***Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except Alyssa and
Dogbird. I'm just a person who wanted to make a story so don't sue me or
anything!***
*CHAPTER 3*
Alyssa wakes up and rolls off her bed, taking the sheets with her.
Alyssa: I guess I better go meet everyone else in town. Might as well get up.
Alyssa gets up and walks to the door and walks out. She goes to the next acre over and sees a brand new house. Then a big coconut walks out.
Alyssa: And what may I ask are YOU supposed to be?!
Coconut: Hi! I'm Coco! You must be new here.
Alyssa: You didn't answer my question What the heck are you!!
Coco is silent for a moment.
Alyssa: Okay then. I guess I'll be leaving.
Alyssa walks over to the post office. She decides to write a letter to Dogbird:
To Dogbird
I feel very sorry for you. If only you weren't so ugly, maybe you could have some friends. It must be hard being a reject. But don't worry, all the other animals in this town are freaks too, so it shouldn't be too hard finding at least one friend. Oh yeah, and by the way, you might've noticed some furnitures missing in your house.
From Alyssa
She mailed the letter. A few seconds later, she walked back to her house and she had already gotten a letter back - how amazing! She opened her mailbox.
To Alyssa
I'm sorry, but I couldn't understand your letter. Could you please try to write in smaller words? It is hard for me to understand. Just because I'm mentally challenged, you don't have to point it out! Please send a more simpler letter next time.
From Dogbird
Alyssa crumples the letter up and throws it on the ground and once again, it just vanishes. Why do I even bother? Alyssa also sees another letter in the mailbox. It is an advertisement to come visit the town called Somewhere. Must be better than Nowhere, she thought. She quickly left on the train. She found a seat, which happened to be the same seat as when she came to the town. And coincidentally, everyone else that was on the train was in their exact same places as last time!! All the sudden, a big white thing with ears walks over to her seat.
Big White Thing: Hey can I sit here?
Alyssa: No.
Big White Thing: Okay.
Big White Thing takes a seat across from Alyssa.
Big White Thing: Hi my name's Blanca- hey what are you staring at?
Alyssa: Nothing.
Blanca: It has to be something!
Alyssa: No literally, it's nothing. I can understand why you were named Blanca.
Blanca: WHAT?! My face is gone again?
Alyssa: Oh, so this is NORMAL for you.
Blanca: Can you draw my face back again?
Alyssa: Suuurrre. (laughs evilly)
Alyssa draws a star for one eye and a big black X for the other. She puts a teeny little pink dot right in between the "eyes" for her nose. She draws big huge red lips for the mouth and decides to add blue polka dots all over her face.
Blanca: Thanks! I bet it looks great!
Alyssa: Um. of course it does!
The train comes to a stop. Alyssa quickly rushes off the train when Blanca reaches for her mirror. A monkey stops her.
Monkey: Hello and welcome to Somewhere!
Alyssa: Yeah whatever.
Alyssa shoves the monkey out of her way and walks down the stairs of the train station. She walks over to a few acres and finally spots a house. A big huge pink hippo with an extremely unproportional head walks out.
Big Huge Hippo: Oh hi. You must be new here. My names Bitty but don't be too jealous of my looks!
Alyssa: Oh don't worry, I'm sure I won't be.
Bitty: So why are you here? Are you visiting?
Alyssa: Well duh, I don't live here ya retard.
Alyssa keeps talking to her and walking away, talking and walking away.
Bitty: Well aren't you the little persistent one! Why can't you find a new friend? Am I your only friend? Go bug someone else!
Alyssa turns around and starts away, then quickly turns around and kicks Bitty in the shin extremely hard.
Alyssa: HAHAHA!!! See you later SUCKER!!
Alyssa runs almost all the way across the town of Somewhere until she bumps into a quite ugly, yet familiar-looking thing wrapped in white bandages.
Mummy-Thing: Hi! I'm Lucky! You must be new here! I'm Lucky!
Alyssa: You just said that.
Lucky: Just said what?
Alyssa: AAHHH!!! Déjà vu! Get away from me you creep!
Alyssa runs all the way to Nook's Cranny and runs right into the door. She falls and becomes unconscious for about a week. Then she wakes up.
