BNB ~ Surprise! This chapter is past it's original due date! Enjoy!
Trespassing
Ah-heh-heh
"Please Taiksit! I don't want to do this anymore! That Vegeta is a wild beast! I don't want my reproductive organs burnt to a crisp like Yamcha's!" Biach's lip started quivering as he spoke into the flower pin mic and looked directly in the tiny camera on the bridge of his old lady glasses. "He's mean! And he's already suspicious of me...*sniff* AND HE CALLED ME AN OLD HAG!"
"Calm down, Biach!" Taiksit yelled back at him through the hearing aid. "You knew from the beginning that Vegeta was ruthless. To call him 'mean' is an understatement. And of course he is suspicious of you! He is suspicious of everyone! Including Dr. Briefs' cat for Kami's sake! As for the name calling...that is expected. He never refers to anyone by their proper name. Just hang in there. When you succeed, you will be a millionaire. All you have to do is gain Bulma's trust and then kidnap her. You will not fail!"
"Okay. Just remember to tell my mother that I love her and my insurance is in-"
"Biach! Quit being a little bitch and go chat with Bulma or something!"
"Yes, sir. Out." Biach slipped into his Martha disguise and headed out in search of Bulma.
Martha was heading out to the kitchen in search of Bulma when she heard screaming. She peered into the kitchen and watched quietly.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF MY FUTURE MOTHER INLAW?!?"
"Humph!" Vegeta turned his back to her. "I had no way of knowing that you dirty humans used my drinking water as a shit pot!"
"WELL IF YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TOUR WITH THE OTHER NAMEKS WHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM WOULD WE?!? BUT NOOOO!!! THE MIGHTY PRINCE OF SAIYANS DIDN'T NEED A MERE HUMAN FEMALE TO SHOW HIM AROUND BECAUSE HE WAS JUST FINE!!!"
"Quit screeching. My ears are sensitive."
"ARGH!!!" Bulma slammed her small fists onto the table, making the coffeecup and newspaper bounce. She took one deep breath. "Vegeta...if you haven't been using the ttoiletto go to the bathroom, then where have you been going?"
"..."
"Please tell me that you haven't still been going in my yard."
"..."
"I already asked you once not to go in my yard."
"..."
"THAT'S IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT!!! THIS ISN'T YOUR PROPERTY TO BE CLAIMING!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!" Bulma grabbed the newspaper and stomped outside.
Martha watched as Vegeta growled in frustration and go outside. Cautiously, she followed to see where Bulma went to. Maybe she could speak with her and help her feel better.
* * * * *
"Yes. I am completely confident that my daughter will do an excellent job as president of the Capsule Corporation when I retire next year. I assure you she is THE BEST for the position." Dr. Briefs smiled as he spoke with confidence to the share owners of his corporation.
The board members shook their heads in agreement, completely confident in Bulma's work. "We agree. Ms. Briefs is perfect for the position. Her first invention was at the fine age of 8. And since then, she has designed and created some of our best products. She alone has increasedour profits by 32 percent, making hundreds of our finest inventions."
There were plenty of positive mumbles among the men. Dr. Briefs smiled as pride washed over him.
"Speaking of our future president, there she is."
Every member got out of their seat and went to the window so they could catch a glimpse of the young lady who they all speak of so highly.
"She looks a little P O'd about something." They all shared a short, good-hearted chuckle.
Dr. Briefs paled. "Uh. Well, you all heard about her temper, I'm sure."
They all laughed again as everyone continued to watch in interest.
Dr. Briefs was holding his breath and thought 'This isn't going end well...'
"What is she holding? A newspaper?"
* * * * *
Bulma stomped around to the back yard
She stopped and looked around 'Where is a good place?' Then she saw the bushes near the end of the yard and at the beginning of the forest. She nodded approvingly at them and went over to them.
Vegeta came stomping after her in a rage and instantly realized what she was doing.
Bulma went into the bushes and smiled. Perfect. The bushes were waist high and Vegeta was there to see her rebel against him. So she dropped her pants, crouched, and unfolded the newspaper.
All Vegeta could see of Bulma was her head, but he could smell it.
"WOMAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE VEGETA?!? I'M CLAIMING BACK MY PROPERTY!!!"
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
"AND WHY NOT?!? IT'S MY PROPERTY!!!"
"MY SCENT IS ALREADY THERE!!!"
"ALL HUMANS CAN SMELL IS PISS!!! ONLY ANIMALS CAN TELL WHO'S PISS IT IS!!!"
"YOU HUMANS ARE JUST TOO PRIMITIVE!!!"
"YOU SAIYANS ARE PRIMATES!!!"
"WHAT?!?"
He stretched his arm out and flattened his palm. Bulma's eyes widened. "Big...Bang..."
