A/N: Hi. Uh... This is a comedy fic, supposedly. If it's crappy, then I'm
sorry. I was inspired to write it because I was watching Nick Jr. and
Oswald was going camping... (hehe!)
It's AU and might seem OOC. This is the Bebop but in our time... and not 2071... and they're going camping. Okay with that cleared up, I hope you enjoy
' ' = Thought
Disclaimer: I don't own CB
Gone Camping
"Faye!" Spike snarled
"Spike!" she grabbed and pulled with all her might.
"Faye!" he refused to let go.
"Spike!" she had had enough.
The two fought and wrestled making strange pounding noises in Spike's room. Jet walked precociously towards the door.
"They're mine, Faye!"
"Spike!"
"Faye!"
Suddenly Edward popped out of nowhere and cheerfully shouted "Edward!" She felt left out in what she thought was a game.
Jet got worried when he heard Edward. 'Something is going on in there, and I don't like the sound of it.' He rushed in and opened the door.
There was Edward playing with Ein; swinging him by his fore legs and not bothering to stop as Jet stood in the doorway, ready to discipline. His eyes scanned across the messy room to Spike, who was frozen on top of Faye, but they were fully clothed and there was a box of marshmallows in both of their hands. It was not what Jet thought was going on, and he was very thankful for that. Jet rested his hands on his hips, "What hell is going on? You guys should be packed by now." Since no one bothered to answer him he then walked over to Spike and Faye. He bent down and snatched the marshmallows from them. They all remained quiet until he got to the entrance of the room. "Hurry up and get everything loaded into the truck." And with that he left, sneaking a few marshmallows into his mouth on the way to the truck.
"Agh! Spike! Look what you did, now we don't have ANY marshmallows."
"What I did? They were MY marshmallows in the first place."
"Well we would have some if you just shared!"
Edward ran towards the bickering two and grabbed both of them with her little tan hands. "Hurry, hurry! Jet-person said we're going soon!" She tugged. The both looked down at the odd child who was dressed normally. She was in jean shorts and a lavender shirt.
Faye sighed and decided to finish getting ready.
****A few minutes later.
"Jesus! What did you pack in here? Bricks?" Spike complained as he aided her in carrying her bags.
"I'm sorry but that's not my name." She smiled sweetly. "And that's just my cosmetics... You can get my camping attire back there." She pointed at the jam-packed doorway full of bags, suitcases and boxes. Spike's jaw dropped at the sight, not only at the wall of bags but at Ed and Ein who were stuck between several bags.
"Damn, seeing how you wear so little, I don't get why you have to pack so much."
Faye glared at him. "Just look at you. Where'd you get those shorts, Faye? The kid's section? And you might wanna fix your shirt, I think you have it on upside-down" Spike laughed.
Faye was about to explode with rage. "It's a tube top, FYI!" She curled her fist and was ready to bop Spike upside his head. Suddenly, Jet grabbed her arm, stopping her from hitting Spike.
"This is not the time for a fight... What's the matter with you two anyway?" He asked. Spike wordlessly pointed to the front door of the apartment. "Whoa Faye, we're only going camping for three days! You won't need all that so cut back on the luggage and hop to it." Jet gathered the tents and other camping equipment.
Spike smirked at Faye "You heard the man, hop to it!" Smack! Spike's hand had made contact with Faye's behind. Again, she glared while mumbling inaudible curses as she packed.
****A few minutes later
All the doors of the truck slammed shut. Jet sighed in relief and started the car. "All right! Here we go." He looked back at all the passengers.
"Yay! Edward loves camping!" the red head gleefully stated. Ein barked in agreement.
"You've never been camping before, Ed" Faye said dully.
"Tell me when we get there..." Spike sighed and turned over to his side, hugging his pillow.
And with that, the Bebop crew headed for the campsite.
**** A few hours into the car ride...
"Are we there yet?" Ed questioned.
"No Ed, not yet." Jet responded.
"Are we there yet?"
Jet sighed, "No."
"Are we there yet?"
Jet sighed and didn't bother to answer Ed anymore.
