March 13th, 2003
Bwahaha. An update from Middle Earth! Heh. Jareth has been visiting me in Rivendell. Let's just say the first time he shimmered in, Lord Elrond almost had a heart attack. Which isn't good, if you think about it. I mean, he's an Elf for cryin' out loud. Heh. OH and Legolas was there, visiting as well. I think Chico-Duende (Elf-Boy, in Spanish which is the nickname I keep calling Legolas) is afraid of me somewhat. Either that or he finds me very amusing. The other day I touched Legolas' ear and I think it makes an Elf horny. Bwahaha. Let's just say he hasn't looked at me the same since then. Bwahahaha. LOL Lord Elrond asked Jareth if he was some kind of Wizard. Jareth looked almost offended and he crisply told Elrond that he was a Fae. It was pretty funny. Although J glared at me when a giggle slipped from me. Heh.
In a few days time, I get to travel to Lothlorien, for Galadriel strongly wishes to meet Jareth and I. Personally I think she is bored out of her mind. But I'm probably wrong. Heh. Have you heard Sindarin being spoken? O.M.G.!!!!! It's GORGEOUS. Heh. I've asked Chico-Duende if he'll teach me the beautiful language. He agreed. HEE! I'm gonna learn Elvish, I'm gonna learn Elvish! Ye-hew!
I think Jareth is jealous of Legolas. lol. Jareth strictly told Legolas to keep his hands off of me for I was his property and I smacked Jareth upside the head, telling him I was my own property and nobody else's. lol. Yeah. But I'm sure you don't want to hear anymore about Middle Earth. Or do you?
-Niffers