He looked into her eyes and saw nothing, but pure terror. For some reason, he couldn't do it. He growled at himself in frustration. Why couldn't he blow her to smithereens? He smirked and decided not to use his big bang attack. Instead he pointed his forefinger and incinerated the bushes all around her.
"EEE!!!" Bulma pulled up her pants as soon as she recovered from her initial shock.
"AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" The Prince held his stomach as he laughed. He fell to the ground laughing his ass off.
Bulma was red and fuming from both embarrassment and rage "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MONKEY PRINCE!!!"
She charged at him at used a running kick into his groin.
"AUGH!!!" She hopped around on one foot and held the other. It was like doing an all out running kick into a wall made of titanium.
Vegeta laughed some more and then decided to help her. He had heard four toes break. He picked her up and proceeded to carry her into the house as she screamed and pounded his back. The fact that she was still trying to hurt him made him smirk. She had not even shed a tear from the four broken toes.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! I HATE YOU!!!"
He saw Martha gaping at them as he walked by her. She must have seen the whole ordeal. He smirked at her as he walked by and into the back door.
* * * * *
Dr. Briefs was red with anger and embarrassment. He slowly looked at the board members and gulped as they were all staring at him with surprise and anger.
"Uh...I uh...don't know what that was about, but I can get it fixed. Ah-heh-heh..."
"This meeting is now over. You will wait to retire or we will find someone else." At that all the members promptly left Dr. Briefs in the meeting room by himself.
He sighed and closed his briefcase and go home to yell at his only daughter and that strange prince.
BNB ~ Uh-O. Next chapter - Bulma and Vegeta will probably get in trouble. But while your waiting check out my other story "Hate Triangle". Here's a clip.
"HEY, SERVANT!!! Go get the old man to come out here and get the G.R. working again!" He glared down at the unmoving Yamcha. "NOW!" Vegeta formed a quick ki ball and fired it at Yamcha, barely missing him as he scurried into the building "And hurry the fuck up!"
"WHAT!?! MY POOR BABY IS UP THERE WITH NOTHING TO STUDY AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT FUCKING G.R.?!? WHAT ABOUT BULMA?!?" Chi-Chi started turning red with rage, breathing very heavily. "Calm down, Bitch. The G.R. is also a spaceship," he calmly explained.
As soon as I'm done with this fic, I will have another one out. It branches off of "Hate Triangle". I think I will call this one "Weakling: My Royal Pet Frog". I'll give more details soon.
Trespassing
Ah-heh-heh
"Please Taiksit! I don't want to do this anymore! That Vegeta is a wild beast! I don't want my reproductive organs burnt to a crisp like Yamcha's!" Biach's lip started quivering as he spoke into the flower pin mic and looked directly in the tiny camera on the bridge of his old lady glasses. "He's mean! And he's already suspicious of me...*sniff* AND HE CALLED ME AN OLD HAG!"
"Calm down, Biach!" Taiksit yelled back at him through the hearing aid. "You knew from the beginning that Vegeta was ruthless. To call him 'mean' is an understatement. And of course he is suspicious of you! He is suspicious of everyone! Including Dr. Briefs' cat for Kami's sake! As for the name calling...that is expected. He never refers to anyone by their proper name. Just hang in there. When you succeed, you will be a millionaire. All you have to do is gain Bulma's trust and then kidnap her. You will not fail!"
"Okay. Just remember to tell my mother that I love her and my insurance is in-"
"Biach! Quit being a little bitch and go chat with Bulma or something!"
"Yes, sir. Out." Biach slipped into his Martha disguise and headed out in search of Bulma.
Martha was heading out to the kitchen in search of Bulma when she heard screaming. She peered into the kitchen and watched quietly.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF MY FUTURE MOTHER INLAW?!?"
"Humph!" Vegeta turned his back to her. "I had no way of knowing that you dirty humans used my drinking water as a shit pot!"
"WELL IF YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TOUR WITH THE OTHER NAMEKS WHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM WOULD WE?!? BUT NOOOO!!! THE MIGHTY PRINCE OF SAIYANS DIDN'T NEED A MERE HUMAN FEMALE TO SHOW HIM AROUND BECAUSE HE WAS JUST FINE!!!"
"Quit screeching. My ears are sensitive."
"ARGH!!!" Bulma slammed her small fists onto the table, making the coffeecup and newspaper bounce. She took one deep breath. "Vegeta...if you haven't been using the ttoiletto go to the bathroom, then where have you been going?"
"..."
"Please tell me that you haven't still been going in my yard."
"..."
"I already asked you once not to go in my yard."
"..."
"THAT'S IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT!!! THIS ISN'T YOUR PROPERTY TO BE CLAIMING!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!" Bulma grabbed the newspaper and stomped outside.
