***Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except Alyssa and
Dogbird. I'm just a person who wanted to make a story so don't sue me or
anything!***
*CHAPTER 2*
Alyssa wakes up only to find herself on the floor with a huge bruise.
Alyssa: Why the heck am I on the floor? Oh well.
Alyssa gets up and sees a light blinking on her mailbox. She opens it and finds some mail. She finds advertisements for the museum and a note from mom. She crumples up all the mail and throws it on the ground and it disappears.
Alyssa walks into the next acre and sees a house. Some mummy-thing walks out of it.
Mummy-Thing: Hi! My name's Lucky! You must be new in town! My name's Lucky!
Alyssa: You just said that.
Lucky: Just said what?
Alyssa: Nevermind. I never, ever would have guessed your name was Lucky.
Lucky: Why would you say that?
Alyssa looks at the ugly thing wrapped in white tape which somewhat resembles a dog.
Alyssa: Uggh nevermind just forget everything I said, forget me. I'm going to go now.
Alyssa walks over to a tree and bangs her head on it. Why why WHY?? All of a sudden, bees start flying out of the tree. Alyssa shoves Lucky out of the way and runs into his - erm, ITS house, leaving Lucky to get stung. But since Lucky has all that freakin' tape on himself for who knows what reason, he does not get stung.
Alyssa peaks out of the house to see if the bees are still there. Nope, but that ugly resurrected dog still is. She walks to the next acre. Something even weirder looking (if that is possible) walks out of a house.
Weird Thing: Hi! Welcome to Nowhere! You must be new. I saw you got chased by the bees. My name is Dogbird!
Alyssa: And I think I will kick myself for asking this, but what exactly are you??
Dogbird: I am both a dog and a bird!
Alyssa: Oh, I thought they just put normal animals in this game.
Dogbird: Well, you see, I was not originally put in this game. I am actually a rejected Pokémon that got put in this stupid game and all of my powers were taken away.
Alyssa: Riigghht, don't worry, happens ALL the time. hehe.
Alyssa quickly runs away to escape all the weirdness into the nearest door she can find. It happens to be Nookington's.
Alyssa: Where am I?
Tom: Hello and welcome to Nookington's - oh Alyssa it's you! I've been meaning to talk to you. You see there's this thing called HRA and-
Alyssa: I don't want it.
Tom: But you have to!
Alyssa: NO!!!!!!!!!
Tom: But the game says.
Alyssa: You know what I don't care! Just go away!
Tom: This is my store though.
Alyssa: Oh - yeah. Well then. I'M LEAVING!
Alyssa stomps out the door and trudges all over the flowers that Tom Nook had to plant because she didn't have to do her job. That was because she paid off all of her money. Hey, wait a second.
Alyssa pushes open the sliding door breaking it down, and knocks Tom Nook over onto the floor.
Alyssa: May I ask WHY THE HECK you were standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR??
Tom: Well you see, you are the only customer I have. None of the animals actually come to my store, they just say they do. So I just stand here right in front of the door waiting for you.
Alyssa: Wow, you animals really don't have a life at all do you?
Tom: Um. nope not really.
Alyssa: Oh yeah when are you gonna upgrade my house? Because I have this LITTLE complaint that my so-called HOUSE isn't even the size of a normal BEDROOM!
Tom: Okay I'll have it ready by tomorrow! What color roof-
Alyssa: NO you're wrong you will have it ready by TODAY! There is NO WAY I'm going to live in that little stupid closet a whole 'nother day! Oh yes, and I would like my roof to be painted a pretty pink. SO STEP ON IT!!!
Alyssa watches as Tom Nook rushes out of the door and immediately starts building onto her house. She stares until it is almost night time.
Alyssa: Okay Nook get out of my way I wanna go to bed. And I have to talk to the little tree stump over there.
Alyssa points to the Gyroid. She chucks a rock at it so it will stop jiggling around so much and then yells at it to save her game. She quietly walks into her bed and peacefully falls asleep.