"Are we there yet?"
Faye's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
"Are we there yet?"
Spike shifted, trying to keep his ears covered.
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we-"
"NO!" All three of them shouted in unison.
Ed stared at all of them blankly. "Okay!" She saluted.
Spike tossed and turned in his seat. He was wide-awake; he couldn't fall asleep anymore, no matter how much he wanted to. He would have to deal with the rest of the trip awake. Faye turned her head towards him. 'Hmm... I wonder what's wrong with him' She watched his chest rise and fall. The soft sound of him breathing calmed her. Her eyes watched him intently; little did she know he was awake. Spike opened one eye. Faye jumped at his abruptness and tried to hide her blush with a scowl. 'Was she... Staring at me? Haha! This car trip might not be so bad after all.' Spike smiled wryly at Faye's amusing expressions. She glared even more at her actions and at Spike for making her feel this way. Spike opened both eyes and leaned towards her. He stared at her, just as she did to him before while he was "sleeping." They were so close - noses almost touching. Finally, Spike spoke, "What are you looking at?" He asked in a zombie voice, imitating Faye and her lost in thought facial expression. He broke out in laughter and soon followed Ed's maniacal laughing. Even Jet chuckled a bit.
Faye's brows twitched with anger but she finally let up, "Yeah, yeah. Very funny, Spike."
"What's the matter Faye-Faye? Is Faye-Faye in loOoOove with Spike-person?" She asked.
"No, Ed don't be ridiculous... You wanna know why I say that?"
"Why Faye-Faye?"
Faye motioned Edward towards her and whispered in her ear. Suddenly Edward's smile expanded across her face. She and Faye laughed together at Spike.
"What? What did you tell her, Faye?" he asked, trying not to sound too interested, but it stirred the curiosity in him.
"Oh... You really wanna know?" she asked innocently.
"Well it doesn't really matter but if you insist then I'll just have to-"
"Oh well since it doesn't matter then I don't have to tell you," She interrupted him with a big grin and a little giggle afterwards.
"Hehehe!" Spike copied and suddenly his face changed to a dull expression.
"Man... you guys never quit. Even Ed acts more mature than you two sometimes," Jet sighed.
"Edward has to go!"
"...Huh?" Jet was confused.
"Edward has to go, now!" Jet scratched the top of his sparse head in thought... "Oh... Ed, didn't I tell you to go before?"
"No, Edward doesn't remember. All Jet-person said was 'Ed! Make sure you use the... Ow! Mother @$#%&% Son of a $!%#@ Who the #%@^ left the @#%$&@ hammer on top of the !#@$&# box!' " Edward continued with the endless cursing in imitation of Jet's voice. All jaws were dropped. Their eyes were locked on Ed and ears listened to the unbelievable words that were coming out of her mouth. Spike cleaned out his ears to make sure what he was hearing was real. Faye stared in horror and shock. Jet sighed and pulled over next to a pit stop. Edward continued to swear.
"Uh... Jet, can you stop her?" Spike asked.
"Damn Jet, how long did you cuss like that?" Faye demanded.
They all stepped out the truck while by standers stared at the odd child who continued to swear like nobody's business.
"Damn it, I wonder why I live with these @$%#&$" Edward finally finished proudly.
"All right, no more cussing in front of Edward, you two got that?" Jet made a new rule. He couldn't really blame Ed for saying all those things; it was sort of his fault in the first place.
"Yeah... Sure thing, Jet. But I don't think you have to worry about us. You should watch your own mouth"
Jet made a face at Spike "Well I wouldn't had said all those things if you guys didn't leave the tools on top of the luggage."
Edward zipped past the three bounty hunters as fast as she could. But her flip-flops (Yes, Edward is wearing footwear.) slowed her down a bit. Jet turned around, "Does anyone else need to go now? We're not stopping for anything again."
"No. Let's just hurry and get this over with" Faye complained. "I'm going back to the truck. Don't take to long."
"Pick me up a beer while you're waiting for Ed, will ya, Jet?" Spike asked.
"And why can't you get it yourself?" the older man asked.
