***Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except Alyssa and
Dogbird. I'm just a person who wanted to make a story so don't sue me or
anything!***
*CHAPTER 1*
Alyssa: I'm tired of this stupid house. Mom I think I'm going to leave to go to a new town I've never even heard of even though I'm only 12 years old and I'll go live with a whole bunch of animals who are half my size and don't hardly understand English.
Mom: Okay honey! Have a good time!
Alyssa packs up all of her stuff and goes on a train to leave to a new town. She sits in a seat and sees a very ugly cat walking towards her.
Cat: Hi! My name's Rover!
Alyssa: Isn't that a dog's name
Rover: What's your name?
Alyssa: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Rover: Um yeah it is a dog's name. My parents were drunk when they had me so I just got named Rover.
Alyssa: Oh okay my name's Alyssa so now that you know can you maybe. get lost?!
Rover: Uh. no. Where are you going?
Alyssa: Try this - WHO CARES! It is none of your business!
Rover: WHO CARES! What a nice name for a town! I'm sure you will have fun-
Alyssa: SHUT UP! That isn't the name of the town. Okay I'll just make up the first name that comes to my head and then that magically will be the name of the town I'm going to.
Rover: Oh. okay! So are you going for a visit or are you moving?
Alyssa: I'm going to a town called Nowhere and I am moving. Maybe you can shut up now that I've told you! Has anyone ever told you that you have an unusually BIG MOUTH?!
Rover: No, I don't think so.
Alyssa puts her head in her hands. What did I do to deserve this?
Rover: Sounds like fun! Oh it looks like we've just arrived in NOWHERE well I'll see you later!
Alyssa: Hopefully not.
Alyssa gets off the train and runs into a monkey.
Monkey: Hello and welcome to Nowhere!
Alyssa: Yeah.
Alyssa walks down the steps and hears someone yelling.
Unknown Voice: Hey wait up!
Alyssa tries to run away but she just doesn't seem to be able to move. I wonder why.
Tom: You must be ALYSSA! I heard all about you!
Alyssa: Hmm, figures.
Tom: Come with me! I will show you 4 houses and you can pick one to move into!
Alyssa: Fine.
Tom Nook goes to the houses and Alyssa automatically follows as if in a trance.
Tom: These are the houses. Feel free to look inside and take a look around! But they are how should I say, a bit - cozy.
Alyssa: Yeah whatever. I'll take the one over there.
Tom: You have to go in it first.
Alyssa: WHY!
Tom: Because this game makes you go in it before you can buy it.
Alyssa: Okay FINE. I'll go into your little stupid house.
Alyssa walks into a house already occupied.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry. You can't go into that one. Someone is already occupying-
Alyssa: AARRGGHHH!! Okay you know what fine. You can just pick for me I don't really care!
Tom: Okay you can have this house.
Tom walks over to the crappiest house of the 4 and asks Alyssa for the money.
Alyssa: What money? No one tells me anything!
Tom: Well you see, you have to pay me money to buy a house. 19,800 bells please
Alyssa looks in her pockets to find 1,000 bells that somehow got in there.
Alyssa: Why bells?
Tom: Because that's what our money is called. Just give me it.
Alyssa: All I can find is - wait, hold on juusst a second okay?
Alyssa walks over to the neighbor's house and finds 20,000 bells lying on the ground that they left there. She picks it up and puts it in her pockets.
Alyssa: Here! Here's the money all of it!
Tom: But, you're not supposed to have all the money. you're just supposed to have 1,000 bells and then I'm supposed to get mad at you and-
Alyssa: Yeah yeah who cares.
Tom: Well I guess you don't have to take this uniform then. Unless you want it.
Alyssa takes one look at the uniform, runs into a bush nearby and pukes her guts out. She goes back to her new house that is about as big as half of her old bedroom.
Alyssa: What the *$?% happened to all my furniture?! There's just a bunch of stupid bitten leaves in my pockets!
Alyssa throws all the leaves on the floor and then furniture starts popping up. The room is overflown and she is trapped in her room squished against a couch and her bed.
Alyssa: Oopsies.
Alyssa picks up all the furnitures except her bed and manages to stuff all of them in her pockets. She lies on her bed and almost falls asleep.
Alyssa: Oh yeah! I have to talk to that freakin' Gyroid outside.
Alyssa talks to Gyroid then goes back into her house, trips over the bed and falls face flat on the floor. She doesn't care so she just falls asleep.