Martha watched as Vegeta growled in frustration and go outside. Cautiously, she followed to see where Bulma went to. Maybe she could speak with her and help her feel better.
* * * * *
"Yes. I am completely confident that my daughter will do an excellent job as president of the Capsule Corporation when I retire next year. I assure you she is THE BEST for the position." Dr. Briefs smiled as he spoke with confidence to the share owners of his corporation.
The board members shook their heads in agreement, completely confident in Bulma's work. "We agree. Ms. Briefs is perfect for the position. Her first invention was at the fine age of 8. And since then, she has designed and created some of our best products. She alone has increasedour profits by 32 percent, making hundreds of our finest inventions."
There were plenty of positive mumbles among the men. Dr. Briefs smiled as pride washed over him.
"Speaking of our future president, there she is."
Every member got out of their seat and went to the window so they could catch a glimpse of the young lady who they all speak of so highly.
"She looks a little P O'd about something." They all shared a short, good-hearted chuckle.
Dr. Briefs paled. "Uh. Well, you all heard about her temper, I'm sure."
They all laughed again as everyone continued to watch in interest.
Dr. Briefs was holding his breath and thought 'This isn't going end well...'
"What is she holding? A newspaper?"
* * * * *
Bulma stomped around to the back yard
She stopped and looked around 'Where is a good place?' Then she saw the bushes near the end of the yard and at the beginning of the forest. She nodded approvingly at them and went over to them.
Vegeta came stomping after her in a rage and instantly realized what she was doing.
Bulma went into the bushes and smiled. Perfect. The bushes were waist high and Vegeta was there to see her rebel against him. So she dropped her pants, crouched, and unfolded the newspaper.
All Vegeta could see of Bulma was her head, but he could smell it.
"WOMAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE VEGETA?!? I'M CLAIMING BACK MY PROPERTY!!!"
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
"AND WHY NOT?!? IT'S MY PROPERTY!!!"
"MY SCENT IS ALREADY THERE!!!"
"ALL HUMANS CAN SMELL IS PISS!!! ONLY ANIMALS CAN TELL WHO'S PISS IT IS!!!"
"YOU HUMANS ARE JUST TOO PRIMITIVE!!!"
"YOU SAIYANS ARE PRIMATES!!!"
"WHAT?!?"
He stretched his arm out and flattened his palm. Bulma's eyes widened. "Big...Bang..."
He looked into her eyes and saw nothing, but pure terror. For some reason, he couldn't do it. He growled at himself in frustration. Why couldn't he blow her to smithereens? He smirked and decided not to use his big bang attack. Instead he pointed his forefinger and incinerated the bushes all around her.
"EEE!!!" Bulma pulled up her pants as soon as she recovered from her initial shock.
"AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" The Prince held his stomach as he laughed. He fell to the ground laughing his ass off.
Bulma was red and fuming from both embarrassment and rage "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MONKEY PRINCE!!!"
She charged at him at used a running kick into his groin.
"AUGH!!!" She hopped around on one foot and held the other. It was like doing an all out running kick into a wall made of titanium.
Vegeta laughed some more and then decided to help her. He had heard four toes break. He picked her up and proceeded to carry her into the house as she screamed and pounded his back. The fact that she was still trying to hurt him made him smirk. She had not even shed a tear from the four broken toes.
"PUT ME DOWN!!! I HATE YOU!!!"
He saw Martha gaping at them as he walked by her. She must have seen the whole ordeal. He smirked at her as he walked by and into the back door.
* * * * *
Dr. Briefs was red with anger and embarrassment. He slowly looked at the board members and gulped as they were all staring at him with surprise and anger.
"Uh...I uh...don't know what that was about, but I can get it fixed. Ah-heh-heh..."
"This meeting is now over. You will wait to retire or we will find someone else." At that all the members promptly left Dr. Briefs in the meeting room by himself.
He sighed and closed his briefcase and go home to yell at his only daughter and that strange prince.
BNB ~ Uh-O. Next chapter - Bulma and Vegeta will probably get in trouble. But while your waiting check out my other story "Hate Triangle". Here's a clip.
"HEY, SERVANT!!! Go get the old man to come out here and get the G.R. working again!" He glared down at the unmoving Yamcha. "NOW!" Vegeta formed a quick ki ball and fired it at Yamcha, barely missing him as he scurried into the building "And hurry the fuck up!"
"WHAT!?! MY POOR BABY IS UP THERE WITH NOTHING TO STUDY AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT FUCKING G.R.?!? WHAT ABOUT BULMA?!?" Chi-Chi started turning red with rage, breathing very heavily. "Calm down, Bitch. The G.R. is also a spaceship," he calmly explained.
As soon as I'm done with this fic, I will have another one out. It branches off of "Hate Triangle". I think I will call this one "Weakling: My Royal Pet Frog". I'll give more details soon.