"You're out here anyway, no sense in both of us waiting for Ed." He shoved his hands into the pockets of his blue pants and headed towards the truck.
The truck door opened and Faye was somewhat startled. Spike took the back seat next to her. She scooted away from him. Spike continued and moved towards her. Faye moved even more. Spike closed the distance between them. Faye tried to scoot back more, but she was out of room. "Looks like you're out of room." She glared at him. "I don't have cooties, Faye."
"What do you want Spike?" she asked dully and agitated at the same time.
"Why don't you just admit it Faye" He smirked
"Admit what..."
"Playing hard to get, aren't we? All right then" he taunted.
"Ha! Please" she huffed. "If you want me this badly, you're going to have to try harder than that" Faye tugged his yellow collar.
"You mean like this?" Spike leaned in as she leaned back. The two smirked at each other, both hiding their own secrets.
"I know you want me, Spike."
"Yeah, right," He laughed. Just then, the door of the truck opened.
"Oh c'mon. You two know better than that. This is not the place to do something like that." Jet chuckled. Both of them turned light red and immediately separated.
They turned the other cheek away from each other. "I don't know what you're talking about, Jet. Nothing is going on," She informed everyone. "Who'd want to hook up with fluffy over here anyway" she pointed a thumb at Spike while keeping her chin held high opposite of the direction of Spike.
"We'll I'm not too interested in people who are 5 dollars and under, if you know what I mean" Spike shot back.
Faye quickly caught on and turned towards Spike who was sticking out his tongue. She did the same. Jet sighed and didn't bother to deal with them right now. Shortly, Edward climbed in after Ein and this time, Ed sat in the middle.
This ride wasn't over yet and the Bebop crew didn't know how much longer they could hold out. Well, Jet didn't know how much longer he could deal with them. Will they ever make it to the campsite? What's in store for them if they get there?
'I knew I should have went to TJ by my self...'
Don't be so bitter, Jet! Hang in there!
****To Be Continued
A/N: I know, that was a stupid place to stop but I can't think any more! -_- ;; Anyway, I'll get the rest up soon, if people review. And if I still think it's worth continuing, depending on the reviews, of course. =)
It's AU and might seem OOC. This is the Bebop but in our time... and not 2071... and they're going camping. Okay with that cleared up, I hope you enjoy
' ' = Thought
Disclaimer: I don't own CB
Gone Camping
"Faye!" Spike snarled
"Spike!" she grabbed and pulled with all her might.
"Faye!" he refused to let go.
"Spike!" she had had enough.
The two fought and wrestled making strange pounding noises in Spike's room. Jet walked precociously towards the door.
"They're mine, Faye!"
"Spike!"
"Faye!"
Suddenly Edward popped out of nowhere and cheerfully shouted "Edward!" She felt left out in what she thought was a game.
Jet got worried when he heard Edward. 'Something is going on in there, and I don't like the sound of it.' He rushed in and opened the door.
There was Edward playing with Ein; swinging him by his fore legs and not bothering to stop as Jet stood in the doorway, ready to discipline. His eyes scanned across the messy room to Spike, who was frozen on top of Faye, but they were fully clothed and there was a box of marshmallows in both of their hands. It was not what Jet thought was going on, and he was very thankful for that. Jet rested his hands on his hips, "What hell is going on? You guys should be packed by now." Since no one bothered to answer him he then walked over to Spike and Faye. He bent down and snatched the marshmallows from them. They all remained quiet until he got to the entrance of the room. "Hurry up and get everything loaded into the truck." And with that he left, sneaking a few marshmallows into his mouth on the way to the truck.
"Agh! Spike! Look what you did, now we don't have ANY marshmallows."
"What I did? They were MY marshmallows in the first place."
"Well we would have some if you just shared!"
Edward ran towards the bickering two and grabbed both of them with her little tan hands. "Hurry, hurry! Jet-person said we're going soon!" She tugged. The both looked down at the odd child who was dressed normally. She was in jean shorts and a lavender shirt.
Faye sighed and decided to finish getting ready.
