibelle was here.

qt: ::rubs temples:: No she's not just please get on with your clue.

James: Fine. Stupid twerp's been messing up our plans since...

Brock: TOO MUCH INFO BASTARD!!

qt: BROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brock: Uh oh better run. ::starts running down hallway::

qt: I'm really sorry this is such a short chapter folks. But I have to stop and change the rating. I'll post the next chapter with only three words (ok four words) the mother is...

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R&R!!!!