March 27th, 2003
I met Galadriel over a week ago, I think. She's freakin' cool! Of course, I also met Celeborn and he is not as slow-spoken as one would think. Quite fast, actually. When Galadriel met Jareth, however, let's just say things were quite amusing. Heh. Neither of them said a word, although I'm pretty sure they had quite an argument telepathically with the way Jareth's face paled. Heh heh heh. I can't help but wonder what they talked about... Legolas accompanied us to Lorien, much to my amusement of Jareth's annoyance. Heh. I thought it was funny, and I almost fell off of my horse laughing when I saw the look on Jareth's face. Legolas had to grab me and pull me back into an upright position, earning death glares from Jareth. I infuriated Jareth more by leaning over and hugging Legolas, deliberately to piss Jareth off.
Amazingly, Jareth has left me in Lorien for a week now, mumbling something about his Goblins tearing the Labyrinth down in his absence, and quite frankly, I'm glad he's gone as now I can learn Elvish songs without him nagging me. Heh. I've already learnt the Lament For Gandalf and I met the Elven lady who sang it and now we sing it for fun. It's beautiful and we even caught the attention of the March Warden Haldir who happened to be passing by. Heh. I've been speaking more and more Elvish since I've gotten there and Galadriel is quite impressed that I had caught on so quickly, being a human and all. Bwahaha. Haldir had snuck up on me and asked me what I was doing in my talan and I merely raised an eyebrow at him, saying, "Ar' mani naa lle umien sinome, Haldir?" which meant "And what are you doing here, Haldir?" Heh. He quickly mumbled something and walked away. SCORE! I embarrassed the March Warden of Lorien! *does little victory dance and falls down* Anyway, Jareth STILL hasn't contacted me yet… I think I wounded his pride, somehow… Either that, or he just wants to leave me stranded in Middle Earth for that Orange spell I cast on him a while ago… Revenge. Not something to be taken lightly. But I've been having a blast with the Elves. Although I only seem clumsy and stupid and awkward looking when I'm near them. They literally glow of their own aura and they have the grace of a feline when they move. And so soft spoken! Gah they cringe when I talk. Heh. So I've learned to talk more quietly so I don't hurt their ears. I've confused them with my choice of words, also... Like, "SHIBBY" and, "Sweeeeeeet" and other stuff like that, "Holy Jimini Crisis, Batman's mother's uncle's sister's brother's girlfriends' ex-boyfriends' daughter's toenail has fallen off! Houston, we have a slight difficulty at hand!" Yeah. But they all laugh at me, no matter what I do. Especially when I start talking about magical cheese coating itself around every human man and overpowering them to do perverted things. o.O Um… Sure. Can you see why I am rarely taken seriously?
Legolas won't leave my hair alone. He won't. He keeps playing with it so I start playing with his ears. Although now when I touch his ears he moans softly and tilts his head towards me. After that I've steered clear of him. Now I bother Haldir and I keep smacking him in the rear causing him to jump, yelp and glare all at the same time! My, is he multitasked or what? And with some of the insults that come out of my mouth, I've made the tips of his ears pink quite a lot. Heh. Who'd've thought I could make an Elf blush? Why can I say? I'm gifted. Anywho, that was my week. I also accidentally shot an elf in the butt with an arrow. I threw the bow away from me and whistled innocently. Heh. The elf happened to be female and quite annoying, also. She wasn't too happy. Oh DARN. *evil grin*. Still waiting for J to come back, though. But by all means, he can take his sweet time.