*for a curious reviewer, LMAO means Laughing My Ass Off… Just thought I'd clear that up. And YES, I did a spectacular job on his make-up. He looked stunning… Hee.*

(February 22nd, 2003)

Woo-hoo! I can move shit with my mind! How cool is that! Jareth says I'm quite an irregularly fast learner… Heh. Oh… I had a little difficulty with conjuring clear crystals… Heh. Instead of them coming out clear, they either came out blood red or had red glitter in it. *smiles cheesily* Red's my favorite color! He kept scolding me for doing so, also. lol. That Fae is a slave driver! Oh, by the way, SonKalia, I told J that you said hi and I think he's still a little embarrassed about the whole misunderstanding of who you were at first. Heh. I couldn't help but giggle.

I was right about Sam, my cat. She had gotten into Jareth's room and his bed was covered in at least a layer of dark grey cat hair. Hee. She ended up using some of his tights as a scratching post, also. Oops! I was lucky I was able to get her out of his room alive. lol. She doesn't take too kindly to crystals being hurled at her full force, though. I swear, that Fae can be such a baby some times… *rolls eyes* But you all knew that, didn't you?

The goblins here really aren't that grotesque… No, REALLY. Heh. I played a little prank on Jareth last night while he was sleeping (after he got Sam's hair of his bed)…I put a small spell on him that would make him fall in love with an orange… Turned out quite interesting this morning… lol. He started talking with a southern accent and declaring his undying love for the poor defenseless orange sitting on his breakfast plate in a Scarlet O' Hara fashion. I literally fell out of my chair laughing. Of course, after kissing it and… uh… Sticking it down his pants (disturbing, really), he broke out of the spell and glanced at me. And the worst thing is, he just looked at me sweetly and said in a light tone, "Love, you had better run and run fast, for what I am about to do to you would pale in comparison to any idea you come up with in your wildest imagination…" O.O

Needless to say, I ran like hell. He caught me, though. The cheater. Maybe when I'm out of the shock and not thoroughly embarrassed I'll tell you what he did to me, but now is not the time, nor the place to do so. lol.

I wonder what he'd do if he were to be stripped of his powers for a day? Speaking of which… He's teaching me exactly how to do that, tomorrow. *halo appears above head* No, really… I'm innocent! *tries to smile innocently and fails miserably…* Bwahaha. For now, we must part! You must speak of my plan to no one! For this just might turn out to be one interesting day tomorrow… *winks*

-Niffers