Big Namekian Ballz ~ Like I promised I got this chapter out within the
week. Enjoy.
Trespassing
Chapter 5 - Try The Kitchen
"Alright. Here we are. Martha, this is my home, The Capsule Corporation. I've lived here all my life and it's a great place to live and..." Bulma was blabbing as she wheeled Yamcha down the drive way. Yamcha whimpering had interrupted her introduction to the huge building "What's wrong Yamcha?"
Yamcha's shaking hand pointed to the G.R.
"Oh. Martha, that round thing right there is the Gravity Room. It's my guest's favorite toy and he doesn't like any one going near it. Okay, where was I at? Oh yes, as I was saying those flowers are my mother's, she loves gardening. Well, so do I. But I also love..."
'Damn, don't this Bitch ever shut up?' The man in Martha's old lady disguise sighed as he looked at Yamcha, whose eyes were wide with fear as they stayed glued to the G.R. He saw what Vegeta had done to Yamcha and now he understood why. Bulma had mentioned Vegeta doesn't like any one going near the small sphere-ish building. If that's the case then any wrong move may be the end of his life.
"The front leads into the living room, the side door to the kitchen, the back door to the lab, the other side door to the garage, the other door to..."
Martha sighed again as they were entering the large house. 'Shut up already. WHY...why Kami...WHY do we have to kidnap her? Why can't we kidnap Mrs. Briefs? Why does it have to be Bulma?'
* * * * *
Vegeta's eyes slightly squinted as he saw the sun again for the first time in hours. All he could think about was his drinking water. Wiping his neck with the towel he smirked to himself 'Soon I will reach super saiyan and destroy Kakarot'. He snickered at his thought and headed to his favorite, most quiet drinking hole.
* * * * *
Martha was ready to fall over from sheer agitation. So far they've toured half of the building and she couldn't take any more. But what would happen next was something that none of them or the readers were prepared for.
"And that room was the handicap room. Yamcha, that will be your room. And right across the hall is the handicap restroom. I used it when I had a broken leg..." Bulma wheeled Yamcha into the dark bathroom and switched on the light only to be cut off by Yamcha's shrieking.
Vegeta gave a loud protective growl to warn the intruders that they are not wanted in this private time of his.
Bulma blinked once...twice...rubbed her eyes..and blinked again at the sight before. The only way to be able to tell that she was not just seeing things was Vegeta's warning growl and Yamcha's spazzical reaction.
Martha couldn't believe what she saw either.
There, crouched Vegeta right in front of the toilet. His strong arms wrapped protectively around the toilet. Water dripping from his nose and chin as he let loose that spine shivering growl of his.
"VEGETA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?!? I'M GETTING A DRINK OF WATER!!!"
"FROM THE TOILET?!?"
"No, from this BOWL right here!"
"Vegeta, that water isn't for drinking. Try the kitchen." Her face had turned a deep shade of red from embarrassment.
"THEN WHY IS IT HERE?!?"
"For relieving yourself of course."
"I AM RELIEVING MYSELF!!!"
"No, Vegeta, I meant that's where MOST people do the necessary."
Vegeta stared hard at her. He didn't understand. Wasn't getting a drink of water necessary?
"OH KAMI!!! THAT'S THE TOILET!!! IT'S WHERE HUMANS PISS AND SHIT!!!"
Vegeta jumped up away from the toilet as if it were a threat to his life. He hastily wiped his face with the towel and started spitting every where.
"YOU HUMANS ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING CREATURES IN THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"IT'S NOT DISGUSTING!!! IT'S SANITARY!!!"
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU HUMANS SHOWER IN THE SAME ROOM THAT YOU EXCRETE?!? IN THIS SMALL BOWL?!?"
"YES!!!"
"THAT IS THE MOST APPALLING HABIT I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!"
"BETTER THAN PISSING OUTSIDE!!!"
"NO IT'S NOT!!!"
"YES IT IS!!!"
"NO!!!"
"YES!!!"
