(February 26th, 2003)
Heh. Jareth found out about my little "evil plan". He's wisely decided not to teach me to strip someone of their powers. lol. Damn. I could've had fun with that, too. Oh well. Heh. Jareth has a Royal Advisor named Pahlin. Pahlin's an elf with blonde hair and Amethyst eyes, and he's almost as tall as Jareth (who is about 6'3"…)! Goody! Another person that can tower over me! I'm only 5'3"! Eesh. (notice the SARCASM. Heh.)
I'm able to shape-shift into the form of a white Bengal tiger with emerald green eyes and caramel stripes. How cool is that? I've often chased him while in my tiger form and when he's an owl. Heh. Accidentally made him lose a few tail feathers, though. We were playing tag! I had forgotten I had majorly sharp teeth! Aheh! *smiles cheesily* *Jareth grumbles behind me* Yes, it WAS an accident… What?! It was not attempted murder! Sheesh! Over-exaggerate much? ANYWHO… He's "licking his wounds", so to speak.
J's also taught me how to do Glamour spells… I can change my eye color, or I can change everything about me and look like someone else. Hee. I accidentally turned myself into Nicole Kidman from Practical Magic for a while, though. Didn't mean to. He just said, "think of someone you'd want to be"... And Nicole Kidman randomly popped into my head. Heh.
Jareth has made more sexual innuendos towards me than I've heard in my entire life! He sure knows how to make a woman blush! Then again, I'm not too innocent in that department, either. I've made my share of innuendos towards him… lol. Tomorrow he's holding a ball for some weird, odd reason. Of course, I have to go. He wants me to be his "escort", in all senses of the word. Should I say no? Or yes? I'm not sure. But I must go now. He keeps harassing me with erotic suggestions. Must proceed to verbally humiliate him. Will tell you how it goes. Bye bye!
-Niffers