Legacy of Bob: Goth Omen 2
Chapter 3
*Bob enters the Smuggler's Den.*
Tami: *whispering* Greetings, Bob.
Bob: You eluded the guards?
Tami: They were no match for my jigglers.
Bob: You make Jell-O?
Tami: The best in Nosgoth!
Bob: You'll have to let me sample your jigglers sometime.
Tami: Oh you know I will.
Bob: So, I'm to go through a Smuggler's Tunnel. Where is it?
Tami: Do I look like a Meridian tour guide? I can barely find my own feet without a mirror! I have sent Cable technicians to help guide you.
Bob: How will I know this person?
Tami: He will know you, and be near the Cable van. The one that says Time Warner.
Bob: Wait; hold on, my makeup is smearing. *Touches up* Ok. Time Warner Cable van. Got it. *Skips along* (Realistically, I shouldn't know what a van is, but that's beside the point. After all, nobody's really marking this fic or the game for consistencies.)
*Bob skips along and finds a van*
Bob: Hi. I heard you have something for me.
Crack dealer: I got lotsa stuff for ya if you have the dough. *Shows various selections of crack*
Cable Guy: *From across the street* HEY STUPID OVER HERE!
Bob: OHHHHHH, there's the Cable van! So, who are you?
Cable Guy: Caaaaaaablllllllle Guuuuuuuuuy!
Bob: Ummm K.
Cable Guy: I'm going to take you a few blocks down, and then use a lift to get you underground.
Bob: Nosgoth has lifts?
Cable Guy: Nosgoth has many technologies it shouldn't have, but not lifts. I'm really just going to shove you down a hole.
Bob: Sounds fun! Lets go!
*Cable Guy takes Bob down to the Smuggler's Tunnel. It has a sign saying Smuggler's Tunnel with Smuggler's crossed out and Of Love written underneath Tunnel. *
Bob: This is safe, right?
Cable: ...Yeah *shoves Bob into the tunnel. He lands on his head* Well.for me. Heheheh.
Bob: Ow. At least I landed on my head and didn't damage anything. *He travels along until he meets Tom. *
Tom: G'Day Bob, do you remember me who served you so well?
Bob: Yes, I do! You made one mean martini.
Tom: I've moved onto my own brand of beer.
Bob: What kind of beer?
Tom: *Camera zooms in on Bob* Goth boy. *Can of beer slams down* Beer. Faustus: Nosgothic for beer.
Bob: Faustus. Sounds yummy.
Tom: URGH! YUMMY? What are you a 15-year-old teenybopper female with pigtails and a Britney Spears poster?
Bob: No......I'm a 400-year-old vampire with a Christina Aguleira poster! Get it right.
Tom: I'll destroy you where you stand!
Bob: Then I'll sit. *Sits down*
Tom: Blast it! Now what am I gonna do?
Bob: We play hot potato with a bomb.
Tom: Sounds fair. *They throw a bomb back and forth. It eventually blows Tom to Kingdom Come. *
Bob: Yay, I win! *Cue Final Fantasy victory music as Bob spins once then jumps up and down flailing his arms. *
*Sign comes up*
Sign: Bob gains 200 EXP. Found 500 GP and MAKEUP. Learned LONG JUMP. Bob gained one level. Bob is at level 3.
Chapter 3
*Bob enters the Smuggler's Den.*
Tami: *whispering* Greetings, Bob.
Bob: You eluded the guards?
Tami: They were no match for my jigglers.
Bob: You make Jell-O?
Tami: The best in Nosgoth!
Bob: You'll have to let me sample your jigglers sometime.
Tami: Oh you know I will.
Bob: So, I'm to go through a Smuggler's Tunnel. Where is it?
Tami: Do I look like a Meridian tour guide? I can barely find my own feet without a mirror! I have sent Cable technicians to help guide you.
Bob: How will I know this person?
Tami: He will know you, and be near the Cable van. The one that says Time Warner.
Bob: Wait; hold on, my makeup is smearing. *Touches up* Ok. Time Warner Cable van. Got it. *Skips along* (Realistically, I shouldn't know what a van is, but that's beside the point. After all, nobody's really marking this fic or the game for consistencies.)
*Bob skips along and finds a van*
Bob: Hi. I heard you have something for me.
Crack dealer: I got lotsa stuff for ya if you have the dough. *Shows various selections of crack*
Cable Guy: *From across the street* HEY STUPID OVER HERE!
Bob: OHHHHHH, there's the Cable van! So, who are you?
Cable Guy: Caaaaaaablllllllle Guuuuuuuuuy!
Bob: Ummm K.
Cable Guy: I'm going to take you a few blocks down, and then use a lift to get you underground.
Bob: Nosgoth has lifts?
Cable Guy: Nosgoth has many technologies it shouldn't have, but not lifts. I'm really just going to shove you down a hole.
Bob: Sounds fun! Lets go!
*Cable Guy takes Bob down to the Smuggler's Tunnel. It has a sign saying Smuggler's Tunnel with Smuggler's crossed out and Of Love written underneath Tunnel. *
Bob: This is safe, right?
Cable: ...Yeah *shoves Bob into the tunnel. He lands on his head* Well.for me. Heheheh.
Bob: Ow. At least I landed on my head and didn't damage anything. *He travels along until he meets Tom. *
Tom: G'Day Bob, do you remember me who served you so well?
Bob: Yes, I do! You made one mean martini.
Tom: I've moved onto my own brand of beer.
Bob: What kind of beer?
Tom: *Camera zooms in on Bob* Goth boy. *Can of beer slams down* Beer. Faustus: Nosgothic for beer.
Bob: Faustus. Sounds yummy.
Tom: URGH! YUMMY? What are you a 15-year-old teenybopper female with pigtails and a Britney Spears poster?
Bob: No......I'm a 400-year-old vampire with a Christina Aguleira poster! Get it right.
Tom: I'll destroy you where you stand!
Bob: Then I'll sit. *Sits down*
Tom: Blast it! Now what am I gonna do?
Bob: We play hot potato with a bomb.
Tom: Sounds fair. *They throw a bomb back and forth. It eventually blows Tom to Kingdom Come. *
Bob: Yay, I win! *Cue Final Fantasy victory music as Bob spins once then jumps up and down flailing his arms. *
*Sign comes up*
Sign: Bob gains 200 EXP. Found 500 GP and MAKEUP. Learned LONG JUMP. Bob gained one level. Bob is at level 3.