Alyssa: WHERE THE $%!# AM I?!
Alyssa quickly runs to the train station. She sees a sign with a map for Somewhere. She talks to a monkey, and coincidentally, a train arrives going back to Nowhere just when she finishes talking to him. She runs onto the train and finds the exact same spot she sat in last time, with *gasp* the same people in the EXACT same places - again!! She sits down out of breath and watches as Joan the turnip seller wakes up from what looked like a nightmare, falls back asleep, and wakes up again. She pops some gum in her mouth, and after a while, gets tired of it. She sticks it onto the seat in front of her. Then, she sees a familiar blue cat walking over.
Rover: Wow! It's you again ALYSSA! What a coincidence!
Alyssa: Yeah, I can imagine. Can you like, possibly, leave me alone forever?
Rover: Mind if I sit here?
Alyssa: Yeah actually I do-
Rover: Okay!
Rover takes a seat right into the chewed gum.
Rover: Hmm. this seat seems to feel a little sticky. I can't really move around. Oh well! So how are things in Nowhere?
Alyssa: Yeah.
Alyssa isn't paying attention to Rover, but to the gum she stuck on the seat. She spots a seat right behind her with no one else in it.
Alyssa: Hey, I'm gonna move to that seat. Wanna come with me?
Rover: Sure!
Rover starts to get up, but is stuck. He pushes and pushes, but he can't get up.
Rover: Um, I seem to be a little stuck.
Alyssa: Aww that's just too bad isn't it! Well it looks like I'M going to have to sit here ALL BY MYSELF!
Alyssa laughs her head off the whole way back to Nowhere, watching as Rover tries to struggle out of his seat. The train comes to a stop. She gets off, shoves the monkey off the balcony of the train station, and walks down the path back to her house. She walks inside.
Alyssa: AAAHHHH!!!!
A whole bunch of cockroaches are running around frantically inside her house! She pushes the furniture around, which kills the cockroaches. For some reason, there was no mess on the floor at all from the dead cockroaches - how strange! She walked outside and talked to the now emotionally scarred Gyroid. She walked back inside and fell asleep on the couch.
*CHAPTER 3*
Alyssa wakes up and rolls off her bed, taking the sheets with her.
Alyssa: I guess I better go meet everyone else in town. Might as well get up.
Alyssa gets up and walks to the door and walks out. She goes to the next acre over and sees a brand new house. Then a big coconut walks out.
Alyssa: And what may I ask are YOU supposed to be?!
Coconut: Hi! I'm Coco! You must be new here.
Alyssa: You didn't answer my question What the heck are you!!
Coco is silent for a moment.
Alyssa: Okay then. I guess I'll be leaving.
Alyssa walks over to the post office. She decides to write a letter to Dogbird:
To Dogbird
I feel very sorry for you. If only you weren't so ugly, maybe you could have some friends. It must be hard being a reject. But don't worry, all the other animals in this town are freaks too, so it shouldn't be too hard finding at least one friend. Oh yeah, and by the way, you might've noticed some furnitures missing in your house.
From Alyssa
She mailed the letter. A few seconds later, she walked back to her house and she had already gotten a letter back - how amazing! She opened her mailbox.
To Alyssa
I'm sorry, but I couldn't understand your letter. Could you please try to write in smaller words? It is hard for me to understand. Just because I'm mentally challenged, you don't have to point it out! Please send a more simpler letter next time.
From Dogbird
Alyssa crumples the letter up and throws it on the ground and once again, it just vanishes. Why do I even bother? Alyssa also sees another letter in the mailbox. It is an advertisement to come visit the town called Somewhere. Must be better than Nowhere, she thought. She quickly left on the train. She found a seat, which happened to be the same seat as when she came to the town. And coincidentally, everyone else that was on the train was in their exact same places as last time!! All the sudden, a big white thing with ears walks over to her seat.
Big White Thing: Hey can I sit here?
Alyssa: No.
Big White Thing: Okay.
Big White Thing takes a seat across from Alyssa.
Big White Thing: Hi my name's Blanca- hey what are you staring at?
Alyssa: Nothing.
Blanca: It has to be something!