Martha couldn't believe what she was seeing or hearing. "Boss!" She whispered into the flower pin she was wearing "Are you getting this?"
"Yes, Biach, We're hearing all of it. Out." The hearing aid in her ear replied.
"HEY OLD HAG! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" Vegeta interrupted his argument with Bulma to torment the funny looking old lady.
"I. I. Uh. I. Myself dear. When you get to be my age then you'll do that sometimes." Martha was visibly sweating.
Vegeta noticed something terribly wrong with her voice. He slowly moved past Yamcha, who had shrank back into his wheelchair and was still whimpering. Then he shoved Bulma out of his path way and dangerously close to the old lady. He sniffed her and growled as his hand snaked around her neck. "You are lying to me."
"VEGETA!!! LEAVE YAMCHA'S MOTHER ALONE!!!"
'So this is the Weakling's mother? I thought she smelled like a he. Homosexuality must run in the family.' He let her go. "I'll be watching you, Old Hag." With that said, Vegeta turned and left the room.
"Are you okay, Mrs. Mumcha?" Bulma ran up to Martha.
"Yes Dear" She coughed. "I think I just need a long nap."
"Okay. I'll show you to your room." Bulma helped Martha to her room, forgetting about Yamcha who was still scared shitless in the bathroom.
BNB ~ Come on, who actually feels sorry for Vegeta? How about traumatized Yamcha? How long do you think he'll sit in the bathroom until some one - like a certain prince - finds him? Expect the next chapter again next week! But while your waiting, Check out my humorous story Hate Triangle! Here's a clip...
"Well, what do you want?" The tall green warrior gruffly asked.
"I want you to come by here tonight, when Vegeta is sleeping" [Bulma] paused and an evil glint came up in her eyes "and [...???...]"
"Are you crazy!?!" [Piccolo's] antennas twitched in annoyance "If Vegeta finds out, he'll kill me."
"He won't. I can promise you that, Greeny." A look of cockiness washed over her face "Besides, if you do this for me, I'll make it worth your while."
I promise that it's not what you think. You'll have to check it it out.
Trespassing
Chapter 5 - Try The Kitchen
"Alright. Here we are. Martha, this is my home, The Capsule Corporation. I've lived here all my life and it's a great place to live and..." Bulma was blabbing as she wheeled Yamcha down the drive way. Yamcha whimpering had interrupted her introduction to the huge building "What's wrong Yamcha?"
Yamcha's shaking hand pointed to the G.R.
"Oh. Martha, that round thing right there is the Gravity Room. It's my guest's favorite toy and he doesn't like any one going near it. Okay, where was I at? Oh yes, as I was saying those flowers are my mother's, she loves gardening. Well, so do I. But I also love..."
'Damn, don't this Bitch ever shut up?' The man in Martha's old lady disguise sighed as he looked at Yamcha, whose eyes were wide with fear as they stayed glued to the G.R. He saw what Vegeta had done to Yamcha and now he understood why. Bulma had mentioned Vegeta doesn't like any one going near the small sphere-ish building. If that's the case then any wrong move may be the end of his life.
"The front leads into the living room, the side door to the kitchen, the back door to the lab, the other side door to the garage, the other door to..."
Martha sighed again as they were entering the large house. 'Shut up already. WHY...why Kami...WHY do we have to kidnap her? Why can't we kidnap Mrs. Briefs? Why does it have to be Bulma?'
* * * * *
Vegeta's eyes slightly squinted as he saw the sun again for the first time in hours. All he could think about was his drinking water. Wiping his neck with the towel he smirked to himself 'Soon I will reach super saiyan and destroy Kakarot'. He snickered at his thought and headed to his favorite, most quiet drinking hole.
* * * * *
Martha was ready to fall over from sheer agitation. So far they've toured half of the building and she couldn't take any more. But what would happen next was something that none of them or the readers were prepared for.
"And that room was the handicap room. Yamcha, that will be your room. And right across the hall is the handicap restroom. I used it when I had a broken leg..." Bulma wheeled Yamcha into the dark bathroom and switched on the light only to be cut off by Yamcha's shrieking.
