***Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except Alyssa and
Dogbird. I'm just a person who wanted to make a story so don't sue me or
anything!***
*CHAPTER 4*
Alyssa walked outside. She runs into Coco who was walking around the lake.
Coco: Hello Alyssa. You're up early.
Alyssa: Um. no? It is 11:30 and I just woke up.
Coco: Well in this game, as long as it isn't lunchtime, you're up early!
Alyssa gets tired of Coco and pushes him into the lake, where piranhas start eating away at his coconut head. She walks over to the beach and sees a new house. She sees a weird figure come out that looks similar to a jellyfish.
Jellyfish: Get off my lawn! Go away! What are you staring at?!
Alyssa: Nice to meet you too. I'll just be leaving now.
Alyssa looks at the sign on the jellyfish's house. Octavian sounds like an octopus name - oh well octopus jellyfish, same difference. She takes a set of matches and starts lighting them to the house. She then pushes Octavian into the house.
Octavian: Hmm. smells like something burning. Maybe I left those sugar cookies in the oven too long.
Octavian sees smoke coming from the walls.
Octavian: Oh no! FIRE! What were you supposed to do when there's a fire? Oh yeah, hide under the furniture!
The house quickly starts to flame.
Octavian: Oh wait, that's when there's a-
Too late. The house burned up and quickly disappeared, along with Octavian. But since his house was on the beach, there was no field fire.
Alyssa: Another job well done.
Alyssa walks down the beach singing and skipping. She then trips over the dock and falls into the ocean. She quickly swims back to shore.
Alyssa: What the-
Alyssa sees a very old turtle sitting in a boat at the dock.
Old Turtle: Hello would you like to sail to the island?
Alyssa: What island? What the heck are you animals problems there is no island and there is no movie theater or bakery that is going to be built if I sell my house!!
Old Turtle: Huh?
Alyssa: Oh. hehe. nevermind.
Old Turtle: Well I'm Kapp'n so would you like to sail to the island?
Alyssa: Fine. Whatever.
Kapp'n: What do you want the island to be called?
Alyssa: Oh so now I have to name the island? Fine the island can be named Doom, just like everything else here.
Kapp'n: Okay we're headed off to Doom Island!
Kapp'n starts singing a horrible song and starts to hit on Alyssa. Alyssa puts a big huge duct tape on his mouth and hogties him, then throws him in a safe and puts a padlock on the safe, then throws him into the ocean.
Alyssa: Hmm. maybe my temper has gotten a little out of hand lately?
Silence.
Alyssa: Ah, who cares.
Alyssa finally arrives at Doom Island, where she sees 2 houses. She goes into one and it has 4 clothes in it. She picks them all up and stuffs them in her pocket. She goes back outside and into the other house, only to see.
Unknown Thing: Hi! My name is Yodel the Gorilla! I am the King of Doom!
Alyssa: I'm sure you are.
Yodel: Would you like to write a poem in my island book?
Alyssa: Suurreee. why not.
Alyssa grabs the pen and starts to write in the notebook. She writes:
Anyone who reads this, please help me! I am about to go crazy! These animals are driving me insane!! Go! Before Tom Nook catches you and he forces you to pay off your house! Oh yeah, and please take me with you.
Yodel: Wow that is so sweet. I will treasure this poem forever.
Alyssa walks out of the empty house. She takes out her graffiti can and starts vandalizing the wall of the house. HELP!
She goes back to the boat, and rows back to Nowhere. She runs into Dogbird.
Dogbird: Hi Alyssa! I forgot to ask you what day is your birthday?
Alyssa: Every day of the year of course.
Dogbird: Would you like a train on your birthday?
Alyssa: Um, no.
Dogbird: Okay!
She walks back over to her house and remembers her generous neighbor who left money outside when Nook forced her to pay him. She sees another bag of money with 100,000 bells in it labeled: Life Savings. She picks it up and uses it to pay off the rest of the money for her house. She then storms over to Nookington's. She pushes down the newly rebuilt door, knocking Tom Nook over once again.
Alyssa: GIMME MY UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Nook: bggfff ggffhhggbb.
Alyssa: I said. GIMME MY UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Nook: Who am I? What am I? Where am I? When am I? Why am I? How am I?
Alyssa: Oh great time to get amnesia Nook.
Alyssa walks on top of him then towards the stairs, then up to the second level.
Alyssa: Oh aren't you two the cutest little things? GO UPGRADE MY HOUSE NOW!!!!
The 2 raccoons ran over to the house and started building as big as they could. Since they didn't know how big to build it, she told them to make it 3 stories high with 6 rooms on each floor.
Raccoons: Okay we're finished! So how much was the debt supposed to be again?
Alyssa: Hmm. it was supposed to be 5,000 bells. You know what I'll do? Since back in my old town, we called our money DOLLARS. One of these dollars is worth 10,000 bells, and since I feel SO generous today, I'll give you this WHOLE dollar!
The raccoons run off happily, now that they're "rich." Alyssa glares at the Gyroid, and it automatically saves it. She walks back into her house and falls asleep.
