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qt: Well I've changed the rating so that Brock's little swear fest won't be totally out of bounds.

::glares at Brock::

Brock: I said I was sorry.

qt: Anyways now I'm going to reveal who the mother is.

::Misty, Melody, and Jessie, and May lean over eagerly::

qt: ASH! Come out here and reveal the mother.

::Ash walks up and kisses Melody::

Ash: Nope.

::Ash kisses Jessie::

Ash: Nope.

::Ash kisses May::

Ash: Nope.

::Ash kisses Misty. His eyes widen::

Ash: Who cares who the mother is. THIS GIRL CAN KISS!

::Ash and Misty walk off the stage. Jessie, May, Melody, and qt look with gaping mouths::

qt: ::smiles:: Well it's about time!

::Everyone turns to look at qt::

James: What do you mean it's about time?

qt: This fic made them realize what I've been trying to get across to them for a while.

Tracey: Which is what exactly?

qt: That they're made for each other.

::everyone sweat drops::

Brock: So who was the mother?

qt: Me!

Everyone: YOU!

qt: ::giggles:: Yup!

May: But none of the clues lead up to you!

qt: Sure they do.

Jessie: Prove it!

qt: Okay!

::pulls out tape and puts it into VCR that appears out of nowhere::

::Shot of Ash giving clue on comes on::

qt: Clue 1! The mother looks like the baby. The baby has blue eyes and so do I.

Jessie: So?

qt: Clue 2! The mother never loved Brock. I never have and never will love Brock as anything more than a brother.

Melody: Big Whoop!

qt: Clue 3! The mother is not Melody. As you can all see I'm not Melody.

May: And...

qt: Clue 4! The mother is very violent. Hehe...::sweatdrops::I guess I can get a bit violent sometimes.

Everyone: Okay?

qt: Clue 5! ::quotes James:: "Stupid Twerps been messing up our plans since..." Shortly after Ash beat the Jhoto League I joined the gang and became known as a twerp.

 Everyone: I guess that makes sense.

qt: Of course it does!

::curtain closes::

qt: ::voice can be heard in the distance:: Thank you for playing Can You Guess Who! Come back next time! ::notices everyone's glares:: ::gulps:: If I live to write a next time!

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Ha-ha! Bet you all weren't expecting that! Well. R&R and maybe if you ask nicely I'll make another one.