****A few minutes later.
"Jesus! What did you pack in here? Bricks?" Spike complained as he aided her in carrying her bags.
"I'm sorry but that's not my name." She smiled sweetly. "And that's just my cosmetics... You can get my camping attire back there." She pointed at the jam-packed doorway full of bags, suitcases and boxes. Spike's jaw dropped at the sight, not only at the wall of bags but at Ed and Ein who were stuck between several bags.
"Damn, seeing how you wear so little, I don't get why you have to pack so much."
Faye glared at him. "Just look at you. Where'd you get those shorts, Faye? The kid's section? And you might wanna fix your shirt, I think you have it on upside-down" Spike laughed.
Faye was about to explode with rage. "It's a tube top, FYI!" She curled her fist and was ready to bop Spike upside his head. Suddenly, Jet grabbed her arm, stopping her from hitting Spike.
"This is not the time for a fight... What's the matter with you two anyway?" He asked. Spike wordlessly pointed to the front door of the apartment. "Whoa Faye, we're only going camping for three days! You won't need all that so cut back on the luggage and hop to it." Jet gathered the tents and other camping equipment.
Spike smirked at Faye "You heard the man, hop to it!" Smack! Spike's hand had made contact with Faye's behind. Again, she glared while mumbling inaudible curses as she packed.
****A few minutes later
All the doors of the truck slammed shut. Jet sighed in relief and started the car. "All right! Here we go." He looked back at all the passengers.
"Yay! Edward loves camping!" the red head gleefully stated. Ein barked in agreement.
"You've never been camping before, Ed" Faye said dully.
"Tell me when we get there..." Spike sighed and turned over to his side, hugging his pillow.
And with that, the Bebop crew headed for the campsite.
**** A few hours into the car ride...
"Are we there yet?" Ed questioned.
"No Ed, not yet." Jet responded.
"Are we there yet?"
Jet sighed, "No."
"Are we there yet?"
Jet sighed and didn't bother to answer Ed anymore.
"Are we there yet?"
Faye's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
"Are we there yet?"
Spike shifted, trying to keep his ears covered.
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we-"
"NO!" All three of them shouted in unison.
Ed stared at all of them blankly. "Okay!" She saluted.
Spike tossed and turned in his seat. He was wide-awake; he couldn't fall asleep anymore, no matter how much he wanted to. He would have to deal with the rest of the trip awake. Faye turned her head towards him. 'Hmm... I wonder what's wrong with him' She watched his chest rise and fall. The soft sound of him breathing calmed her. Her eyes watched him intently; little did she know he was awake. Spike opened one eye. Faye jumped at his abruptness and tried to hide her blush with a scowl. 'Was she... Staring at me? Haha! This car trip might not be so bad after all.' Spike smiled wryly at Faye's amusing expressions. She glared even more at her actions and at Spike for making her feel this way. Spike opened both eyes and leaned towards her. He stared at her, just as she did to him before while he was "sleeping." They were so close - noses almost touching. Finally, Spike spoke, "What are you looking at?" He asked in a zombie voice, imitating Faye and her lost in thought facial expression. He broke out in laughter and soon followed Ed's maniacal laughing. Even Jet chuckled a bit.
Faye's brows twitched with anger but she finally let up, "Yeah, yeah. Very funny, Spike."
"What's the matter Faye-Faye? Is Faye-Faye in loOoOove with Spike-person?" She asked.
"No, Ed don't be ridiculous... You wanna know why I say that?"
"Why Faye-Faye?"
Faye motioned Edward towards her and whispered in her ear. Suddenly Edward's smile expanded across her face. She and Faye laughed together at Spike.
"What? What did you tell her, Faye?" he asked, trying not to sound too interested, but it stirred the curiosity in him.
"Oh... You really wanna know?" she asked innocently.
"Well it doesn't really matter but if you insist then I'll just have to-"
"Oh well since it doesn't matter then I don't have to tell you," She interrupted him with a big grin and a little giggle afterwards.
"Hehehe!" Spike copied and suddenly his face changed to a dull expression.
"Man... you guys never quit. Even Ed acts more mature than you two sometimes," Jet sighed.