*CHAPTER 4*
Alyssa walked outside. She runs into Coco who was walking around the lake.
Coco: Hello Alyssa. You're up early.
Alyssa: Um. no? It is 11:30 and I just woke up.
Coco: Well in this game, as long as it isn't lunchtime, you're up early!
Alyssa gets tired of Coco and pushes him into the lake, where piranhas start eating away at his coconut head. She walks over to the beach and sees a new house. She sees a weird figure come out that looks similar to a jellyfish.
Jellyfish: Get off my lawn! Go away! What are you staring at?!
Alyssa: Nice to meet you too. I'll just be leaving now.
Alyssa looks at the sign on the jellyfish's house. Octavian sounds like an octopus name - oh well octopus jellyfish, same difference. She takes a set of matches and starts lighting them to the house. She then pushes Octavian into the house.
Octavian: Hmm. smells like something burning. Maybe I left those sugar cookies in the oven too long.
Octavian sees smoke coming from the walls.
Octavian: Oh no! FIRE! What were you supposed to do when there's a fire? Oh yeah, hide under the furniture!
The house quickly starts to flame.
Octavian: Oh wait, that's when there's a-
Too late. The house burned up and quickly disappeared, along with Octavian. But since his house was on the beach, there was no field fire.
Alyssa: Another job well done.
Alyssa walks down the beach singing and skipping. She then trips over the dock and falls into the ocean. She quickly swims back to shore.
Alyssa: What the-
Alyssa sees a very old turtle sitting in a boat at the dock.
Old Turtle: Hello would you like to sail to the island?
Alyssa: What island? What the heck are you animals problems there is no island and there is no movie theater or bakery that is going to be built if I sell my house!!
Old Turtle: Huh?
Alyssa: Oh. hehe. nevermind.
Old Turtle: Well I'm Kapp'n so would you like to sail to the island?
Alyssa: Fine. Whatever.
Kapp'n: What do you want the island to be called?
Alyssa: Oh so now I have to name the island? Fine the island can be named Doom, just like everything else here.
Kapp'n: Okay we're headed off to Doom Island!
Kapp'n starts singing a horrible song and starts to hit on Alyssa. Alyssa puts a big huge duct tape on his mouth and hogties him, then throws him in a safe and puts a padlock on the safe, then throws him into the ocean.
Alyssa: Hmm. maybe my temper has gotten a little out of hand lately?
Silence.
Alyssa: Ah, who cares.
Alyssa finally arrives at Doom Island, where she sees 2 houses. She goes into one and it has 4 clothes in it. She picks them all up and stuffs them in her pocket. She goes back outside and into the other house, only to see.
Unknown Thing: Hi! My name is Yodel the Gorilla! I am the King of Doom!
Alyssa: I'm sure you are.
Yodel: Would you like to write a poem in my island book?
Alyssa: Suurreee. why not.
Alyssa grabs the pen and starts to write in the notebook. She writes:
Anyone who reads this, please help me! I am about to go crazy! These animals are driving me insane!! Go! Before Tom Nook catches you and he forces you to pay off your house! Oh yeah, and please take me with you.
Yodel: Wow that is so sweet. I will treasure this poem forever.
Alyssa walks out of the empty house. She takes out her graffiti can and starts vandalizing the wall of the house. HELP!
She goes back to the boat, and rows back to Nowhere. She runs into Dogbird.
Dogbird: Hi Alyssa! I forgot to ask you what day is your birthday?
Alyssa: Every day of the year of course.
Dogbird: Would you like a train on your birthday?
Alyssa: Um, no.
Dogbird: Okay!
She walks back over to her house and remembers her generous neighbor who left money outside when Nook forced her to pay him. She sees another bag of money with 100,000 bells in it labeled: Life Savings. She picks it up and uses it to pay off the rest of the money for her house. She then storms over to Nookington's. She pushes down the newly rebuilt door, knocking Tom Nook over once again.
Alyssa: GIMME MY UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Nook: bggfff ggffhhggbb.
Alyssa: I said. GIMME MY UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Nook: Who am I? What am I? Where am I? When am I? Why am I? How am I?
Alyssa: Oh great time to get amnesia Nook.
Alyssa walks on top of him then towards the stairs, then up to the second level.
Alyssa: Oh aren't you two the cutest little things? GO UPGRADE MY HOUSE NOW!!!!
The 2 raccoons ran over to the house and started building as big as they could. Since they didn't know how big to build it, she told them to make it 3 stories high with 6 rooms on each floor.
Raccoons: Okay we're finished! So how much was the debt supposed to be again?
Alyssa: Hmm. it was supposed to be 5,000 bells. You know what I'll do? Since back in my old town, we called our money DOLLARS. One of these dollars is worth 10,000 bells, and since I feel SO generous today, I'll give you this WHOLE dollar!
The raccoons run off happily, now that they're "rich." Alyssa glares at the Gyroid, and it automatically saves it. She walks back into her house and falls asleep.