Story by SinisterMarmalade.
Standard disclaimers apply.
THE MASAKI'S GET BONGED
Part 3: No Need For Desserts
Jay hid behind a large tree in the woods as Ryoko flew past with a lighter in hand, still trying to light "little Jay."
"That's the last time I give Jamaican lambs wool to that fucking psycho!" he said to himself.
"What did you give her?" asked a voice behind him.
"I gave her blunt, what the fu-" he started, turning around. He looked all over to find the source of the voice, then he finally looked down. There stood a child like woman with pink hair styled like a crab.
"Who the fuck are you lady? Shouldn't you be in fucking school?" exclaimed Jay.
"I'm Washu, and I graduated several thousand years ago," Washu replied. "Now, did you say you gave Ryoko weed?"
"Yeah, I figured what the fuck, you know!" he responded.
"Do you have more of it?" she asked.
"Fuck yeah, lady! How much of it do you want?" asked the manic addict.
"Tell you what. I want to monitor the effects of Marijuana on the entire Masaki household. So if you get everyone here really stoned, then I'll get Mihoshi to give you head. And call me Washu-chan!" exclaimed Washu-chan.
"Fuck yes! I'll call you Queen of the Motherfucking May if you can get me a hot horny slut who knows how to give head! Does this Mihoshi chick put out a lot?" asked Jay.
"No, but she's really stupid. If you can get her stoned, she'll probably believe anything you tell her to get her to lay you." said the pink haired genius.
Jay struck a dramatic pose usually reserved for heroic anime characters who feel the need to give a justice speech or simply chastise a villian. "I now realize my purpose! I, Jay, will do everything in my power to get everyone here stoned like no one has been stoned before!"
"The research potential is making me wet," said Washu who then teleported away.
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"Okay, the brownies should be done by now!" exclaimed an excited Sasami as she grabbed a pair of oven mitts and opened the stove. "Mmm, they smell so good!"
Silent Bob took a whiff and nodded his agreement.
"Thanks for showing me this recipe and telling me all about New Jersey. If you ever want to talk about haiku as it relates to Japanese stone gardens again, swing by anytime. HEY GUYS, WHO WANTS TO TRY SOME NEW BROWNIES MY FRIEND AND I MADE?" Sasami shouted from the kitchen doorway.
"Ooooh, brownies! YUM!" Squeeled Mihoshi as she skidded into the kitchen and instantly grabbed one. She shoved it into her mouth with abvious glee.
"Geez, Mihoshi! We're right in the middle of sex and you take off for a brownie? You suck," said an irate Kiyone.
Mihoshi's eyes teared up. "B-but Kiyone, these are so good." Instantly seized with the enthusiasmof a brilliant idea, she grabbed another brownie and shoved it into Kiyone's mouth. "Try one! They're so YUM!"
"Mihoshggggbbl! Wha th' fk.....heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee," giggled Kiyone. Mihoshi was similarly amused.
"Wow, they're 'happy brownies' just like you said!" exclaimed Sasami. Silent Bob smiled and nodded sagely while he reached for one himself.
Just then, Tenchi ran through the house and out the back in a blind panic, screaming "AAAUUUUUUGGHGHGHHH!!! RYOKO WANTS TO BLOW ME!!!"
From another room in the house, Ayeka looked up from where she was giving Yosho head. "I'll put a stop to that!" she declared, and dashed from the room.
"Damn, I'll have to finish up myself or I'll get blue balls!" swore Yosho. Then he glanced out the window and did a double take. "Oh shit...... my mothers!"
Standard disclaimers apply.
THE MASAKI'S GET BONGED
Part 3: No Need For Desserts
Jay hid behind a large tree in the woods as Ryoko flew past with a lighter in hand, still trying to light "little Jay."
"That's the last time I give Jamaican lambs wool to that fucking psycho!" he said to himself.
"What did you give her?" asked a voice behind him.
"I gave her blunt, what the fu-" he started, turning around. He looked all over to find the source of the voice, then he finally looked down. There stood a child like woman with pink hair styled like a crab.
"Who the fuck are you lady? Shouldn't you be in fucking school?" exclaimed Jay.
"I'm Washu, and I graduated several thousand years ago," Washu replied. "Now, did you say you gave Ryoko weed?"
"Yeah, I figured what the fuck, you know!" he responded.
"Do you have more of it?" she asked.
"Fuck yeah, lady! How much of it do you want?" asked the manic addict.
"Tell you what. I want to monitor the effects of Marijuana on the entire Masaki household. So if you get everyone here really stoned, then I'll get Mihoshi to give you head. And call me Washu-chan!" exclaimed Washu-chan.
"Fuck yes! I'll call you Queen of the Motherfucking May if you can get me a hot horny slut who knows how to give head! Does this Mihoshi chick put out a lot?" asked Jay.
"No, but she's really stupid. If you can get her stoned, she'll probably believe anything you tell her to get her to lay you." said the pink haired genius.
Jay struck a dramatic pose usually reserved for heroic anime characters who feel the need to give a justice speech or simply chastise a villian. "I now realize my purpose! I, Jay, will do everything in my power to get everyone here stoned like no one has been stoned before!"
"The research potential is making me wet," said Washu who then teleported away.
*****************************************************************
"Okay, the brownies should be done by now!" exclaimed an excited Sasami as she grabbed a pair of oven mitts and opened the stove. "Mmm, they smell so good!"
Silent Bob took a whiff and nodded his agreement.
"Thanks for showing me this recipe and telling me all about New Jersey. If you ever want to talk about haiku as it relates to Japanese stone gardens again, swing by anytime. HEY GUYS, WHO WANTS TO TRY SOME NEW BROWNIES MY FRIEND AND I MADE?" Sasami shouted from the kitchen doorway.
"Ooooh, brownies! YUM!" Squeeled Mihoshi as she skidded into the kitchen and instantly grabbed one. She shoved it into her mouth with abvious glee.
"Geez, Mihoshi! We're right in the middle of sex and you take off for a brownie? You suck," said an irate Kiyone.
Mihoshi's eyes teared up. "B-but Kiyone, these are so good." Instantly seized with the enthusiasmof a brilliant idea, she grabbed another brownie and shoved it into Kiyone's mouth. "Try one! They're so YUM!"
"Mihoshggggbbl! Wha th' fk.....heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee," giggled Kiyone. Mihoshi was similarly amused.
"Wow, they're 'happy brownies' just like you said!" exclaimed Sasami. Silent Bob smiled and nodded sagely while he reached for one himself.
Just then, Tenchi ran through the house and out the back in a blind panic, screaming "AAAUUUUUUGGHGHGHHH!!! RYOKO WANTS TO BLOW ME!!!"
From another room in the house, Ayeka looked up from where she was giving Yosho head. "I'll put a stop to that!" she declared, and dashed from the room.
"Damn, I'll have to finish up myself or I'll get blue balls!" swore Yosho. Then he glanced out the window and did a double take. "Oh shit...... my mothers!"