Alyssa: No literally, it's nothing. I can understand why you were named Blanca.
Blanca: WHAT?! My face is gone again?
Alyssa: Oh, so this is NORMAL for you.
Blanca: Can you draw my face back again?
Alyssa: Suuurrre. (laughs evilly)
Alyssa draws a star for one eye and a big black X for the other. She puts a teeny little pink dot right in between the "eyes" for her nose. She draws big huge red lips for the mouth and decides to add blue polka dots all over her face.
Blanca: Thanks! I bet it looks great!
Alyssa: Um. of course it does!
The train comes to a stop. Alyssa quickly rushes off the train when Blanca reaches for her mirror. A monkey stops her.
Monkey: Hello and welcome to Somewhere!
Alyssa: Yeah whatever.
Alyssa shoves the monkey out of her way and walks down the stairs of the train station. She walks over to a few acres and finally spots a house. A big huge pink hippo with an extremely unproportional head walks out.
Big Huge Hippo: Oh hi. You must be new here. My names Bitty but don't be too jealous of my looks!
Alyssa: Oh don't worry, I'm sure I won't be.
Bitty: So why are you here? Are you visiting?
Alyssa: Well duh, I don't live here ya retard.
Alyssa keeps talking to her and walking away, talking and walking away.
Bitty: Well aren't you the little persistent one! Why can't you find a new friend? Am I your only friend? Go bug someone else!
Alyssa turns around and starts away, then quickly turns around and kicks Bitty in the shin extremely hard.
Alyssa: HAHAHA!!! See you later SUCKER!!
Alyssa runs almost all the way across the town of Somewhere until she bumps into a quite ugly, yet familiar-looking thing wrapped in white bandages.
Mummy-Thing: Hi! I'm Lucky! You must be new here! I'm Lucky!
Alyssa: You just said that.
Lucky: Just said what?
Alyssa: AAHHH!!! Déjà vu! Get away from me you creep!
Alyssa runs all the way to Nook's Cranny and runs right into the door. She falls and becomes unconscious for about a week. Then she wakes up.
Alyssa: WHERE THE $%!# AM I?!
Alyssa quickly runs to the train station. She sees a sign with a map for Somewhere. She talks to a monkey, and coincidentally, a train arrives going back to Nowhere just when she finishes talking to him. She runs onto the train and finds the exact same spot she sat in last time, with *gasp* the same people in the EXACT same places - again!! She sits down out of breath and watches as Joan the turnip seller wakes up from what looked like a nightmare, falls back asleep, and wakes up again. She pops some gum in her mouth, and after a while, gets tired of it. She sticks it onto the seat in front of her. Then, she sees a familiar blue cat walking over.
Rover: Wow! It's you again ALYSSA! What a coincidence!
Alyssa: Yeah, I can imagine. Can you like, possibly, leave me alone forever?
Rover: Mind if I sit here?
Alyssa: Yeah actually I do-
Rover: Okay!
Rover takes a seat right into the chewed gum.
Rover: Hmm. this seat seems to feel a little sticky. I can't really move around. Oh well! So how are things in Nowhere?
Alyssa: Yeah.
Alyssa isn't paying attention to Rover, but to the gum she stuck on the seat. She spots a seat right behind her with no one else in it.
Alyssa: Hey, I'm gonna move to that seat. Wanna come with me?
Rover: Sure!
Rover starts to get up, but is stuck. He pushes and pushes, but he can't get up.
Rover: Um, I seem to be a little stuck.
Alyssa: Aww that's just too bad isn't it! Well it looks like I'M going to have to sit here ALL BY MYSELF!
Alyssa laughs her head off the whole way back to Nowhere, watching as Rover tries to struggle out of his seat. The train comes to a stop. She gets off, shoves the monkey off the balcony of the train station, and walks down the path back to her house. She walks inside.
Alyssa: AAAHHHH!!!!
A whole bunch of cockroaches are running around frantically inside her house! She pushes the furniture around, which kills the cockroaches. For some reason, there was no mess on the floor at all from the dead cockroaches - how strange! She walked outside and talked to the now emotionally scarred Gyroid. She walked back inside and fell asleep on the couch.