Story by SinisterMarmalade.
I intend no disrespect, infringement or profit by this story. I do not own Tenchi Muyo or View Askew.
I'd like to thank all those who have taken the time to review chapter one. As promised, here's chapter two.
THE MASAKI'S GET BONGED
Part 2: No Need For Blow Jobs
A scream pierced the early morning air.
"AAAAAAUGHHH!!! Ryoko wants to blow me!!" Tenchi yelled in abject terror as he ran toward the house. The drugs had muddled his mind because if he had been in full control of his faculties he would have run away from the house. Meanwhile, the perpetrators of this insanity were busy laughing their stoned asses off. Ryoko's ears perked up at the scream.
"It's about time he caught on," she thought to herself. She teleported herself behind the front door as Tenchi opened it. "Ready lover?" she asked him seductively. He looked at her, screamed incoherently at the top of his lungs, and ran the other way. "Tenchi, what in the hell is wrong with you?" she yelled after him. Just then our somnambolic duo walked up to her.
"Yo babe," said Jay, "you like that guy?"
"Yeah, and now I'm horny too! DAMN!!" she exclaimed.
"Chill snoogans, I'm kinda like your fairy Godmother. 'Cept I'm not a fairy and nobody's Gramma," he said with a mischievious grin. Silent Bob handed Ryoko a blunt and a couple pills.
"Just trust me and that Tenchi guy with be like pud in your hands. Or something like that," he laughed. "Just smoke that blunt till it's all gone, then swallow the orange pill, wait ten minutes and then swallow the blue pill." Jay knew damn well after the blunt she wouldn't remember any directions. He light her blunt and watched her smoke down half of it with one inhalation.
"How can I, hee hee, ever repay you?" she asked, starting to giggle.
"You could do to little Jay what you did to the blunt," said Jay eagerly, dropping pants. Ryoko, in her confusion, tried to light "little Jay."
"Shit lady, forget it! My happy place ain't weed!" He shouted, zipping up and running. Ryoko chased him, giggling about a 'penis bong.'
Silent Bob shook his head and went in the house. He was quickly getting a case of the munchies, so he went towards the kitchen. Cutting up vegetables on a cutting board was a cute young girl with bluish-green hair. She looked up, surprised. "Who are you?" she asked, curious. After they had chatted about food and existentialism for about ten minutes, Silent Bob got a brilliant idea. He reached in his left front pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. He handed it to the girl. She looked at him with excited curiosity.
"What are pot brownies?" she asked him innocently. Silent Bob smiled.
End part 2.
I intend no disrespect, infringement or profit by this story. I do not own Tenchi Muyo or View Askew.
I'd like to thank all those who have taken the time to review chapter one. As promised, here's chapter two.
THE MASAKI'S GET BONGED
Part 2: No Need For Blow Jobs
A scream pierced the early morning air.
"AAAAAAUGHHH!!! Ryoko wants to blow me!!" Tenchi yelled in abject terror as he ran toward the house. The drugs had muddled his mind because if he had been in full control of his faculties he would have run away from the house. Meanwhile, the perpetrators of this insanity were busy laughing their stoned asses off. Ryoko's ears perked up at the scream.
"It's about time he caught on," she thought to herself. She teleported herself behind the front door as Tenchi opened it. "Ready lover?" she asked him seductively. He looked at her, screamed incoherently at the top of his lungs, and ran the other way. "Tenchi, what in the hell is wrong with you?" she yelled after him. Just then our somnambolic duo walked up to her.
"Yo babe," said Jay, "you like that guy?"
"Yeah, and now I'm horny too! DAMN!!" she exclaimed.
"Chill snoogans, I'm kinda like your fairy Godmother. 'Cept I'm not a fairy and nobody's Gramma," he said with a mischievious grin. Silent Bob handed Ryoko a blunt and a couple pills.
"Just trust me and that Tenchi guy with be like pud in your hands. Or something like that," he laughed. "Just smoke that blunt till it's all gone, then swallow the orange pill, wait ten minutes and then swallow the blue pill." Jay knew damn well after the blunt she wouldn't remember any directions. He light her blunt and watched her smoke down half of it with one inhalation.
"How can I, hee hee, ever repay you?" she asked, starting to giggle.
"You could do to little Jay what you did to the blunt," said Jay eagerly, dropping pants. Ryoko, in her confusion, tried to light "little Jay."
"Shit lady, forget it! My happy place ain't weed!" He shouted, zipping up and running. Ryoko chased him, giggling about a 'penis bong.'
Silent Bob shook his head and went in the house. He was quickly getting a case of the munchies, so he went towards the kitchen. Cutting up vegetables on a cutting board was a cute young girl with bluish-green hair. She looked up, surprised. "Who are you?" she asked, curious. After they had chatted about food and existentialism for about ten minutes, Silent Bob got a brilliant idea. He reached in his left front pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. He handed it to the girl. She looked at him with excited curiosity.
"What are pot brownies?" she asked him innocently. Silent Bob smiled.
End part 2.