Entrance hall, 2:00 am Saturday night, Ron and Harry each have armfuls of pineapples and are walking around in circles in the entrance hall
Info needed- eggplant seed contain the same drug as marijuana
When Ron goes Pineapples…
Ron-"Oy Harry, whadoya say we go and pelt pineapples at Draco?"
Harry-"Sounds good to me buddy o pal!"
Ron-"Lets do it bestest friend!"
Ron-"I think that eggplants and pineapples make a good little pair, don't you think?"
Harry-"okay, Ron, I accept your randomness, but…OMG! EVIL SLYTHERIN JOCKS ARE ATTACKING!" Harry shouts as Draco, Flint and Crabbe, Goyle , and a new transfer Kenny run toward them shouting a Indian war call and waving eggplants in the air and beating their chests with their empty hand…as the Slytherin's run in they run by Harry and Ron and swipe their noses off.
Ron runs forward with his pineapple and beats down the shortest slytherin, which just happens to be Kenny, in angriness at Ron's lost nose. Kenny collapses… both sides of the eggplant/pineapple war freeze in their tracks and turn their heads to look at Ron so in sync that its almost comical. Someone shouts… "DAMN IT! YOU KILLED KENNY!*dramatic gasp* tha bastards!" All at once, all of the soldiers of the run in and dog pile on top of Kenny… Ron just stands on the corner and takes a bite out of a smashed eggplant. He gets a glazed look and gives himself a full on wedgie. While Ron walks blindly around in circles with underwear over his head, the dog pile rests motionless...Draco suddenly pops up out of the dog pile and climbs to the top the pile of boys and starts jumping up and down. The pile of boys breaks up and the boys…with the exception of Kenny, advocate Ron's behaviour. They all pull their underwear over their heads and walk blindly around in circles…*gasp! * A barrage of opossums and skunks begin to fall from the ceiling…a skunk goes and sits on the orange blob that is Kenny. Kenny sits up, gives himself a wedgie, and runs blindly into the wall while the skunk chases him…Kenny falls unconscious randomly. Draco begins to do backward handsprings and rams into the wall and falls un conscious… Harry follows his doing and so do the rest of the jockish boys… soon unconscious boys, wired opossums, pissed off skunks, pineapples and eggplants cover the entrance hall.
Lesson1--never assume that you are alone…jocks will always appear and swipe you nose…
Lesson2—jocks are everywhere, sports obsessed, women obsessed, or obsessed with themselves….they are there, watching you…there are everywhere and nowhere.
Lesson3—GODDAMNIT! DON'T KILL KENNY!
Lesson4—don't give yourself a wedgie
Lesson5—don't think the skunk's wont find you…. they will…trust me…they will…
Lesson6—never do handsprings in the same room with skunks, pineapples, opossums, and eggplants…IT COULD GET OOGLY!
Lesson6—Never volunteer to throw pineapples at your arch nemesis….who knows what could happen.
Info needed- eggplant seed contain the same drug as marijuana
When Ron goes Pineapples…
Ron-"Oy Harry, whadoya say we go and pelt pineapples at Draco?"
Harry-"Sounds good to me buddy o pal!"
Ron-"Lets do it bestest friend!"
Ron-"I think that eggplants and pineapples make a good little pair, don't you think?"
Harry-"okay, Ron, I accept your randomness, but…OMG! EVIL SLYTHERIN JOCKS ARE ATTACKING!" Harry shouts as Draco, Flint and Crabbe, Goyle , and a new transfer Kenny run toward them shouting a Indian war call and waving eggplants in the air and beating their chests with their empty hand…as the Slytherin's run in they run by Harry and Ron and swipe their noses off.
Ron runs forward with his pineapple and beats down the shortest slytherin, which just happens to be Kenny, in angriness at Ron's lost nose. Kenny collapses… both sides of the eggplant/pineapple war freeze in their tracks and turn their heads to look at Ron so in sync that its almost comical. Someone shouts… "DAMN IT! YOU KILLED KENNY!*dramatic gasp* tha bastards!" All at once, all of the soldiers of the run in and dog pile on top of Kenny… Ron just stands on the corner and takes a bite out of a smashed eggplant. He gets a glazed look and gives himself a full on wedgie. While Ron walks blindly around in circles with underwear over his head, the dog pile rests motionless...Draco suddenly pops up out of the dog pile and climbs to the top the pile of boys and starts jumping up and down. The pile of boys breaks up and the boys…with the exception of Kenny, advocate Ron's behaviour. They all pull their underwear over their heads and walk blindly around in circles…*gasp! * A barrage of opossums and skunks begin to fall from the ceiling…a skunk goes and sits on the orange blob that is Kenny. Kenny sits up, gives himself a wedgie, and runs blindly into the wall while the skunk chases him…Kenny falls unconscious randomly. Draco begins to do backward handsprings and rams into the wall and falls un conscious… Harry follows his doing and so do the rest of the jockish boys… soon unconscious boys, wired opossums, pissed off skunks, pineapples and eggplants cover the entrance hall.
Lesson1--never assume that you are alone…jocks will always appear and swipe you nose…
Lesson2—jocks are everywhere, sports obsessed, women obsessed, or obsessed with themselves….they are there, watching you…there are everywhere and nowhere.
Lesson3—GODDAMNIT! DON'T KILL KENNY!
Lesson4—don't give yourself a wedgie
Lesson5—don't think the skunk's wont find you…. they will…trust me…they will…
Lesson6—never do handsprings in the same room with skunks, pineapples, opossums, and eggplants…IT COULD GET OOGLY!
Lesson6—Never volunteer to throw pineapples at your arch nemesis….who knows what could happen.