Vegeta gave a loud protective growl to warn the intruders that they are not wanted in this private time of his.
Bulma blinked once...twice...rubbed her eyes..and blinked again at the sight before. The only way to be able to tell that she was not just seeing things was Vegeta's warning growl and Yamcha's spazzical reaction.
Martha couldn't believe what she saw either.
There, crouched Vegeta right in front of the toilet. His strong arms wrapped protectively around the toilet. Water dripping from his nose and chin as he let loose that spine shivering growl of his.
"VEGETA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?!? I'M GETTING A DRINK OF WATER!!!"
"FROM THE TOILET?!?"
"No, from this BOWL right here!"
"Vegeta, that water isn't for drinking. Try the kitchen." Her face had turned a deep shade of red from embarrassment.
"THEN WHY IS IT HERE?!?"
"For relieving yourself of course."
"I AM RELIEVING MYSELF!!!"
"No, Vegeta, I meant that's where MOST people do the necessary."
Vegeta stared hard at her. He didn't understand. Wasn't getting a drink of water necessary?
"OH KAMI!!! THAT'S THE TOILET!!! IT'S WHERE HUMANS PISS AND SHIT!!!"
Vegeta jumped up away from the toilet as if it were a threat to his life. He hastily wiped his face with the towel and started spitting every where.
"YOU HUMANS ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING CREATURES IN THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"IT'S NOT DISGUSTING!!! IT'S SANITARY!!!"
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU HUMANS SHOWER IN THE SAME ROOM THAT YOU EXCRETE?!? IN THIS SMALL BOWL?!?"
"YES!!!"
"THAT IS THE MOST APPALLING HABIT I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!"
"BETTER THAN PISSING OUTSIDE!!!"
"NO IT'S NOT!!!"
"YES IT IS!!!"
"NO!!!"
"YES!!!"
Martha couldn't believe what she was seeing or hearing. "Boss!" She whispered into the flower pin she was wearing "Are you getting this?"
"Yes, Biach, We're hearing all of it. Out." The hearing aid in her ear replied.
"HEY OLD HAG! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" Vegeta interrupted his argument with Bulma to torment the funny looking old lady.
"I. I. Uh. I. Myself dear. When you get to be my age then you'll do that sometimes." Martha was visibly sweating.
Vegeta noticed something terribly wrong with her voice. He slowly moved past Yamcha, who had shrank back into his wheelchair and was still whimpering. Then he shoved Bulma out of his path way and dangerously close to the old lady. He sniffed her and growled as his hand snaked around her neck. "You are lying to me."
"VEGETA!!! LEAVE YAMCHA'S MOTHER ALONE!!!"
'So this is the Weakling's mother? I thought she smelled like a he. Homosexuality must run in the family.' He let her go. "I'll be watching you, Old Hag." With that said, Vegeta turned and left the room.
"Are you okay, Mrs. Mumcha?" Bulma ran up to Martha.
"Yes Dear" She coughed. "I think I just need a long nap."
"Okay. I'll show you to your room." Bulma helped Martha to her room, forgetting about Yamcha who was still scared shitless in the bathroom.
BNB ~ Come on, who actually feels sorry for Vegeta? How about traumatized Yamcha? How long do you think he'll sit in the bathroom until some one - like a certain prince - finds him? Expect the next chapter again next week! But while your waiting, Check out my humorous story Hate Triangle! Here's a clip...
"Well, what do you want?" The tall green warrior gruffly asked.
"I want you to come by here tonight, when Vegeta is sleeping" [Bulma] paused and an evil glint came up in her eyes "and [...???...]"
"Are you crazy!?!" [Piccolo's] antennas twitched in annoyance "If Vegeta finds out, he'll kill me."
"He won't. I can promise you that, Greeny." A look of cockiness washed over her face "Besides, if you do this for me, I'll make it worth your while."
I promise that it's not what you think. You'll have to check it it out.