"Edward has to go!"
"...Huh?" Jet was confused.
"Edward has to go, now!" Jet scratched the top of his sparse head in thought... "Oh... Ed, didn't I tell you to go before?"
"No, Edward doesn't remember. All Jet-person said was 'Ed! Make sure you use the... Ow! Mother @$#%&% Son of a $!%#@ Who the #%@^ left the @#%$&@ hammer on top of the !#@$&# box!' " Edward continued with the endless cursing in imitation of Jet's voice. All jaws were dropped. Their eyes were locked on Ed and ears listened to the unbelievable words that were coming out of her mouth. Spike cleaned out his ears to make sure what he was hearing was real. Faye stared in horror and shock. Jet sighed and pulled over next to a pit stop. Edward continued to swear.
"Uh... Jet, can you stop her?" Spike asked.
"Damn Jet, how long did you cuss like that?" Faye demanded.
They all stepped out the truck while by standers stared at the odd child who continued to swear like nobody's business.
"Damn it, I wonder why I live with these @$%#&$" Edward finally finished proudly.
"All right, no more cussing in front of Edward, you two got that?" Jet made a new rule. He couldn't really blame Ed for saying all those things; it was sort of his fault in the first place.
"Yeah... Sure thing, Jet. But I don't think you have to worry about us. You should watch your own mouth"
Jet made a face at Spike "Well I wouldn't had said all those things if you guys didn't leave the tools on top of the luggage."
Edward zipped past the three bounty hunters as fast as she could. But her flip-flops (Yes, Edward is wearing footwear.) slowed her down a bit. Jet turned around, "Does anyone else need to go now? We're not stopping for anything again."
"No. Let's just hurry and get this over with" Faye complained. "I'm going back to the truck. Don't take to long."
"Pick me up a beer while you're waiting for Ed, will ya, Jet?" Spike asked.
"And why can't you get it yourself?" the older man asked.
"You're out here anyway, no sense in both of us waiting for Ed." He shoved his hands into the pockets of his blue pants and headed towards the truck.
The truck door opened and Faye was somewhat startled. Spike took the back seat next to her. She scooted away from him. Spike continued and moved towards her. Faye moved even more. Spike closed the distance between them. Faye tried to scoot back more, but she was out of room. "Looks like you're out of room." She glared at him. "I don't have cooties, Faye."
"What do you want Spike?" she asked dully and agitated at the same time.
"Why don't you just admit it Faye" He smirked
"Admit what..."
"Playing hard to get, aren't we? All right then" he taunted.
"Ha! Please" she huffed. "If you want me this badly, you're going to have to try harder than that" Faye tugged his yellow collar.
"You mean like this?" Spike leaned in as she leaned back. The two smirked at each other, both hiding their own secrets.
"I know you want me, Spike."
"Yeah, right," He laughed. Just then, the door of the truck opened.
"Oh c'mon. You two know better than that. This is not the place to do something like that." Jet chuckled. Both of them turned light red and immediately separated.
They turned the other cheek away from each other. "I don't know what you're talking about, Jet. Nothing is going on," She informed everyone. "Who'd want to hook up with fluffy over here anyway" she pointed a thumb at Spike while keeping her chin held high opposite of the direction of Spike.
"We'll I'm not too interested in people who are 5 dollars and under, if you know what I mean" Spike shot back.
Faye quickly caught on and turned towards Spike who was sticking out his tongue. She did the same. Jet sighed and didn't bother to deal with them right now. Shortly, Edward climbed in after Ein and this time, Ed sat in the middle.
This ride wasn't over yet and the Bebop crew didn't know how much longer they could hold out. Well, Jet didn't know how much longer he could deal with them. Will they ever make it to the campsite? What's in store for them if they get there?
'I knew I should have went to TJ by my self...'
Don't be so bitter, Jet! Hang in there!
****To Be Continued
A/N: I know, that was a stupid place to stop but I can't think any more! -_- ;; Anyway, I'll get the rest up soon, if people review. And if I still think it's worth continuing, depending on the reviews, of course. =)