April 4th, 2003
Heh. I practiced transfiguring into my tiger form… Worked wonderfully, but… I scared Haldir. Bwahaha. He's obviously never seen a tiger before and seeing me transform into one scared him out of his calm, collected, Elven sense of security. Heh. In short, he was majorly freaked out. *evil grin* I came up to him and purred, rubbing against his legs in an affectionate manner. lol. He then suddenly sensed me and knew I was the tiger. lol. Which is cool. Because now I can fully tackle him to the ground, in an animalistic type way. Well, I could've done it in human form, but it's so much more fun, especially knowing I'm lighter than a normal tiger, but I can still effectively pin him down. Bwahaha. O.O I SWEAR I'm innocent! Really! *eye twitch*
J's going to leave me in Middle Earth while he "repairs" the Labyrinth. From what I've heard, the goblins only left half of it standing. I don't know how long I'm going to stay, but Galadriel has welcomed me with open arms. Awwww! Haldir seemed ecstatic that I'd be staying in Caras Galadhon… lol. Interesting! I even transformed into looking exactly like Galadriel. She mind-spoke to me at that moment and I was so startled I happened to take on her physical form. Eh-Heh. My bad! XD Galadriel and I had to laugh at Haldir and Celeborn's severely confused faces, though. My voice gave me away, though. And everything about me, for that matter. lol. After I got scolded by both of them, I transformed back into my original form, but changed my eye color to an intense green, like the color of the grass after a generous rain. I still have my Elf ears… They're permanent until I ask Jareth to remove them. lol. Which won't be for a while. Nope. I might also go to Mirkwood or the Shire, to see the Hobbits. If I go to the Shire, Galadriel will have Haldir escort me there… Hee. That Elf has seriously grown on me. Heh. But if I go to Mirkwood, I'll be traveling with Legolas. *shudder* Most likely he'll arrange it to where we have to share a horse. Oiye. Why me? Heh. Could be all those times I incessantly flirted with him… Oh, maybe… Bad Niffers, bad! *smacks forehead* I have a serious disease called flirtsalotunintentionallyandsufferstheconsequencesforit-itus. Yeah. Very serious indeed. It has not been known to be fatal for the male species (YET), and hopefully it will stay that way. Hmmm… Let us hope, shall we? I've caught myself flirting with Haldir… Eep! Eh-Heh. *sheepish grin*
The bad thing is that Haldir flirts right back and not knowing what he's saying in Elvish can be pretty bad, cuz you don't know if he's insulting you, saying things that would make a sailor blush or just saying stupid things in a beautiful language so it makes the human girls swoon. lol. I'm glad I know a few insults in Elvish. Heh. A few dirty words in Sindarin and Quenya, also. So I can usually catch Haldir when he says something naughty. lol. Which is quite often… o.O *blushes* Woo the things he says. Anywho, Mooooving on….
Want to know what's really pathetic? I only stand up to the lower region of Haldir's chest. *sobs uncontrollably* I have to literally crane my neck all the way back to look him in the face. lol. I'm only 5'3", as you know, so being next to an Elf is depressing. lol.
Did you know that they have pure energy foods? Like Lembas bread, but much sweeter like fruit. When I eat that stuff, I can run like the wind and not get tired. Hee! Then, I'm also on an energy high for the next 5 hours, but hey, it's great! And when those 5 hours are up, I don't crash down like I normally would with caffeine and sugar… Heh. Very nice. It's especially useful when running from Haldir… And Legolas. One word about Legolas and I take off running in fear. Heh. OKAY, maybe not fear, but annoyance. Er… Something like that. Yeah. Anyway…
Should I go to Mirkwood or should I go to the Shire? I'm not sure. What do you think?