*CHAPTER 1*
Alyssa: I'm tired of this stupid house. Mom I think I'm going to leave to go to a new town I've never even heard of even though I'm only 12 years old and I'll go live with a whole bunch of animals who are half my size and don't hardly understand English.
Mom: Okay honey! Have a good time!
Alyssa packs up all of her stuff and goes on a train to leave to a new town. She sits in a seat and sees a very ugly cat walking towards her.
Cat: Hi! My name's Rover!
Alyssa: Isn't that a dog's name
Rover: What's your name?
Alyssa: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Rover: Um yeah it is a dog's name. My parents were drunk when they had me so I just got named Rover.
Alyssa: Oh okay my name's Alyssa so now that you know can you maybe. get lost?!
Rover: Uh. no. Where are you going?
Alyssa: Try this - WHO CARES! It is none of your business!
Rover: WHO CARES! What a nice name for a town! I'm sure you will have fun-
Alyssa: SHUT UP! That isn't the name of the town. Okay I'll just make up the first name that comes to my head and then that magically will be the name of the town I'm going to.
Rover: Oh. okay! So are you going for a visit or are you moving?
Alyssa: I'm going to a town called Nowhere and I am moving. Maybe you can shut up now that I've told you! Has anyone ever told you that you have an unusually BIG MOUTH?!
Rover: No, I don't think so.
Alyssa puts her head in her hands. What did I do to deserve this?
Rover: Sounds like fun! Oh it looks like we've just arrived in NOWHERE well I'll see you later!
Alyssa: Hopefully not.
Alyssa gets off the train and runs into a monkey.
Monkey: Hello and welcome to Nowhere!
Alyssa: Yeah.
Alyssa walks down the steps and hears someone yelling.
Unknown Voice: Hey wait up!
Alyssa tries to run away but she just doesn't seem to be able to move. I wonder why.
Tom: You must be ALYSSA! I heard all about you!
Alyssa: Hmm, figures.
Tom: Come with me! I will show you 4 houses and you can pick one to move into!
Alyssa: Fine.
Tom Nook goes to the houses and Alyssa automatically follows as if in a trance.
Tom: These are the houses. Feel free to look inside and take a look around! But they are how should I say, a bit - cozy.
Alyssa: Yeah whatever. I'll take the one over there.
Tom: You have to go in it first.
Alyssa: WHY!
Tom: Because this game makes you go in it before you can buy it.
Alyssa: Okay FINE. I'll go into your little stupid house.
Alyssa walks into a house already occupied.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry. You can't go into that one. Someone is already occupying-
Alyssa: AARRGGHHH!! Okay you know what fine. You can just pick for me I don't really care!
Tom: Okay you can have this house.
Tom walks over to the crappiest house of the 4 and asks Alyssa for the money.
Alyssa: What money? No one tells me anything!
Tom: Well you see, you have to pay me money to buy a house. 19,800 bells please
Alyssa looks in her pockets to find 1,000 bells that somehow got in there.
Alyssa: Why bells?
Tom: Because that's what our money is called. Just give me it.
Alyssa: All I can find is - wait, hold on juusst a second okay?
Alyssa walks over to the neighbor's house and finds 20,000 bells lying on the ground that they left there. She picks it up and puts it in her pockets.
Alyssa: Here! Here's the money all of it!
Tom: But, you're not supposed to have all the money. you're just supposed to have 1,000 bells and then I'm supposed to get mad at you and-
Alyssa: Yeah yeah who cares.
Tom: Well I guess you don't have to take this uniform then. Unless you want it.
Alyssa takes one look at the uniform, runs into a bush nearby and pukes her guts out. She goes back to her new house that is about as big as half of her old bedroom.
Alyssa: What the *$?% happened to all my furniture?! There's just a bunch of stupid bitten leaves in my pockets!
Alyssa throws all the leaves on the floor and then furniture starts popping up. The room is overflown and she is trapped in her room squished against a couch and her bed.
Alyssa: Oopsies.
Alyssa picks up all the furnitures except her bed and manages to stuff all of them in her pockets. She lies on her bed and almost falls asleep.
Alyssa: Oh yeah! I have to talk to that freakin' Gyroid outside.
Alyssa talks to Gyroid then goes back into her house, trips over the bed and falls face flat on the floor. She doesn't care so she just falls asleep.