(As a note to White-wolf, Coram says "bat-girl" to Daine because of her animal abilities, like her having bat ears earlier in the book. Lame humor, I know. Also, sorry about not updating this. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS READING IT! XD)
Daine awoke in amazement. Her vision was..different. Everything seemed to be glowing, and she had to strain her eyes to see forward, rather then side to side when she was human...when she was HUMAN?!
Daine, startled, whinnied and shifted on her hooves. Hooves!
- Bloody hell! I'm a UNICORN! - Daine said in Unicorn speak.
- Thanks for stating the obvious, Daine. - Alanna replied, clearly annoyed.
- What..what has happened? - Daine said, dazed, her black horn shining from a light coming seemingly from nowhere.
- Well..that wasn't really Coram and Rispah... - Alanna said, seemingly calm...strangely calm.
- I knew it! They didn't seem to know your personality at all! And they kept SMILING! Even I don't smile that much! - Daine neighed.
- Welllllll..it turns out.. -
- Yeeeees? - Daine said, turning her head around, realizing she HEARD Alanna's voice..but she didn't actually see her.
- Thaaaaat... -
- Alanna! Come out with it already! - Daine said, trotting to where she thought the voice was coming from.
- We're actually..! -
- ALANNA! - Daine said..then all of a sudden..!
"Dan, she's coming through! Hot dog! She's ACTUALLY coming through!" A man's voice came from the clearing darkness.
"Huh...?" Alanna said, light seeping into her eyes.
Hadn't she just been talking to Daine? What was she trying to say to Daine..!?
Alanna woke up, seeing two distinguished looking men, one taking out a needle from her arm.
"Hey there, girly." The one who talked earlier said to her, clearly pleased.
"Welcome back, Alanna. You're the first person we know of to break free of the bonds of schizophrenia once it's gotten so serious." The one called Dan said.
"Schizo-what-the-hell!?" Alanna replied crankily. She looked around the room. A small, padded cell with a long, table with padding on the edges where she was sitting.
The two men looked at each other, rocking back and forth on their heels. Clearly they were trying to figure out how to say something..something hard to explain.
"Alanna..for the last..30-odd years..you've been..um..indisposed." Dan said.
"In other words, you were locked in your own world for almost your entire life so far." The other said.
"You mean I'm insane?" Alanna replied.
"Yeah."
"Cool, man."
THE END
Now was that the worst piece of crap you ever read or not?! =D
Daine awoke in amazement. Her vision was..different. Everything seemed to be glowing, and she had to strain her eyes to see forward, rather then side to side when she was human...when she was HUMAN?!
Daine, startled, whinnied and shifted on her hooves. Hooves!
- Bloody hell! I'm a UNICORN! - Daine said in Unicorn speak.
- Thanks for stating the obvious, Daine. - Alanna replied, clearly annoyed.
- What..what has happened? - Daine said, dazed, her black horn shining from a light coming seemingly from nowhere.
- Well..that wasn't really Coram and Rispah... - Alanna said, seemingly calm...strangely calm.
- I knew it! They didn't seem to know your personality at all! And they kept SMILING! Even I don't smile that much! - Daine neighed.
- Welllllll..it turns out.. -
- Yeeeees? - Daine said, turning her head around, realizing she HEARD Alanna's voice..but she didn't actually see her.
- Thaaaaat... -
- Alanna! Come out with it already! - Daine said, trotting to where she thought the voice was coming from.
- We're actually..! -
- ALANNA! - Daine said..then all of a sudden..!
"Dan, she's coming through! Hot dog! She's ACTUALLY coming through!" A man's voice came from the clearing darkness.
"Huh...?" Alanna said, light seeping into her eyes.
Hadn't she just been talking to Daine? What was she trying to say to Daine..!?
Alanna woke up, seeing two distinguished looking men, one taking out a needle from her arm.
"Hey there, girly." The one who talked earlier said to her, clearly pleased.
"Welcome back, Alanna. You're the first person we know of to break free of the bonds of schizophrenia once it's gotten so serious." The one called Dan said.
"Schizo-what-the-hell!?" Alanna replied crankily. She looked around the room. A small, padded cell with a long, table with padding on the edges where she was sitting.
The two men looked at each other, rocking back and forth on their heels. Clearly they were trying to figure out how to say something..something hard to explain.
"Alanna..for the last..30-odd years..you've been..um..indisposed." Dan said.
"In other words, you were locked in your own world for almost your entire life so far." The other said.
"You mean I'm insane?" Alanna replied.
"Yeah."
"Cool, man."
THE END
Now was that the worst piece of crap you ever read or not?! =D