*CHAPTER 2*
Alyssa wakes up only to find herself on the floor with a huge bruise.
Alyssa: Why the heck am I on the floor? Oh well.
Alyssa gets up and sees a light blinking on her mailbox. She opens it and finds some mail. She finds advertisements for the museum and a note from mom. She crumples up all the mail and throws it on the ground and it disappears.
Alyssa walks into the next acre and sees a house. Some mummy-thing walks out of it.
Mummy-Thing: Hi! My name's Lucky! You must be new in town! My name's Lucky!
Alyssa: You just said that.
Lucky: Just said what?
Alyssa: Nevermind. I never, ever would have guessed your name was Lucky.
Lucky: Why would you say that?
Alyssa looks at the ugly thing wrapped in white tape which somewhat resembles a dog.
Alyssa: Uggh nevermind just forget everything I said, forget me. I'm going to go now.
Alyssa walks over to a tree and bangs her head on it. Why why WHY?? All of a sudden, bees start flying out of the tree. Alyssa shoves Lucky out of the way and runs into his - erm, ITS house, leaving Lucky to get stung. But since Lucky has all that freakin' tape on himself for who knows what reason, he does not get stung.
Alyssa peaks out of the house to see if the bees are still there. Nope, but that ugly resurrected dog still is. She walks to the next acre. Something even weirder looking (if that is possible) walks out of a house.
Weird Thing: Hi! Welcome to Nowhere! You must be new. I saw you got chased by the bees. My name is Dogbird!
Alyssa: And I think I will kick myself for asking this, but what exactly are you??
Dogbird: I am both a dog and a bird!
Alyssa: Oh, I thought they just put normal animals in this game.
Dogbird: Well, you see, I was not originally put in this game. I am actually a rejected Pokémon that got put in this stupid game and all of my powers were taken away.
Alyssa: Riigghht, don't worry, happens ALL the time. hehe.
Alyssa quickly runs away to escape all the weirdness into the nearest door she can find. It happens to be Nookington's.
Alyssa: Where am I?
Tom: Hello and welcome to Nookington's - oh Alyssa it's you! I've been meaning to talk to you. You see there's this thing called HRA and-
Alyssa: I don't want it.
Tom: But you have to!
Alyssa: NO!!!!!!!!!
Tom: But the game says.
Alyssa: You know what I don't care! Just go away!
Tom: This is my store though.
Alyssa: Oh - yeah. Well then. I'M LEAVING!
Alyssa stomps out the door and trudges all over the flowers that Tom Nook had to plant because she didn't have to do her job. That was because she paid off all of her money. Hey, wait a second.
Alyssa pushes open the sliding door breaking it down, and knocks Tom Nook over onto the floor.
Alyssa: May I ask WHY THE HECK you were standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR??
Tom: Well you see, you are the only customer I have. None of the animals actually come to my store, they just say they do. So I just stand here right in front of the door waiting for you.
Alyssa: Wow, you animals really don't have a life at all do you?
Tom: Um. nope not really.
Alyssa: Oh yeah when are you gonna upgrade my house? Because I have this LITTLE complaint that my so-called HOUSE isn't even the size of a normal BEDROOM!
Tom: Okay I'll have it ready by tomorrow! What color roof-
Alyssa: NO you're wrong you will have it ready by TODAY! There is NO WAY I'm going to live in that little stupid closet a whole 'nother day! Oh yes, and I would like my roof to be painted a pretty pink. SO STEP ON IT!!!
Alyssa watches as Tom Nook rushes out of the door and immediately starts building onto her house. She stares until it is almost night time.
Alyssa: Okay Nook get out of my way I wanna go to bed. And I have to talk to the little tree stump over there.
Alyssa points to the Gyroid. She chucks a rock at it so it will stop jiggling around so much and then yells at it to save her game. She quietly walks into her bed and peacefully falls asleep.